This is a real ad, a detailed ad and it was written by experienced lifestylers who know the type of people we like to play with.

To see if she fits your tastes she is 50, 5foot6, 252, dirty blond, blue eyes and has Forty-Four DD’s.

MWC who is searching for new male friends who like being part of a group that makes a mature thick woman the center of attention. You must be real, honest and be responsive to emails and our established vetting process. Needed is more of a social connection, enjoying a drink or two before the clothes come off because being social and making a connection enhances the adult fun. You must read this ad in its entirety to not only understand what she likes but to provide the information necessary in helping us decide if we want to pursue you as an adult play friend.

We always host in our clean and cozy north-central Waukesha County home AND we are doing it from 7pm until 11pm-sh Saturday October 16th. Yes, you must commit to at least host 4 hours.

You are mature in thought and deed, good looking but a thick bodied, fluffy or even overweight man. You are no older or no younger than our requested age range. You appear professional by today's standards with no more than a few tasteful tattoos, if your hair is longer it is kept clean and styled nicely. Any facial hair is kept very close to your face. You are non-smoking and have never done any illegal drugs. You are fun, outgoing and confident but not pushy or stuck on yourself. You are reliable, even if this is NSA you understand being accepted and given a spot over someone else means you should respect that and hold up your end of the bargain. Speaking of respectful, you are very respectful including never having any run ins with the law outside of some traffic issues. Again, YOU CERTAINLY ARE NOT THIN, A RUNNER, BICYCLER OR A GYM PERSON. IF YOU ARE NOT CHUBBY WITH SOME FLUFF, SHE ISN'T INTERESTED.

We hope that you fluffy, chubby and overweight men who find overweight mature women insanely sexy and would enjoy making the woman the center of attention see this as a fun opportunity to make friends while getting and providing some release!

If interested please respond and of course make sure you include your HEIGHT, WEIGHT, WAIST SIZE, RACE, AGE and RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Also assure us that you are PROFESSIONAL APPEARING while being OVERWEIGHT, NON-SMOKER and tell me how else you think you are a fit for what we seek. It is important to us that you include the specified information to determine if you are a person worth putting the considerable effort to vet prior to bringing you into our home and sharing my wife and/or a very dear friend with.

We ask that you DO NOT SEND JUNK PICTURES or ANNOUNCE THE SIZE OF IT because she doesn't enjoy anything longer than seven and a half. She really enjoys the average or smaller ones.

If you have no interest or are not a fit we are sorry to have taken your time and wish you good luck as you sift through the sea of fakes and game players out here in the vast wilderness of the web.

US AND HOW OUR EVENTS WORK

(From the desk of Doctor Pervert and Professor Knockers)

We are an extremely happily married couple with the Doctor being 8 years older than the Professor. We have been married 25 years, together 26 years and still honeymooning every single day. We truly are best friends doing mostly everything together with very few exceptions. About 14 years ago we stumbled into the swinging lifestyle after some dreams and discussions (Very long story). That led to some experimenting and finding the enjoyment that can be found when doing this with the right people. Finding the right people was the catalyst to establish a vetting process that seems to work for us.

Early on in our experimenting in the lifestyle we learned the value of being able to host parties as well as the importance of making the party fun, respectful and safe. As thick bodied people we only play with those who are thickly built. The goals of our parties are to provide an open minded, laid back, no pressure, insanely fun experience while maintaining safety, respect and being mindful of each person’s personal limits and rules.

We have been in the lifestyle since the spring of 2007 and have experience in MFM, FMF to MMMMMFFMMMMM to full on large orgies of more than 30 people. However, we have come to a point where Professor Knockers likes to be the only lady and be the center of attention, and on occasion with a trusted lady friend joining to help her out. So to be clear, most times Professor Knockers will be the only lady but there will be occasion that there will be another gal joining us and you will know that in advance. We seek a range of 3 to 5 guys per gal.

If you are invited it is because you PROMISED to show up and not be a coward or flake. It also means you presented yourself as falling within a body type that everyone attending would be attracted to regardless of the size or shape of your body or any part thereof. Further you have indicated you are down to earth, a social drinker, easy going and fun as well as a non-smoker, non-drug user and have avoided trouble with the law.

We do need to emphasize that just because our lady/ladies enjoy multiple partners does not mean they enjoy rough sex or rough contact of anyway shape or form. Professor Knockers is our reason for getting together in this manner and she will be treated like the gift she is and that means everyone will be treated with respect at all times.

So, to be clear we are not into any Dom/Sub/BDSM activities and we are not into cuckolding as it relates to the original and true definition of that word. We just enjoy group sex and our ladies enjoy multiple partners who are at all times respectful, clean and fun.

Our events are very social starting with cocktails and conversation as a way to get to know any new folks as well as catch up with the regulars. You need to know that social time and foreplay are really the most important part of our events. Sex / play is usually initiated by Professor Knockers or another guest who has played with us in the past and at that point you will actually find it quite easy to go with the flow of the event. Generally you can expect an hour to an hour and a half of social time before the clothes come off and the fun really starts. As far as how many men are with a lady at any given time, it really depends on the mood of the woman and the men involved. Sometimes it may be 1 on 1, sometimes 2 or more guys and one gal and sometimes we will all pack the bed. A lot has to do with how many guys actually show up. It is impossible to state or even predict what will actually happen when it comes to numbers or how or what will happen outside of a sexy good time.

In regards to bisexual play we support it as long as everyone involved in the activity is a willing participant and no one’s personal limits or rules are violated. It is up to you, the attendee to inquire as to who is bisexual and interested in playing with you. But keep in mind all rules are in place as you seek out bisexual activities. It should be noted the Professor enjoys watching men orally please each other while the Doctor enjoys watching women interact sexually.

Sexual interaction is allowed anywhere inside the house except in the kitchen because of the food being out. Nudity IS allowed in the kitchen, just keep your pubes out of the food. We have house rules that we share before every party, even with our regulars, just to keep them fresh in everyone’s mind. But I always want people to know that we never allow any doors closed, including the bathroom, unless of course you are pooping. Why? It's a safety issue.

Please note, the couple of times we have had to ask someone to leave they have cooperated and we avoided any further drama and the party continued on in a fun atmosphere. We do have men here who are more than capable, and if needed willing to physically remove someone if need be but certainly not something we would relish doing.

At the risk of sounding rude we ask that you keep in mind that these events are ours, in our home, I am sharing my wife and sometimes a trusted friend with you. So our rules are our rules and there is no room for discussion, no chance of deviation from any of them.

Our starting time is firm and we require all attendees to arrive no earlier than 15 minutes before or 15 minutes after the stated start time, allowing you a 30 minute window to arrive. Why the firmness in starting time?

1. It gives us the time we need to set up for the event
2. It is important to be part of the social time because we need to get to know new folks.
3. It's a safety thing, we usually lock the door 15 minutes after the start time.

As far as a location, that will be provided the morning of the event in the form of a JPEG which will include the address, a map and detailed parking instructions. And unless otherwise specified you can figure the Village of Lannon for planning purposes.

Because we may lock the door, you are asked to let any other person know when you are leaving so that they can lock the door behind you; again, you are not required to give a reason for leaving.

We recently made it mandatory for all our guests to consider bringing a food item to share and that can be homemade or store bought and can be anything from a hot dish, baked goods, veggies, fruits, nuts to chips and dip; just think party food. Your food / snack donation adds to the party being more enjoyable. We used to leave it as an option but too many came empty handed and that resulted in us scrambling to scrounge things out of our pantry and/or freezer to provide snacks.

We do keep a very well stocked bar and insist that attendees bring the mixer of their choice, no large bottles of mixers because space around the bar can be an issue, in other words your mixers are asked to be kept in single up to 8 packs of 20 ounce containers or less. 12 packs and larger containers are an issue for us. If you use an actual fruit juice larger containers are welcomed. We do not stock beer or wine so that would be bringing your own (BYOB beer or wine). In the past people have asked if our bar accepts a bottle as a donation or gift and in fact it does.

In regards to condoms, while we always have a supply on hand you are welcome and encouraged to bring your own, especially if you prefer a specific brand, style or size. Yes, lubricated condoms are okay. Unused condoms may be left behind as a donation.

Attendees are encouraged to bring blankets, pillows and any toiletries they might use should they be too intoxicated to drive home and need to sleep it off, keeping them in their vehicle until needed. We have plenty of towels and washcloths. We do have lots of floor space and recliners and our guest bed is available. The pecking order for the bed is couples get first choice, then single ladies then of course if none of them are using the bed for sleeping a single guy or two can use it.

WE NEVER CHARGE A FEE for our parties, however we always have a tip box set up on our bar and WE WELCOME DONATIONS. Any donations are used to help offset the cost of things like alcohol, plates, napkins, cups, ice and increased water usage etc…

We thank you for taking the time to read all this information and hope you find it helpful in deciding if we might be the type of people you may want to explore with. Please contact us with any questions or feedback and to let us know your thoughts on moving forward.

 

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