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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Trying to decide what photo to use for this calendar. I can’t decide. At this rate I’m going to just use a picture of Homer Simpson and call it a day lol
     
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    1. NiteWalker
      I could suggest a few!
       
      NiteWalker, Nov 29, 2020
    2. Jack Mine
      Don't you dare:mad:
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 30, 2020
    3. Like2Bsolo
      Photos of who/what?
      Yes I come into this conversation late. :D
       
      Last edited: Dec 2, 2020
      Like2Bsolo, Dec 2, 2020
  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I'm throwing out all my thanksgiving leftovers. Nasty shit :eek:
     
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      If I coulda I woulda been rightover and they'rd be no leftovers ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 30, 2020
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    2. Jack Mine
      There's really nothing left but turkey. I ate all the good shit :)
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 30, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      First thanksgiving after covid I expect an invite, no make it the second, I'm already booked for the first post covid T day ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 30, 2020
  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Hurt a rib pulling a bag of rocks off a shelf at Home Depot
     
  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m addicted to a house decorating game on my phone so I’ve been playing that for a bit
     
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  5. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Work just got canceled, after working all weekend I’m not complaining
     
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  6. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    drinking Ord River Rum, watching the blue moon
     
  7. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Fucking tooth ache.:(

    Thinskin
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      The worst pain ever that I couldn't get away from until I had them pulled.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Dec 1, 2020
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    2. thinskin
      Thanks.

      ts
       
      thinskin, Dec 1, 2020
  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Letting the Team Leads run the shop today as if I’m not there. I’m a curious mix of proud because they seem to be kicking ass, and concerned they’re not telling me everything. :laugh:
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      "Go take the day off. We got this. It'll be fiiiiiiine........"
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 30, 2020
    2. submissively speaking
      I can’t concentrate. It’s too quiet. :D
       
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    3. Foleyguy
      Go kick their ass!
       
      Foleyguy, Nov 30, 2020
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    4. SoutheastUSofA
      "Just one more question. Where is the fire extinguisher located?"
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 30, 2020
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  9. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    alive.jpg
     
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      I probably should have put that in the Random thought thread. But it's such an incredible photo I wanted to put it somewhere.
       
      gammaXray, Nov 30, 2020
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  10. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Slow day in the office. Great for a Monday, and we're half way through! Still have shift tonight. Ugh.
     
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Kicking butt in my house decorating game! I’m so addicted!
     
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    2. Valspar
      I'm a minimalist...I don't even have a clock on the wall.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      I am anti-minimalist lol. I love colours and antiques and art and lots of “stuff” :)
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2020
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    4. Valspar
      Too much stuff to dust.
      The less, the better.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
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    5. Like2Bsolo
      That's what I tell my mom. Her house looks like a Chili's restaurant. It appears that there's no space on her walls.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Dec 1, 2020
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    6. Cherrypop
      I have so much art in my house. If it’s a flat vertical surface, I’m going to hang something on it lol
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2020
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    A few more hours and I go to a Christmas avatar.
    Wait for it...wait for it!
    Just kidding, I'm predictable and it's the same one I used last year.
     
    1. conroe4
      I think your current avatar fits perfectly
      At work, I used to have a turkey call. I would strike it occasionally
      and draw in fellow employees. Kinda funny to my neighbor employees.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
  13. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Fucking toothache keeping me awake......looks like I am calling the dentist.

    Thinskin
     
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    1. Valspar
      Maybe you should stop talking so much shit.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
    2. thinskin
      Well if wit was shit, you would be constipated!

      How thoughtful of cunt to be so concerned.......I am sure you can find some little children to go bully.

      ts
       
      thinskin, Dec 1, 2020
    3. Valspar
      Lol! Pussy.
      Sorry I have no empathy for you like I have for Biden and his twisted ankle.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
    4. thinskin
      You know valspar that light travels faster than sound........that is why everyone thinks you're bright until you open your mouth.

      ts
       
      thinskin, Dec 1, 2020
    5. Valspar
      I've been told that before, actually.
      Doesn't stop me though.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
  14. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Screwed up my shoulder and now waiting to see if it’s a torn rotator cuff. But until then, I cant lift weights or do any type of swimming involving my arms. So I guess that means all swimming is out. I’m not happy
     
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    1. Rixer
      I hope it turns out okay, Geminpa.
       
      Rixer, Dec 1, 2020
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    2. conroe4
      Hope it's just a sprain. Don't try to work through the pain. I quit lifting weights because I was tired of getting hurt.
      And swimming is mainly floating and tanning, searching for sharks <in my swimming pool> Haven't found any yet,
      but I'm still searching.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. Foleyguy
      Hope you get to feeling better Gem!
       
      Foleyguy, Dec 1, 2020
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    4. Geminpa
      Thanks guys. @conroe4, I actually swim for exercise as I hate floating. I do a mile of freestyle and a half a mile breast stroke with another half split with back stroke and a butterfly. The breast and butterfly are new so I think I’m doing one of them completely wrong. I’m so very unhappy.
       
      Geminpa, Dec 2, 2020
  15. Cuddly_Kuma

    Cuddly_Kuma Sex Machine

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    exhausted from work and need to change to my winter tires
     
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  16. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Fuckin’ froze to the bone. Walked up a icy dock, tough on a stiff legged old dog. Went to the laundromat, cold as a well-diggers ass in there and the ceiling fans running full tilt.

    Finally back on the boat, with a hot cuppa coffee in my frozen mitts.
     
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      True that this is a way of life on a boat like ours. Some sacrifice space for stacked units, but for us it’s more of a concern for water supply and grey water disposal.

      on the bright side, it only takes a hour and a half to do a couple weeks laundry.
       
      tenguy, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. conroe4
      I know tenguy, mine does only one load at a time. one dryer load at a time. but I don't trudge through icy bridges to get to them.
      oh the crosses we bear...
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
    4. Dearelliot
      We have a side by side, But my wife still uses a clothes line for 10 months of the year, I'll wager there are damn few here who do. There aren't any others in my neighborhood
       
      Dearelliot, Dec 1, 2020
    5. conroe4
      I remember the clothes came out stiff off the clothes line. But fresh.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
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    6. Dearelliot
      I find the towels are as hard as cardboard, but my sweet wife who probably served with Rommel in the Afrika Korps, says, "Stop being a sissy."
       
      Dearelliot, Dec 1, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Going food shopping :(, because my oldest is coming for a few days :), and I need food in the house :cool1:
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my coffee before starting the first meeting of the day at work!
     
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    1. Foleyguy
      Don't forget the cream!
       
      Foleyguy, Dec 1, 2020
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    2. conroe4
      Or the sugar, sugar.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      ya, ya, ya, yaya!
       
  19. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    We're close to having another lockdown here so people are stocking up. I got up early this morning to make an e-cart order and I have to wait till tomorrow morning to pick it up. No problem, we keep well stocked but it shows me what to expect. It's gonna be a long Winter.
     
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      IJust went shopping, TP is down to 1 per customer again
       
    3. conroe4
      But you can always take a dip in the river to clean up. Kinda cold, but clean.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
    4. tenguy
      We’re agin polutin the harbor.
       
      tenguy, Dec 1, 2020
    5. Cherrypop
      No one seems to be going crazy with the toilet paper this time in my city so that’s good.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2020
    6. conroe4
      I have a bidet, Say, ya know what? That's awfully close to having a biden. LOL
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
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