1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. twistedinKC

    twistedinKC Sex Machine

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    Road trippin. Beautiful weather
     
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      Doing a US tour of all your filthy ladies?
       
      deegenerate, Oct 27, 2018
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      Lmao I wish hun. I ain't got any ladies );
       
      twistedinKC, Oct 27, 2018
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  2. Eddie$2017

    Eddie$2017 Sex Machine

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    About to eat and go to sleep
     
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  3. DTrumpet

    DTrumpet Porn Star

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    Nice fall day here in the sub tropics,, only in the 70's down from the 90's last week.. But it's better than New England..
     
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  4. Bigkock73

    Bigkock73 Sex Machine

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    About to hit the showers after morning chores. Then shopping!
     
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Cooking dinner, and deciding whether to go out or stay in.

    I’m seriously waffling about it; I love the people that will be at the gathering, but I could use a quiet night at home.

    Decisions, decisions.
     
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  6. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    At work on lunch... Debating what I want to make for dinner... Got some turkey wins and necks that will become stock, so maybe turkey pot pie tomorrow.... But still... Tonight.
     
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  7. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    This seems like an unnecessary thread but whatever.

    Laying in bed missing a party because I threw my back out or pulled something like an old man.

    Such is life.
     
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  8. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Sorry to hear. It happens more when you ARE an old man.

    <but you don't really want to go to parties so much>
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Debating crêpes vs pancakes.

    I need a houseboy, dammit.
     
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      let's say they did all the necessary paperwork to work legally in Canada ... how much?

      Don't be so coy, I'm trying to plan out my retirement
       
      Old Tool, Oct 29, 2018
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      Last I checked, Canada only requires you show you can support yourself for 9 months while you are looking for work... Sounds like a nice retirement option.
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 29, 2018
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      @Old Tool I need to know if I have to budget time for paperwork.

      The compensation is rich in both attention and calories. Remuneration is at least minimum wage, plus regular performance bonuses. Quarterly performance reviews, and profit sharing.
       
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      @anon_de_plume I'm not a chef of any type; I'm far too protective of my downtime to pursue culinary arts of any kind. My hat's off to any chefs of any discipline. I mostly follow in footsteps and marvel at their skill.

      And try chef dress-up every once in a while, pretending like I know what I'm doing.
       
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      between the performance bonuses and the chef dress-up option, retirement is looking mighty awesome all of a sudden! I can't wait to tell my boss I quit for good - he is such an asshole!
       
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    'Guilty Pleasures' playlist on Spotify, crêpes soon to be in the pan.

    Sweet fancy crackers I loves me a Sunday.
     
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      Heavens no.

      Let's not start a war with the French, eh? ;)
       
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      What sorts of songs are on that playlist?
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 28, 2018
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      Oh my gosh just a bunch of fun stuff, old and new and campy and bootyshakers.

      Let me see if I can c+p some of it.
       
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      Does sound eclectic...
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 29, 2018
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  11. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Wondering why people do the things they do. Spewing shit on a forum is everyone's thing to do, some are just better than others.
     
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I'm sitting on the patio with the wife. She's doing something on her phone and I'm here at xnxx on my phone........:wideyed:
     
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      The modern American dream. Living life together, separately!
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 29, 2018
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  13. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Football. Watching the donkeys get massacred by the Chiefs. Go donkeys, dammit
     
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  14. Bigkock73

    Bigkock73 Sex Machine

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    Laying in bed, playing forum games on here...
     
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  15. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Just got off work, hesitating calling for an uber, but drinking a few beers in the meantime...
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Accidently fell asleep this afternoon, so wide awake now.
     
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      Naps are great, aren't they ?
       
      Bigkock73, Oct 30, 2018
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  17. Cfoxxx11

    Cfoxxx11 Amateur

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    Working, but thinking about licking a bbws asshole!
     
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  18. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Sitting here at the in-laws savoring the WS win by Boston and thinking that our plan to visit Cooperstown today is a perfect one.
     
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  19. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Trying desperately to get motivated to write governance by-laws, and coming up short.

    Dammit.
     
    1. Old Tool
      :smuggrin: if only you had an ex-pat houseboy to pawn that chore off to ...
       
      Old Tool, Oct 29, 2018
    2. submissively speaking
      I can think of a dozen chores I'd assign to said houseboy before I entertained the idea of punishing him with this kind of work.

      Unless he turned out to be some kind of freak masochist and liked it.