I thought those were @Overtimer trying to get me to pull over so she could pass me and get to @mature gina 's place faster!

Do you dance?

 

I do like to dance naked, but not around the mulberry bush.

Do you have a recliner that vibrates?

 

Nope. I just have to jack off REALLY fast ! ! !

Do you like a stiff mattress?

 

Yes, it's a lot easier to ride a dildo on a stiff mattress.

Is age just a number?

 

Yes. The real problem is that for some of us that number is getting WAY to big ! !

Do you type by feel?

 

I always feel the type I like!

Do opposites attract?

 

Yes, I'm attracted to opposite ends of my friends body.

Do you have a ping-pong table?

 

I don't have room to put up the table, so I only bought the paddles!

Do you wear a Smart watch?

 

I finally got smart and closed the curtains so the neighbor couldn't watch me get undressed.

Do you like hash browns?

 

Most ladies prefer not to take it in the brown and I respect their request!

Do you use Virgin Olive oil?

 

Yes, but it's no longer virgin when I'm done using it.

Do you like string cheese?

 

I bet your Mother would ground you and take away your phone if she caught you here.

Do you watch late night tv?

 

No - I'm the prime actress in my own night show for adults! (performance daily)

Do you cook beef as is or under sauce?

 

She can cover my beef with her sauce anytime she want to and it will be wonderful!

Stir fry or pan fry?

 

I'll stir things up sometimes by not wearing any panties.

Have you done any fall planting?

 

I will do some frost seeding, sprinkling my seeds on top and let them work their way in!

Have you picked any apples yet?

 

They're picked over, just need 2B plucked off the trees now.

Where'd the colony girl go to?

 

The Co. girl went to visit a lonely NY. girl and now they're getting it on.

Are you going to go to an Oktoberfest?

 

I going to find me some of those ladies dressed as bar wenches with big jugs...of beer!


Do you plan on carving pumpkins?