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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. leed's 13th child

    leed's 13th child Porn Star

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    It's March 2nd, 2021 and I JUST realized that people who were born in 2000 will be turning 21 this year. Old enough to drink in the US. Actual adults who never breathed 20th century air. For whom the 1900s were a time of buggy whips and an ozone layer.

    Describe a moment that made you feel old as dirt.
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  2. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    The first time I was called “sir” by a pretty girl.
     
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    1. lessifdc
      Or the first time I was called Mr. so n so. I thought he was looking for my dad lol
       
      lessifdc, Mar 7, 2021
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  3. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I found a gray hair
     
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  4. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    The time I knew I knew I couldn't fight a younger man ...but saw him go into shock when he saw my .45 and new he never been around ...if you know what I mean.
     
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  5. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I used to eat dirt.
     
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    1. heads-up
      Ashes to ashes and all that happy horse shit.
       
      heads-up, Mar 3, 2021
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  6. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    When I picked up my straw pocketbook, grabbed a shawl, and headed out to the Edsel, hoping I’d get to the diner in time for the Early Bird Special.
     
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  7. bobbyblue77

    bobbyblue77 Sex Machine

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    When I realized Metallica will be on the oldies station sometime
     
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    1. Valspar
      I don't ever see/hear that happening.
      Maybe that shitty "Black Album"
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    When my kids found my old 8 track tapes and had no clue what they were. Or who 3 dog nite was.
     
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    1. steve_vme
      Contempt the prefix con means together and the suffix tempt means the devil. We know that devil means ignorance so you tempted the devil to get suspended.
       
      steve_vme, Mar 4, 2021
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  9. Bama34

    Bama34 Porno Junky

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    It happens
     
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  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I hurt my back. That aged me pretty quick. I used to be so bouncy and energetic and suddenly being unable to move for 6 weeks made me feel ancient.
     
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    1. SexFiend4u
      Glad your feeling good.
       
      SexFiend4u, Mar 3, 2021
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Also when my kid started showing me memes I didn’t get lol
     
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  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    When some of the people I work with said they never heard of The Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship or Woodstock.
     
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    2. Valspar
      I'm actually speechless right now.
      Kudos.
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
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      ;)
       
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      Do you know how hard that is to leave me without a witty comeback, @Lioness?
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
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    5. Lioness
      Yeah....I do know. You've done that to me once or twice! :p
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2021
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      Thrice, actually....:asshat:.
       
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When I got tickets to a Skrillex concert and some guy in the office said, “I can’t believe you even know who Skrillex is.”

    I retaliated by sending him to his room.
     
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    1. Lioness
      And without any dinner?
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2021
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    2. Odins own
      Who's Skrillex???
       
      Odins own, Mar 3, 2021
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    3. aesopstails
      Hmmm... that’s odd... I never got that kind of comment when I bought tickets for Liberace or Lawrence Welk.
       
      aesopstails, Mar 3, 2021
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    4. Lioness
      A one ana two...*starts popping the bubbles*
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2021
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    5. hilltoperxyz169
      Good one deegenerate
       
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  14. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Does anyone remember the Amana Radar Range? Would detonate a hotdog in 30 seconds. Yep, getting old as dirt.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      I remember when that was a popular prize on game shows from USA.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 3, 2021
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  15. tedlogan88

    tedlogan88 Sex Lover

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    Realizing I've been out of school longer than I was in school. My old toys are now vintage.
     
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  16. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    When I worked out I spend more time in the doctors room than the bar.
     
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  17. jelly4wire

    jelly4wire Porn Star

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    When I added a pair of drugstore readers in front of my prescription glasses to un-fuzz the text on my iPad mini.
     
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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    along with a hundred other times, about 4 yrs ago when I tried to pull an 80lb bag of Sakrete off a shelf at Home Depot, some guy maybe around 40yrs walked over and took it down for me.
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      Not 4 yrs maybe 8yrs ago...who knows.. times goes by so fast
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 3, 2021
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  19. txmature

    txmature Sex Machine

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    Only when I look in a mirror... I don't feel as old as that old fuck!
    I can still kick sakrete ass! LOL
     
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  20. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    When my neice asked me what a cassette tape is.
     
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