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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    Okay, so what if @mature gina really was serious and wants to have wild monkey sex with me. What do I need?

    As I quote Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry, "A man has got to know his limitations!"
     
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  2. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    What exactly will I need to turn my bicycle into one of those dildo bikes?

    How much alcohol do you drink a day?


    Four more please.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. mature gina
      I was too slow. Just ignore mine.
       
      mature gina, May 3, 2021
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    2. Snowmass
      That was a MUCH better response than mine ! !
       
      Snowmass, May 3, 2021
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  3. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    So who are we going to leave behind?
     
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      You're not leaving Mark behind?
       
      Snowmass, May 3, 2021
      #link
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  4. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Do you know who's behind all of this sudden confusion?

    I need to leave for work soon.
     
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  5. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    I think there is juice in this one last battery. Care to use it?

    That's why they advise an apple a day.
     
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Did you notice Apple has a sale on iPad's & iPhone's..etc?

    I did stop and smell the roses.
     
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  7. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    What did you do on the way home from @Overtimer 's

    The sign says "Please Stay Off The Grass"
     
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  8. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Do you think Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg get high while cooking together?

    You might get a ticket for parking there.
     
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  9. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    Do you think we might be found out if my wife and I try to make out in front of the Police Station?

    It's forward and back and not side to side.
     
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  10. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Are you sure you know what tribbing is?

    I planted a Maple tree.
     
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  11. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    On Arbor Day I had sex with my wife outside. What did you do?

    If you plan now, you can reap benefits later.
     
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  12. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Are you going to have sex now or do plan on waiting until later?

    They are really good pickles.
     
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  13. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    Uhhhhh, what do you think @farmboy_scott meant when he looked at me, started laughing and said "Gherkin" ? ?

    You really don't need to put THAT much into making whipped cream!
     
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  14. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    What did you think would happen when the fuse burned down to the Cherry Bomb?

    If you want a match to work you got to make a spark!
     
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  15. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    You know, I once had a '69 Grand Prix and on a date I could get inside her bra in less than 5 minutes!

    Well, there can be benefits from riding a bus
     
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  16. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Have you ever sang "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round" while riding a bus?

    It should be here Friday.
     
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