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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Stepping off the plane in Zihuatanejo.
     
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      I wonder how long ago? for us maybe 10 yrs...
       
      Dearelliot, Sep 22, 2021
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      @Dearelliot Not counting this year, we've been going for two weeks in January for the last 20 years or so.
      It's changed a lot over the years and seldom for the better but it's still better than tourist traps like Cancun and Cabo.
       
      speakeasy, Sep 22, 2021
  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Seeing my friend wtf’d for not knowing the flavor/flavour of her yard bunnies,
     
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      It sure gave me a good laugh. I tried to tell him it probably taste like pink bubble gum but he just wouldn’t accept that. Shameful I tell ya!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 23, 2021
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      I don't know what the problem is, just catch one and lick it.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Sep 25, 2021
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  3. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I ❤️ baby back ribs and sweet potato pie
     
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I ❤️ Fridays!
     
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I love coming in from the subby tubby, rinsing off in the shower and laying down on my bed. My body is still warm, my skin cool from the shower and the fan as it dries. Lassitude just sets right in, I feel a slow lazy grin creep across my face, it all just feels so good. Pull up the covers, snuggle in, time to drift off. ❤️
     
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      It's a very relaxing description, for sure....
       
      coastguy53, Sep 25, 2021
  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    My daughter texting me and said she went to a Metallica concert.


    And the wheels on the bus go round and round...
     
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      You're daughter rocks!!!
       
      luv2be.evil420, Sep 25, 2021
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  7. coastguy53

    coastguy53 Porn Star

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    My days off!
     
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  8. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    I'd love a lap dance baby...but for me, I'd much rather you give it to your friend cause you see...voyeurism, that's my thing!!!
     
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  9. SmoothViolentLizard

    SmoothViolentLizard Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    the sense of calm I get from my better half ... I am a laid back guy, but it is rewarding to know that she is a calm girl herself ... that means, that my calm is matched and a fight between us is automatically deescalated to just an argument and then deescalated to
    "I'm sorry for upsetting you" now please explain what you meant?
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Sounds like a perfect match between you two.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
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      we both try at least and shockingly, neither get jealous of the other lol
       
      SmoothViolentLizard, Sep 25, 2021
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I ❤️ the look and feel of a fresh mowed lawn ;)
     
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      Not a very good one. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
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      I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to get back to you later. I’m admiring a very manicured mowed lawn right now ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 25, 2021
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      Haha mowed lawns are pretty but may make you sneeze! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
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      I’ll sneeze even more if the lawns not mowed! Lol
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 25, 2021
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      Giggling! :p
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
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  11. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I love the smell of a fireplace!
     
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      I do too. I love the cozy romantic vibe of them too!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
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      Yes, there is just something so romantic.
      I hate the fall and winter, but I love the crisp smells.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 25, 2021
    3. Sweetpassion
      I love Fall. It just never last long enough though.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 25, 2021
  12. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I love little baby ducks , Old pick up trucks, slow moving trains, And rain .
     
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      That brings back memories. Thank You.
       
      Beavereator, Sep 26, 2021
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I love the feeling when I take off my bra. I swear I can hear angels singing.

    I may have posted this before. Sweet fancy crackers it just feels so good.
     
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      If I saw you take off your bra I would probably hear angels sing too:showboobs3:
       
      Odins own, Sep 26, 2021
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      I 2nd that motion .
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 26, 2021
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      Haha!
       
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      Ha ha lol
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 26, 2021
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  14. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    " I love the smell of napalm in the morning , it reminds me of...... victory...."
     
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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I ❤️ that my wife has the same sick sense of humor as me, just in a lady like way ;)
     
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  16. Georgewhatever

    Georgewhatever Porno Junky

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    I love eating pussy and ass like I mean getting in their