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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Sackrete kicks my ass these days. I built 7 planters at 2 sacks each, and then couldn't lift them. Let's see: 80 pounds plus 80 pounds equals 160 pounds.
    That's heavy. I had get creative with ramps to transition from the potters bench to the final resting place. And now every thing in them has frozen and died.

    sigh

    oh, and I turned 65 yesterday. That'll make ya feel old, because you are.
     
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      The plants in the planter would have probably died anyway.
      I bought a few of those big cement planters and everything I put in them dies.
       
      Chief Hu, Mar 3, 2021
    3. conroe4
      Well chief, they were 6 years old and were mother-in-law-tongues and they were great in that the planters kept me from walking off the ledge <which Happened 3 times before the planters were built>, and you never had to water them or anything. They just lived happily by themselves until 20degree
      weather showed up.
       
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    4. Chief Hu
      They are pretty tough plants but 20 degrees is cold.
       
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    5. conroe4
      I couldn't find the planters I wanted, and if I could It would cost a fortune to ship them here. So I built my own.
      First one got trashed, but I got better with time. They look good, but they stay with the house if I ever move.
       
      conroe4, Mar 4, 2021
    6. Kenrychard
      I watch people pouring concrete these days and shake my head. Everyone wants fast set up and don't realize they are sacrificing strength. Took a class in structural design in concrete as a senior in 1980 and it had a lab. Great fun, pouring different concrete mixes into cylinders and then letting them set up for a week or two and then breaking them with the 20,000 psi hydraulic press.
       
      Kenrychard, Mar 7, 2021
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  2. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    I’m so freaking old, that I’ve totally forgotten when I first felt old.

    Maybe it’s because I really haven’t felt old yet.
     
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  3. nightbeacon

    nightbeacon Porno Junky

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    My dad brought home one of the first ones available in Utah in 1974. It weighed about 40 pounds, and had one setting. It was built like a tank, though. I think we could have sterilized medical tools in it.

    That, and the first time I was called "Papi"...
     
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  4. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    My bunny was in the hospital dieing and I went for something to eat & was given the senior discount. I was only 57.
     
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  5. Chief Hu

    Chief Hu Porn Star

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    Back in the first days of covid I was at walmart grocery shopping.
    They were out of milk and I asked a woman working there when they would get some more milk in.
    She told me to be there early in the morning and they let old people in to shop first.
    I guess I must have given her a strange look as she started apologizing for calling me old.
     
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  6. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Reverse... my wife at 73, we bought two senior movie tickets .. and the guy asked her if she was really over 55. She loved that guy.
     
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    1. heads-up
      But did you like that guy?
       
      heads-up, Mar 3, 2021
    2. Dearelliot
      It put a smile on her face...
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 3, 2021
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    3. heads-up
      Happy wife, happy life.
       
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  7. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    When I saw my niece recently for dinner and she told me that she is already 18 years old plus going to college. Used to watch her when I was younger. She has grown up to be young woman compared to the little girl I remember.
     
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  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Maybe 6 yrs ago: Shopping in Macy's men's dept, with my wife, (She 3yrs younger than me) arguing about shirts, She talking to a younger lady close by and the woman whispered to her...I know, I find it so hard shopping for my father.
     
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  9. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    When your kid Googles what you've explained to him/her right in front of you just in case the old man is wrong
     
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  10. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    Ouch... that hurt
     
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  11. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    The whippersnapper 20-somethings on my project get blown away by my sense of humour.

    Like they expected the old schoolmarm boss lady to not have jokes? Come on! :laugh:
     
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    1. leed's 13th child
      I can relate - I've gotten the "dad joke" roll of the eyes since I was 35.
       
      leed's 13th child, Mar 4, 2021
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I had to buy reading glasses today!!!!! Nothing is wrong with glasses, but I only need them because my eyesight is getting worse with age :/
     
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    1. hornybigguy68
      I had Lasik surgery on 1 eye over 5 years ago since I can't see from far distances. still wear glasses but only night time driving.
       
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    2. Cherrypop
      I don’t mind glasses. I think they’re sexy. But I mind that I need them because I’m getting older lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 4, 2021
    3. hornybigguy68
      Agreed. Glasses can be sexy. My issues were because working a desk job. You should see my drivers license right after surgery. not good pic. lol.
       
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    4. tenguy
      When I was younger, I was very nearsighted, had to wear gasses to clearly see anything further than 10’ away. As I aged, my eyes corrected themselves by 30 I no longer needed glasses. Now I just need them to read without eye strain.
       
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    5. jelly4wire
      Welcome to the wonderful world of glasses.
      I remember my very first pair, I was 30Y old.
      I had been looking thru microscopes @ work a lot & I think that had something to do with changing my eyes.
       
      jelly4wire, Mar 4, 2021
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  13. jelly4wire

    jelly4wire Porn Star

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    When I see myself in a photo.
    I look older in photos than in a mirror; ( optical illusion ? )
     
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  14. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I don't feel old until I get out of my chair.
     
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      That's funny Rixer. I'm feeling old even getting into my chair.
       
      conroe4, Mar 4, 2021
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  15. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    My boss asked if he could borrow my pen. I gave him one of my fountain pens. He looked at it with a puzzled look on his face, and wrote with the nib upside down.
     
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  16. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I can't say I am over the hill, because I was never on top of the hill. :(
     
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  17. berenika

    berenika Sex Lover

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    everyday waking up i feel too old for this shitty world but then I pull myself together and just... make this world to be mine
     
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  18. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    What the hell you mean old as dirt...Dirt never gets old.
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  19. HornyIndiana

    HornyIndiana Porn Star

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    When my step kids graduated. Was with them since they were 4 and 5. Oh and I just found out that yesterday marked 35 years since Mater of Puppets by Metallica was released.
     
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  20. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    In work I brought up the TV show, “Welcome Back Kotter” the group I was with never heard of it. I didn’t think I was old I just felt they lived a sheltered life.
    lol
     
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      Did you tell them up your nose with a rubber hose? LMAO
       
      HornyIndiana, Mar 5, 2021
    2. vincenzz
      The thing is, I know a zillion things (songs, movies, actors, products) that were waaaaay before my time.
      It’s tough being superior. Lol
       
      vincenzz, Mar 5, 2021
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