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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    I am pretending to work while futzing around on XnXX, hoping my boss doesn't catch me (the fuckin' ogre!)
     
    1. submissively speaking
      I dunno, I heard he was kinda hot. At the very least kinky af.
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 29, 2018
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  2. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Nibbling a huge, fresh, soft peanut butter cookie...
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Sitting on the end of the bed watching my favorite trashy TV shows. :)
     
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      A dodgy massage and trash tv...it doesn't get better than that!
       
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  4. Pussyliquor011

    Pussyliquor011 Porn Star

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    Watching a blow out football game and porn on my tablet, my cock is so hard
     
    1. Old Tool
      first time I have heard of a fetish for blowout football games
       
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Watching a CBC documentary about plastic surgery and being amazed at the prevalence of it in Korea.
     
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  6. taboo1990$

    taboo1990$ Sex Lover

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    Trying to get my messages back i did something to the settings


    Can someone shoot me a pm ty
     
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  7. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Sitting having a cup of coffee in a casino hotel room, debating whether to hit the road or to contribute more to the Senacas.
     
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Running on empty...:cry:
    [​IMG]
     
    1. anon_de_plume
      Ouch!
       
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  9. NoOneFamous

    NoOneFamous Porn Star

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    Getting ready to go to work.
     
    1. Rixer
      Ouch!
       
      Rixer, Oct 30, 2018
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  10. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Ok, this is something that has not happened in a very, very, very, very, (and on,) long time!

    I slept for 7 straight hours! Fuck man, I've not felt like this in a long time! As a member of long standing, of The Ignoble Insomniac's International Institute, I'm hoping that I can turn in my membership card at last!
     
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      Life may not be grand, but a piano can be!
       
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    3. submissively speaking
      I freaking love naps, but it seems I can’t do that anymore, either.

      I used to be a champion napper. Now I just lay there and think.

      Insomnia’s the worst.
       
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    4. anon_de_plume
      Maybe @Old Tool needs to retire sooner. I hear houseboys are a good cure for what ails you. And even if you can't sleep, there are other things to occupy your time.
       
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    5. Rixer
      Oh Jesus. The wife would put him to work. lol
      She's already talking about getting Javiar the pool boy on retainer.
      And we don't have a pool.... :bag:
       
      Rixer, Nov 4, 2018
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    6. submissively speaking
      I like this plan.

      I could get all the tushy rubs I want!
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 4, 2018
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  11. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    ....
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      You don't say! Tell us more! Was a good time had by all? ;)
       
      anon_de_plume, Nov 4, 2018
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    2. Rixer
      I put my comment in the wrong place and so that's what happened... Don't get old, you make mistakes...:(
       
      Rixer, Nov 4, 2018
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    3. anon_de_plume
      Pfft, then I must have been old at the age of 5...
       
      anon_de_plume, Nov 4, 2018
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  12. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Right now, sitting in the recliner coughing my lungs out. Gotta get this cough under control in the next few days, don't think it's a good idea to do when under anesthesia.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Any respiratory compromise will be of concern to your anaesthetist. Get on some eucalyptus vapour, and antiseptic lozenges.
       
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    2. tenguy
      Going to consult with the doctors tomorrow morning, surgery scheduled for the 12th, so I should be okay.
       
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Procrastinating about starting the work I brought home to do over the weekend.
    I need to calculate the latest I can possibly start and still get it done. Then procrastinate at least another couple of hours past that time.
    I like living on the edge.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Twinsies!
       
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    2. Rixer
      That will keep you up late at night...
      My solution for that is don't bring home work on the weekend. ;)
       
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    3. deegenerate
      I wish it were that easy. When the company owns my time 24/7, I'm lucky that weekend work is very rare for me.
       
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    4. Rixer
      I get it. It's just a pet peeve of mine. I worked 6 days a week for many years because Saturday was so important for customers. It took a long time to break away from that.
      I'm glad you don't have to deal with weekend work very often though. :thumbsup:
       
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    5. conroe4
      I worked weekends from home using 2400 baud modem for a while. It was brutal, even with a beer...
       
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  14. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Procrastinating on cleaning my room.
     
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Procrastinating in general.

    I figure starting the day productively should give me a pass on the rest, yeah?
     
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  16. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Sipping coffee and moving my leg really fast
     
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  17. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Nursing two burned fingers, boy did that soup get hot in the microwave. Now setting about cleaning the fucking kitchen of soup everywhere.


    Have to soak then in cider, when the wife comes home.
     
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      I didn’t get it either. It’s guy humor, I think that gives us a pass. :bag:
       
      deegenerate, Nov 5, 2018
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    3. tenguy
      It's is an old comeback line to people who injure a finger or toe.
       
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      tenguy, Nov 5, 2018
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    5. anon_de_plume
      I just looked it up... The range of their ph level in making cidar is between 3.2 and 3.8. The ph levels in a healthy vagina is between 3.8 and 4.5. Does a more alkali environment help with burns? If so, pussy is the way to go...
       
      anon_de_plume, Nov 6, 2018
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    6. submissively speaking
      OMG you are such a nerd. I love it. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 6, 2018
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  18. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Looking at my scale. Do I really want to find out? :nailbiting:
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Those bonbons weigh heavily ‘pon the brow.
       
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    3. Old Tool
      hey ... wait a sec ... was that a reference to you-know-what? :O_o:
       
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    4. submissively speaking
      5C6E4C0E-5781-46AD-8FD3-6F5B24B5B76B.jpeg
       
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    5. shadowfap
      You two are great. I was weighing myself and not that apple fritter I had yesterday. :laugh:

      Still at a good weight, Sub. Fuck what BMI says.
       
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    6. submissively speaking
      Attaboy. ;)
       
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