Why are you filling up that bikini top with sugar?

I parked it in the lot.

 

Why isn't my Glow-In-The-Dark-Chartreuse Pinto no longer parked in front of your house?

You can also stop to smell things other than roses!

 

Something's stinky, do you need to stop and use the restroom?

Please don't keep everyone waiting.

 

Where are all my friends at?

Thats not where you're supposed to put it.

 

Should I put in in my mouth?





That’s just the way it is.

 

Why are there so many wonderful people here?

Thats not how we expected it to happen.

 

Didn't we flip a coin to decide and it was heads I won and tails you lost?

There is one other option.

 

We can go wherever you want for wild monkey sex or wherever I want for wild monkey sex. How does that sound?

That happens when you don't pay your bills.

 

So, Bill Clinton & Bill Gates both said no to your dinner invitation?

It won't hurt if you skip it one time.

 

Do I have to throw this rock in the lake?

And to think they're on sale at Dairy Queen!

 

Why did we have to go so far, and spend so much on banana splits?

You just didn't have the drive

 

Have you seen the new "Dick on a Stick" ice cream?

Are you really going to buy me a new car?

It's soft, but not too soft.

 

So what did the Mama Bear say to her best friend when she took her to bed?

You need to rinse it twice

 

What did the new neighbors say when you caught them playing naked twister?

It is Friday after all.

 

Can you believe the store was still open at this hour ?

That was a long drive.

 

Did you see how far @Lostlady hit that golf ball?

Thirteen is also a bakers dozen.

 

Didn't someone once say that Jimmy and Tammy Faye only had sex with a dozen secretaries?

They try to make them all look the same.

 

I don't want to appear ungracious, but what am I suppose to do with all of these new dildos?

Traffic is quite heavy today.