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  1. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    If it was all dark in the beginning how did god know to say let there be light? Where did he get the reference point from? Also if it was all dark and he created light....he cheated us from having night vision.
     
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  2. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    You saying we'd have adapted night vision of god didn't happen to say, "Let There Be Light"?
     
    1. Rexxracerr
      He gave us fingers to find the light switch. :)
       
      Rexxracerr, Oct 16, 2020
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  3. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    The voices in my head speak Swahili..... I think.
     
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      siku njema kwako
       
      deleted user 43425235, Oct 16, 2020
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      [​IMG]
       
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  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I have been called many things, but boring was never one of them, thank goodness :inlove:
     
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  5. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    Something that has been on my mind... Adult circumcision, pros and cons, is it worth it or not... One of my last experiences got cut short because I ripped my foreskin and yes a hard dick bleeds like a stuck pig, so that killed the mood... So I'm thinking to prevent that from happening again, adult circumcision
     
    1. Geminpa
      My husband’s grandfather had to have it done as an adult due to some type of infection. I didn’t know him but from what I was told from the grandma who had no filter, he was happy with the results. Don’t want to think about that too much but I’m imagining he didn’t have those infections anymore.
       
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      Thanks for your input, uncircumcised men get a bad rap for having infections or whatever... If the man with the uncircumcised penis, would just pull his skin back and wash his head during his showers, that stigma would go away
       
      StraightKush, Oct 16, 2020
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    3. Geminpa
      I’m sure, but the man in my story is long gone. Plus I certainly wouldn’t have told him how to wash!
       
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    4. StraightKush
      Lol was just bringing up a point, I know it's not right, to bring that subject, to someone's attention lol
       
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    5. Rixer
      He said "cut short"... heh heh heh
      [​IMG]
       
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  6. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Take your meat and beat it. You won't like the advice you'll get in GD.
     
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  7. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    I'm in the middle of getting in the mood can't beat a limp dick and I'll take any advice I know there are some out there people on here
     
    1. submissively speaking
      My advice would be to speak to your doctor to determine if adult circumcision is right for you.
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 16, 2020
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    All summer I kept my house at 68* AC, and I was comfortable, now my house is at 68* naturally and I'm cold, ...its things like this that keep me up at night :O_o:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I hear ya! 68 is pretty cool. I keep mine at 74, and the hubby thinks that's too cool.
       
      deegenerate, Oct 17, 2020
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Mine is 74 too and everyone is hot except me.:joyful:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 17, 2020
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      Dee, hubby just wants to snuggle

      SC, your always hot
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 17, 2020
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Awe thank you Shy. :inlove:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 17, 2020
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  9. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    1. ncsubcd6997
      I thought it was (PAINFULLY) obvious and didn't need to be stated, but.....parody website. not for real.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 18, 2020
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      Didnt need to be stated for me, I know B Bee!
       
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    1. ncsubcd6997
      it's BabylonBee. Parody and satire website. not serious
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 18, 2020
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    2. ncsubcd6997
      I love dogs lol.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 18, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      Satire is an art, and this isn't it. Satire or parody offers up an easy conclusion for the viewer - at some point, it makes itself obvious - maybe it tries, with the ' baby killing' thing at the end, but this isn't funny - it is bullshit sensationalism,
      Sorry. This sucked
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 18, 2020
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    4. ncsubcd6997
      Eh, it's mocking sensationalism and cheap shock entertainment as a genre. it got quite a few laughs in other groups. to each their own.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 18, 2020
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  11. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I think it's about time for a drink and a joint until about daylight I'll probably forget about the drink it's hard trying to gain alcoholic status
     
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    It was a good line. I wonder who came up with it..
     
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  13. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    It takes a lot of hard work and commitment to get drunk this is taking forever
     
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  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    1. Jh2
      It's the little things in life hahaha
       
      Jh2, Oct 18, 2020
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    2. submissively speaking
      Oh man, do I feel this or what. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 18, 2020
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      I've always had the talent, then making them laugh was more fun;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 19, 2020
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    4. Cherrypop
      Oh yes :angelic:
       
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  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Anyone seen @Lioness around recently?
    13OWVYFT2za9oI.gif
     
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      Lol! No kidding...
       
      Valspar, Oct 19, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      Thanks @Valspar!! I love the gif!! Things have been busy in RL. :cat:
       
      Lioness, Oct 19, 2020
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    4. Valspar
      Just checking on ya.
      You're one of a few I try to keep an eye on.
       
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    5. Lioness
      Thank you!! I appreciate it!!
       
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    6. 1 Toy Maker
      Things that can accidentally kill you shouldn't really be your friend
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 19, 2020
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  16. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I used a think tank one time.
    All I could think was dont pee. :)
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I’m saving porn pics to my phone sometimes I save them to my “reading list” by mistake. I don’t even know where my reading list is on my phone. One day I’m going to be on my phone at church or something and this invisible reading list is going to pop up and spill my porn out into the open.

    Just kidding. I don’t go to church.
     
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    If XNXX had a theme song.
    Lay me a tune, @Cherrypop?
    Twenty One Pilots----Heathens
     
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      Cherrypop, Oct 19, 2020
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    2. Valspar
      Thanks, sweetheart.
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      Anytime ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 19, 2020
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    It makes me laugh when I’m on social media reading posts and suddenly the post isn’t making sense but then I realize it’s not English.
     
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    It makes me laugh when I'm on FB and I'm posting like I'm on Xnxx...and I keep posting!
     
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