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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Two peanuts were walking down the street.............
    Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted
     
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  2. cowboy290

    cowboy290 Porno Junky

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the idiots house
    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    The chicken
     
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  3. deepbass9

    deepbass9 Porno Junky

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    Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To show the possum it could be done.
     
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  4. deepbass9

    deepbass9 Porno Junky

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    Or.
    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
    A: Phil

    Q: ......... in a pile of leaves
    A: Russell

    Q: .......... in the ocean?
    A: Bob

    Q: ........... with a gun in a bank?
    A: Rob

    Q: ........a woman with one arm and one leg?
    A: Ilene

    Q: ...same woman in Japan?
    A: Irene

    This is about where the kids scream "PLEASE STOP!!"
     
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  5. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
     
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  6. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    "Knock, Knock..."
    "Who's there?"
    "Banana."
    "Banana Who?"

    "Knock, Knock..."
    "Who's there?"
    "Banana."
    "Banana Who?"

    "Knock, Knock..."
    "Who's there?"
    "Banana."
    "Banana Who?"

    "Knock, Knock..."
    "Who's there?"
    "Banana."
    "Banana Who?"

    "Knock, Knock..."
    "Who's there?"
    "Orange."
    "Orange Who?"
    "Orange a glad I didn't say Banana?"
     
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  7. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Q: Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use the toile?
    A: Because the "P" is silent.
     
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Why shouldn't you tell hot peppers your secrets?

    Because they get Jalapeno business.
     
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  9. Avenpriya75

    Avenpriya75 Porn Star

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    Why dose the little mermaid were seashells?

    Because C-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      We know that you meant to type B.
       
      Ed Itor, Jun 18, 2021
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  10. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    What part of the tree is a cat scared of?...

    The bark.
     
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  11. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Q: When does a joke become a “dad joke?”
    A: When it becomes apparent.
     
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    1. deepbass9
      Ohhhh. Groan!!!! Lol
       
      deepbass9, Jun 19, 2021
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  12. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office.
    The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
    “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?”
    “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”
     
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  13. deepbass9

    deepbass9 Porno Junky

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    An old man goes to the doctor.
    Doctor tells him, "I hate to have to tell you this, but you're gonna have to cut your sex like in half."
    He says, "Which half? Talking about it? Or thinking about it?
     
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  14. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Why is 6 scared of 7


    'cuz 7 ate 9
     
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  15. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
    A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump.
     
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  16. cussin joe

    cussin joe Porno Junky

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    taking my blind Dad for a walk thur the san Francisio fish market my Dads says Hello girls
     
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  17. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
    He only comes once a year.
     
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  18. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Why did the Mime murder go unsolved?

    Because nobody would talk.
     
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  19. Cumthirstymwm

    Cumthirstymwm Porn Star

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  20. Cumthirstymwm

    Cumthirstymwm Porn Star

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    1. deepbass9
      I had an uncle that drowned in a beer vat.
      Four men jumped in to save him,
      But he fought them off bravely.
       
      deepbass9, Jun 21, 2021
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      my grandfather drowned in a vat of whisky, the cremation took three days.
       
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    3. micromel
      Police.. your husbund had commited suicide by drowning him self in a vat of beer.
      Wife... shurly it was an accident
      Police.....No suicide the cctv shows him getting out of the vat for a pee three times
       
      micromel, Jul 21, 2021
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