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  1. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    I know everyone hates commercials and find them annoying but are there ones you find so irritating they make you NOT buy the product?
    In the US there're commercials for Liberty Mutual Insurance that are so fucking irritating that I would NEVER buy insurance from them.
    Sonic Drive-in is another one. They all feature characters who I guess are supposed to be amusing but just seem like vapid asshats to me.

    Do you have any? Because most ads aren't international, give a brief reason why you find them annoying.
     
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      I think the Liberty Mutual ones are funny. Liberty Biberty!
       
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      I was talking about the ones with the emu and the guy who looks like a 70's porn star
       
      speakeasy, Jan 16, 2022
    3. dinny
      I don't know about the guy, but I'm pretty sure the emu was a 70s porn star.
       
      dinny, Jan 17, 2022
    4. GasparYanga
      The only time I'm interested in commercials is during the Superbowl. I watch all of the shows (which aren't many) that come on regular TV, on HULU the next day without the commercials.
       
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  2. Shynotshyguy

    Shynotshyguy Sex Machine

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    being off work, I watch a LOT of YouTube. The commercial that gets shown way too much is Noom
     
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      I get annoyed when they show the same commercial in the same "break".
       
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  3. speakeasy

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    Jeff Goldblum. I like him in movies but I've never seen him in a commercial in which he doesn't come off as creepy.
     
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I really hate the pharmaceutical commercials. They always make it sound like a miracle drug, then at the end it lists the potential side effects, and says don't take this if you are allergic to it. REALLY? How in the fuck would you know if you are allergic to it without taking it? And if you knew you were allergic to it, why in the hell would you take it? Pffffft!
     
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      Usually the statement 'be sure you're not allergic to X or any of it's components' is a turn off...' as is the last side effect on most of their lists: death.
       
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      @dinny That's where the commercials for the class action lawsuit firms come in.
      "If you or anyone you know has died after taking _____ you may be eligible for compensation (after we take out a hefty percentage for lawyer fees and then divvy what's left betweeen the million or so other people in the class action, should come to about $1.99 per person)
       
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      @dinny - or anal leakage.
       
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      The last two made me puke a little.:O_o:
       
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  5. Shynotshyguy

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    - Another YouTube ad I hate is 'Honey.'
     
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  6. Aqua Marine

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    OMG - there's a local commercial that makes me so stabby. It's for Melvin Mulch. Google it.
     
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      Melvin Mulch sounds like a bad Sesame Street muppet.
       
      speakeasy, Jan 16, 2022
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      The lady in the commercial is kinda cartoonish, so it fits.
       
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  7. odi144

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    They can be annoying, but I have a DVR and don't watch much live TV, when I do I usually pause what I'm watching when I want to and I can fast forward the commercials.
     
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  8. overdoneone

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    It's a toss up between drug commercials and way too many phone commercials..
     
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  9. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Damn commercials
    I was just sitting down to watch the nfl with my novelty foam finger and large soda and a advert for erectile dysfunction came on
    Lost my appetite for my dawg
    But woooo sports
     
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm weird about commercials - as a little kid, when all my friends wanted to be astronauts and cowboys, I wanted Darren Steven's job (Bewitched) at an advertising agency. So I respect well done commercials.

    I love the Liberty Mutual commercials! They don't all work - like that DJ one, but LiMu Emo... and Doug - are awesome!
    That Mayhem guy - some insurance company - was great - haven't seen him for a while.

    Yes, the pharma commercials are super annoying, but the ones I can't stand are the ones that:
    A: Aren't funny (but try to be)
    B: Try to push some new mascot/spokesperson that doesn't work.
    C: Try to appeal to 'woke' bullshit.

    Give me the aforementioned, Flo from Aggressive Insurance and the Geico lizard (also gone missing - must be with the Cavemen) - smart shoppers will always research the best deal, but a company that makes you laugh will always at least get looked at.
     
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      C: Try to appeal to 'woke' bullshit. :)
       
      Distant Lover, Jan 17, 2022
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      The Mayhem guy developed Neuropathy and had some had problems with his feet and hands. He did an interview recently talking about it on TV trying to let people know how serious the condition is, said he's not sure if he's going to be able to work right now. Loved those commercials, some of the best.
       
      dinny, Jan 17, 2022
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  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    My Pillow.com I bought a My Straightjacket.com just in case mike lindell shows up in Texas.

    Fox News bombards you with commercials so bad I don't watch it very often any more.

    Balance of Nature. Kills me when they claim 'it's almost like eating real food.' Can you get all the fruits or veggies you need for a day
    in 3 pills? HELL NO YOU CAN'T you dumbasses.
     
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  12. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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      Truly horrifyingly realistic in its total inclusiveness. :O_o:
       
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  13. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Agree commercials are annoying

    but to put salt into wounds
    Many stations continue to advertise during the show with little corner ads,
    They’re usually about up coming shows, -But distracting never the less.

    and then every station feels the need to keep their station logo on continuously,
    (insecure, I guess) Wasn’t that way when I was growing up.
     
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  14. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    :)
     
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  15. Sage_of_the_Forlorn_Path

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    I fucking hate the esurance commercials. I want Flo and all those other freaks to die in a fire.
     
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      Just a regular fire or one covered by a bundle with car, RV and earthquake? :O_o:
       
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      ^Lol!^
       
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  16. Ed Itor

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    I hate amex's commercial where people strut while walking.
    I'd never get another amex card due to it & want to tackle the idiots & shove a spoon in their mouths.
     
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  17. shootersa

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    The stop smoking commercials. Hated em when Shooter smoked, hate em worse now.
     
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  18. Mark4521

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    There is a Canadian jewelry company called Spence Diamonds. Their radio commercials are so annoying, I stab my finger at the button to change stations as soon as one comes on. They're just extremely annoying in style, and they suggest you don't actually love someone unless you blow several months pay on a diamond.
     
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      The jewelry’s top notch, though. ;)
       
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  19. latecomer91364

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    So there's this commercial - for a car I guess, because it features automatic braking, but this couple is discussing what to have for lunch

    Man: Sushi?
    Woman: I just had Sushi Yesterday. Indian?
    Man: Maybe. Seafood?
    Woman: You know I don't like seafood.
    OKAY - stop right there. I guess... what? She went to one of those chicken or pork Sushi restaurants yesterday? Beef maybe? Sure she could have had veggie sushi, but she doesn't sound like a vegetarian.
     
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