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  1. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Porno Junky

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    Does your wood bend left or right?

    Left unless I'm commandoooo
     
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  2. Tonguetied 55

    Tonguetied 55 Sex Lover

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    Very slightly left. I think it's all to do with which side you "dress" as the tailors call it.
     
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      I personally thought it depended on which hand you use to wank
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 15, 2022 at 12:38 PM
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  3. Tonguetied 55

    Tonguetied 55 Sex Lover

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    But I'm ambidextrous
     
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  4. randallgossip

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    I think it is, too.

    It's so weird, I didn't hear about that term or concept until I was in my early 20's, but I'd been doing it all my pant-wearing life.

    I dress to the left. No clue when, why how I started, and no idea why I picked that side.
     
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  5. Tonguetied 55

    Tonguetied 55 Sex Lover

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    It could be that the left testicle almost always hangs lower than the right.
    Maybe there should be a poll about 'dressing '
    Though it would have to be made clear what sort of dressing is involved !
     
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      Well, for me it's the same answer, but I don't know if it hangs left because I've always dressed to the left or if I dress to the left because it hangs to the left. Chicken and egg, cock and inseam.
       
      randallgossip, Jan 15, 2022 at 2:40 PM
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  6. Big Toe

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    I'm a leftie too.
     
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  7. Horndog60

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    well i curve more upward all ways have. i do jack with my left hand tho.to keep my right free to move the mouse or page. i'm a righty lol.
     
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  8. Trib Fan

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    TRUE STORY!
    I thought that because I started masturbating so much when I was so young that I caused my dick to curve to the left because I stroked myself with my right hand.
    So, later, I tried to make it go back by using my left hand.
    THAT didn't work....oh, well....
    Still, my wife doesn't seem to mind and I've had great sex with it curved to the left.....
    Would STILL like to en it up though....SIGH.....
     
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      Oh my god. Me too! Hahaha
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 15, 2022 at 3:11 PM
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      Thanks for your comment!
      I don't feel so bad now....
       
      Trib Fan, Jan 15, 2022 at 3:22 PM
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  9. blowmebaby

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    see for yourself.
     
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      That ain't hanging lol
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 15, 2022 at 3:44 PM
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  10. cremieux23

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    Slightly to the right.
     
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  11. NCfan

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    "Dressed left", but I assumed that was bacause it wanted to go that way. I did at one time try dressing right to see if it sraightened, but it always made it's way back over. Then again I'm very much a grower (not that it grows a huge amount) so it would shrink up and sneak back over. Now that I'm older it turns more left when erect and it always curned up some at the end.
     
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  12. Dearelliot

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    I used a two foot carpenters square today to see and it's .
     
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      But is the square ?
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 15, 2022 at 4:25 PM
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  13. Paulo Martins

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    and throbbing upwards.
     
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      Constantly? Funerals must be awkward
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 15, 2022 at 4:26 PM
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  14. Pauleo67

    Pauleo67 Porn Star

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    but hangs to the left...
     
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  15. Dirty jedi

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    Mines dead
     
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  16. Pauleo67

    Pauleo67 Porn Star

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    Just as light sabers should be...
     
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      Far heavier than a light saber
       
      Dirty jedi, Jan 16, 2022 at 12:14 AM
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      I don't doubt that...
      I've seen your pics....
       
      Pauleo67, Jan 16, 2022 at 12:26 AM
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  17. Bisexual69

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  18. Niceguy49

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    I am but when I am flaccid in pants I hang on the right side. I jerk off right handed
     
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  19. willisxx

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  20. sprinter

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