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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Mine sucked. I just spent 3 days change management consulting on the referral from an acquaintance, and today was just so batshit insane I have decided to forfeit the contract. I’m never stepping foot in that building again. I won’t even call them if they don’t pay my invoice.

    To make up for it, my acquaintance sent me this article. Please click and read.

    Because I care, and when you are in paroxysms of laughter and tears rolling down your face (it was the diagrams for me, they are just .... pure art) and feeling those endorphins, I want you to think about me.
     
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      I don't click on anything here.
       
      Valspar, Aug 23, 2018
    2. submissively speaking
      Well, you certainly do not have to, it’s just a really funny article about men getting into the bathtub.
       
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      I clicked on it. The graphics were funny...but men don't take baths much, we take showers.
      I don't like stewing in my brew. But understand why women love baths. SWMBO goes in there,
      and doesn't come back out until 2 hours have passed. sheesh.
       
      conroe4, Aug 23, 2018
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      Sorry about the bad day subby. Sounded like it sucked donkey dongs and I hope things look up after the holidays.
       
      dinny, Dec 25, 2021
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  2. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Because I had an especially heavy shopping cart today, every one had to cut in front of me, stop suddenly, or stop right in the middle of the isle.

    What a terrible day...
     
    1. shootersa
      See?
      People do that all the time and it drives Shooter up the wall.
      Just. Move. Your. Goddam. Cart. to. one. side. or. the. other. Dumbass.
       
      shootersa, Jul 7, 2020
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      Must've been the same people the thread author was working for. Steal anything good from other carts as long as you were having to wait?
       
      dinny, Dec 25, 2021
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  3. Altern8

    Altern8 Porn Star

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    Very tiring,, spent all day from very early this morning humping up and down hills and valley's,, with 40 pound in the bergen
     
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  4. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Ok...you asked so bear with me, this will be my longest post.
    My In-laws (mom, dad, brother & 97 year old Grandma) live in Ohio.
    Mom and dad just happen to be out of town today... Grandma gets a call from someone claiming her grandson (our son) is in jail facing serious charges.
    These mother fuckers even put a boy on the phone pleading with Great Grandma to get him out of jail. Even fucking claimed "they" broke his nose. (So she couldn't recognize his voice).
    They wanted $9,300 for bail.
    The brother in law finally got it out of her and she's no simple minded woman even at 97.
    The wife got a call from her brother and she had my son call Great Grandma to reassure her he was ok.
    I'm about to lose faith in humanity......Who the fuck does that?!
    WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!!!
    Not only could they have scammed a 97 year old woman out of almost $10k.... they could've given her a heart attack and killed her.
    I'm beside myself with anger right now.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Ugh
       
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      I hope you’ve settled down and I’m glad you all avoided such a horrible eventuality. I also hope those scammers get served a big, hot, steaming dish of karma.
       
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      I'm good today...Thanks.
       
      Valspar, Aug 23, 2018
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      OMG that’s horrible!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 14, 2018
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    5. dinny
      That is the worse scam I've ever heard of, Valspar...
       
      dinny, Dec 25, 2021
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  5. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    That is an old scam. I'm surprised they're still trying it.
     
    1. Valspar
      I know... she didn't.
       
      Valspar, Aug 23, 2018
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  6. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    My day was Shit !
     
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  7. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Too late to edit... I left out a couple things but I'm seeing red right now.
    I'm usually a happy, go lucky guy but this sort of shit gets under my fucking skin.
     
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  8. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Mine was spot on perfect!

    Slept in ‘til 4 AM, coffee was already brewed, relaxed while the Advil did it’s magic on my knees. Dog crawled out at 5:30, we did the walk and took care of business with no problems.

    Breakfast at 6:30, Spent the day tinkering with my new electrical panel I’m building, simple lunch (left over grilled chicken sandwich), now I’m kicking back with a drink on the bow watching the wildlife.

    Feeling bad for y’all.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      I can feel the empathy. :p
       
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Mine was pretty nice. I visited the Natural History Museum at Morro Bay State Park, hiked around Morro Rock and watched a group of about 50 Otters in the Kelp bed. Then we walked along the beach picking up sand dollars. There are thousands of perfect sand dollars on the Strand here.
    Then we shared a clam chowder bread bowl and fish and chips at the waterfront.
    The rest is classified.......;)
    It was a good day.
     
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      Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
       
      conroe4, Aug 23, 2018
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  10. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Scammers don't really phase me. It's just an aspect of the criminal world. People will fuck you over if you leave yourself open. It's a cold world. I still remember the first time I ran into a professional city scammer. I was really impressed at how believable and talented she was. You don't get that level of commitment to it where I'm from.

    My day was pretty decent. Much nicer out today than it has been.

    Even if it wasn't, I wouldn't divulge that much information about it. I've had some really bad days but other people have had worse ones than me. It's all relative.
     
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  11. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Had a pretty good day. I didn't have to work. So hopefully I can share some good karma with you! I started to read the article you linked, but was kind of ready for a nap. Seems like it would be something good to read on the way into work tomorrow... Thanks.

    Hope your evening is better.
     
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  12. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    When I took baths, it was basically step in and settle down, no fuss, no muss. Haven't had one in years, though, since I switched to showers. Feels cleaner than sitting in dirty bathwater.

    Had a pretty good day.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I simply cannot imagine getting in the bath any other way. But the green smudge had me just howling. :laugh:
       
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  13. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Are you ok ? Mrs Howell
     
    1. Valspar
      I'm okay today, Gilligan.
      Thanks for asking little buddy.
       
      Valspar, Aug 23, 2018
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Oh fuck right off, dipshit.

    This is him sharing a very human moment about his family. Jesus.

    See that rock? You. Under it. NOW.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Now.. Now, Subby.
      It's okay. We all know he's not the smartest guy in the world but he was smart enough to wait until today to chime in. ;)
       
      Valspar, Aug 23, 2018
    2. submissively speaking
      I'm recuperating from 3 days of intense manipulative combat dynamics trying desperately to look like responsible leadership. It may very well be that my tolerance level for buffoonery is at critical lows.

      Fair point.
       
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  15. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Are you ok is the real question lol
     
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  16. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    My Wednesday was sublime. Slept in. Had brunch with a couple of charming ladies. Played a round of golf. Ate some Poke. Watched a surprisingly well-done movie ("Eighth Grade", btw Bo Burnham just went up another notch or two on my favorite story-tellers list...) Enjoyed a quiet wind down of music and fun ;). Life is good.
     
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  17. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I knew I'd posted that article from The Cut on men entering baths here, but damned if I could remember where.

    Finally found it. :)

    So, um my day's been productive? :laugh:

    How's yours?
     
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  18. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    No idea yet as mine has only just started....well, an hour ago, it's 8am here.
     
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