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  1. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    WTF, people lick windows?
     
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      ^ This why I suck at math^
       
      Valspar, Sep 22, 2021
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      Yep me too. I get confused between 24 hours and a million hours.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 22, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      ;)
       
      Valspar, Sep 22, 2021
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    5. Valspar
      Gem...a million seconds is 12 days.
      A billion seconds is 31 years.

      Yes..I Googled it.
      Just for some perspective.
       
      Valspar, Sep 22, 2021
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    6. Geminpa
      Wow
       
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  2. poppahdeady

    poppahdeady Porn Surfer

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    That iOS comment tho
     
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  3. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    I had to stop and think if I know or knew anyone named Window.
    None come to mind so I guess it's a no for me.
     
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  4. darkride

    darkride Porn Star

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    Only thought that came to mind...

    [​IMG]

    Though - upon inspection - not much licking action...
     
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  5. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I have no time for making fun of kids with special needs. People that do that can fuck right off.
     
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      It's ok to derail the thread though.
       
      Valspar, Sep 22, 2021
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  6. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    weasel-suicidesquad.gif
     
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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Maybe many years ago a naked lady dancing behind plexiglass, tits rubbing against it, yeah I did...probably caught some strange exotic disease that I don't know about
     
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  8. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Yuck.
     
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  9. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    If you live in a cold northern state then you've probably licked a few frosty windows. Especially if you're dying of thirst.. I didn't die from it. Just like drinking from the hose.
     
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  10. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Have never drank from a hose as I don't swing that way.
     
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  11. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Does a windsheld count
     
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  12. Jillthegiantslayer69

    Jillthegiantslayer69 Porn Surfer

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    Broski I absolutely lick windows omg!
     
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  13. Jillthegiantslayer69

    Jillthegiantslayer69 Porn Surfer

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    Any hose counts lol
     
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  14. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm not some guy waiting for people to die, but yes - on several occasions I have licked widows. I mean... it wasn't like AT the funeral or anything, so I think it's okay.

    *puts on glasses*

    OH! WINDOWS? What kind of idiot would do that? I don't even like my venetian blinds that much.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m a widow but remarried. Want a lick?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Always, babes
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      You’re babes lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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    4. latecomer91364
      Thank you sweetie - you too.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 23, 2021
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  16. overdoneone

    overdoneone Porn Star

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    Now that I think of it, my mom used to threaten us kids with a good licking. We all kinda knew it had nothing to do with windows but more to do with what she swatted our butts with..
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I doubt it was merely a threat.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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      Yes, it was the real thing especially when it was followed by, "just wait til your dad gets home!"
       
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  17. KinkyGuy1999

    KinkyGuy1999 Porn Star

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    As a kid, yes, I licked the condensation off. And no, it wasn't logical or rational, just something kids did.
     
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  18. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    No but I practiced French kissing on a mirror when I was younger. Does that count? Lol
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Close enough lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 24, 2021
    2. Geminpa
      I think I did also
       
      Geminpa, Sep 24, 2021
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  19. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I heard of a high school where girls applied lipstick and left kiss marks on the mirror. The principal brought the girls in, and had the janitor clean the mirror.
    He walked over and dunked his cleaning wand in the toilet and cleaned the mirrors with it. The lip prints stopped immediately.
     
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