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  1. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start

    A business with double doors and one of them is locked.

    Some one driving with a dog on their lap. get the Idea.
     
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    2. Eslame elfaky
      اريد رجل كبير و فحل
       
      Eslame elfaky, May 6, 2022
    3. dinny
      Stallion? I didn't see a stallion in here?
       
      dinny, May 6, 2022
    4. lovskitzinpussy
      i recently fired my old doc, trying to give this one a fair chance. but it doesn't look good
       
      lovskitzinpussy, Jul 4, 2022
    5. lovskitzinpussy
      but what really ticks me off is all the gay dudes pretending to be females. aren't there tons of gay porn sites?- i mean, wouldn't a gay dude do better looking around a gay site?
       
      lovskitzinpussy, Jul 4, 2022
    6. BiMoostah
      texting while driving
       
      BiMoostah, Aug 20, 2022
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  2. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Car alarms in the middle of the night.
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      Car Alarms period, who hasn't heard 20 of them by the clowns who own the cars, and don't pay any attention to them?
       
      FuntimeFla, May 8, 2020
    2. GasparYanga
      If a car thief wants your car it will be stolen. I've heard car alarms going off down the street, with the owner running behind it.
       
      GasparYanga, Jan 19, 2022
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  3. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Passive-aggressive cowardice.

    Oh, and people that either chew with their mouths open, or speak while there is food in their mouths. Fuck your lack of manners; I do not need to see your masticating skills.
     
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      Lol take a look in the mirror, sweetheart. Passive-agressive cowardice is your MO.
       
      user 326, Nov 4, 2018
    2. anon_de_plume
      Hehehe... You said "masticating"...
       
      anon_de_plume, Nov 10, 2018
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  4. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Nothing really pisses me off, some things irritate me, but they are easily skipped over.
     
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      To me, anger serves no purpose. Anger is usually a sign of emotions gone out of control, I'm much more pragmatic than that.
       
      tenguy, Nov 4, 2018
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    3. user 326
      I agree, actually. It's rare for me to be genuinely pissed off.
       
      user 326, Nov 4, 2018
    4. Aqua Marine
      Anger is a secondary emotion. You become angry because of something else: jealously, embarrassment, being used...
       
      Aqua Marine, Mar 26, 2022
    5. submissively speaking
      I’m not sure I agree with that.

      In many cases, yes. Angry because ‘you threatened me’, ‘I feel shame’, etc. Anger is often secondary to another primary emotion.

      But there are often conditions under which anger is it’s own base, and not predicated on something else. Anger is a primary emotion, like fear, happiness/joy, etc.
       
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    6. Roadrash024
      It's better to be angry than depressed. I get shit done when angry and nothing at all when depressed.
       
      Roadrash024, Jun 6, 2022
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  5. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    People that don't flush the toilet
     
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      People who flush the toilet but don't wait to see if the flush was succesful.
       
      Josef.K., Dec 10, 2018
    3. lovskitzinpussy
      people that dont wash their hands after
       
      lovskitzinpussy, Jul 25, 2021
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    4. Aqua Marine
      Welcome to my world.
       
      Aqua Marine, Aug 8, 2021
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  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Hauking a lugi in public...:stop:
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      So gross. So ... classless.
       
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    2. ace's n 8's
      Is it tasteless too?
       
      ace's n 8's, Nov 4, 2018
    3. gentledickbutt69
      judging people that spit phlegm and mucous to get it out of their bodies, to me, is hurtful. I usually do it to stay healthy, clear my air passages, etc... you gotta get that stuff out of you is my opinion.
       
      gentledickbutt69, Aug 28, 2020
    4. submissively speaking
      Nope. Nope nope nope.

      Listen, you can make the determination that your body’s secretions are something you want to get rid of, but you can carry tissues and dispose of them.

      There is absolutely no excuse for you depositing your biohazardous waste in public places. You hear me? None.
       
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    5. FuntimeFla
      Disagree completely , cough it up and spit it out, they don't make loogie spittoons for general public use like toilets, when you got to fart, fart ! Got to burp, give it a good score !
      One day I was in line at the grocery store and the cashier made some comment about my mustache, that she didn't like mustaches. The lady in line ahead of me made her own unsolicited comment , "Can you imagine the bacteria in there?" . Not to be outdone, I said " You didn't seem to mind that mustache getting mixed in with the hair in your panties, you didn't shave !" The looks from her and everyone else were priceless !!!!
       
      FuntimeFla, Apr 8, 2021
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  7. Lessingham

    Lessingham Sex Lover

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    Two women, pushing huge trolleys down supermarket aisles then stopping to chat, blocking it. 99.9% it's women. Drives me nuts. Also drivers cutting in and out of lanes of slow moving traffic to gain 0.1 mile per hour extra speed. 100% men and knobs
     
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    1. Pawnawnie
      Trolleys? That too funny never heard them called that
       
      Pawnawnie, Nov 14, 2018
    2. LittleLass
      Yes, we don't just describe what a thing is or does. Lol.

       
      LittleLass, Sep 21, 2019
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    3. Aqua Marine
      I love his voice when he's being American.
       
      Aqua Marine, Aug 8, 2021
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  8. ladygodiva123

    ladygodiva123 Porn Star

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    People talking and/or using their phones during a movie!!!

     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      I have that same peeve with people at work doing that same shit when they are suppossed to be working !
       
      FuntimeFla, Apr 8, 2021
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  9. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    cell phones in general are annoying.
     
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  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    People pulling the car to the right of the road a little to make a left turn! People not using turn signals, but only when they are in front of me, but worse than that people who ask the question "WHY" as in Well why would you...They are not actually asking a question as in "I really wonder why you do that," , they are really implying "What kind of a person would do that"
    You can see that since if you really wanted to know why, hell put some thought into it most people do something for pleasure or for money no!
     
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  11. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    Stores that sell lottery tickets at the express check out
     
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      Only buy tickets from the Lotto vending machines. Store vendors can and mostly do scan the cards from the bar codes on the back, then buy the tickets and cash in. Then they put the losing ones back in the stack.
       
      FuntimeFla, Apr 8, 2021
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  12. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    Or any check out line for that matter
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Why does that annoy you?
       
    2. Tac65
      Have you ever been behind an eighty year old lady in the express line buying lottery tickets? Well dear maybe I'll have one of those and, no not that one, the one over there and I think i'll have two of them...........................................................................................................................
       
      Tac65, Jun 26, 2019
    3. FuntimeFla
      Yes annoying as fuck when you just want a bottle of Ice Tea and want to get back to work!
       
      FuntimeFla, Apr 8, 2021
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  13. Massacre-

    Massacre- Porno Junky

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    Drivers that pull out in front of me when they had no right to (usually they make me hit my brakes), then doing 10 under the speed limit. Or just people not doing the speed limit in general. Idiots.

    People being rude to cashiers or servers.

    When my neighbor's chickens get out because they refuse to fix the goddamn fence and it's been almost a year. Then the other neighbor on the other side of me has been feeding them and doesn't understand why they walk up to his door...
     
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    2. FuntimeFla
      Eat the chickens, Problem solved !
       
      FuntimeFla, Apr 8, 2021
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    3. FuntimeFla
      They are apparently "free range chickens" in that respect, and as such, there are no laws against "hunting chickens" on your own property, and in most states it is not against the law to kill "nuisance animals/birds" on your property. If the chickens are on your property, then technically they belong to you!
       
      FuntimeFla, May 2, 2022
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  14. Lessingham

    Lessingham Sex Lover

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    Twenty something women with huge boobs that will not hurl themselves at over sexed 64 year old grouches. What's that all about????
     
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      Lol!!
       
      fruitypie, Sep 23, 2019
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  15. Sodak couple

    Sodak couple Newcumer

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    Falling in the toilet when I have to pee in the middle of the night and he left the seat up
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      People getting up to go pee in the middle of the night don’t look. Nobody wants to turn on a light in the dark of the night.

      If you can’t put the seat down put the lid down; what are you, a heathen?
       
    3. FuntimeFla
      A bachelor! I look before I plunk my ass down to shit, you should do the same! It is common sense !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jun 7, 2022
    4. submissively speaking
      Sweet pea, I plunk my ass down to do either, you savvy?
       
    5. anon_de_plume
      And that way you shall stay...
       
      anon_de_plume, Jun 7, 2022
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    6. FuntimeFla
      Ok so you plunk your ass down to do either! That is NO EXCUSE to not look first ! Do you go into any public bathrooms and not look to see what you are sitting on? Lame fucking excuse ! Even us guys look at the shit seat we are about to sit and shit from!
      The Reality is that you are embarrased to dunk your ass, without even looking! So then it becomes "Our Fault" ! Well no it isn't!
      Life is much easier as a bachelor, believe me!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jun 8, 2022
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  16. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Paying high property taxes in NJ because it costs $20 grand a year for each pupil in public school!
     
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      weird.
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 3, 2021
    3. Dearelliot
      weird
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 3, 2021
    4. Dearelliot
      I'm paying $13,300.00 a year in property taxes...most of it going to schools...well over 20grand a student...probably among the highest in the USA
      I'll check
       
      Dearelliot, May 1, 2022
    5. FuntimeFla
      New Jersey is a "Shitty State" and Newark is the middle of the Anus! No amount of money or pussy or both , would ever get me to live in that Shithole State, let alone Newark!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jun 8, 2022
    6. Dearelliot
      Don't worry Big Guy, New Jersey is pretty selective, I doubt they'd allow you to move here
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 8, 2022
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  17. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Really anything that wakes me up incredibly early in a very rude way. Beyond that, it's just general toxicity and counterproductiveness that does it.
     
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  18. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    The way overated TV shows are aggressively marketed and rammed down our throats. I know they have to advertise, but some of it gets out of hand.
    I swear if I see anything about that massive load of ass Game of Thrones I shall not be held accountable for my actions.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Always makes me refuse to watch the program
       
      deegenerate, Nov 10, 2018
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    2. mirage_3c
      Yeah, it has exactly that effect on me. I think it's because it's doesn't live up to the hype that the shows makers create. I've tried twice now but can't make it through the second series. It's hard to follow and quite frankly boring.
      Another is Killing Eve on BBC. It's like watching paint dry.
       
      mirage_3c, Nov 10, 2018
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    3. Sage_of_the_Forlorn_Path
      And don't forget their "midseason finales".
       
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