Don’t get married dumbass. You want a different last name, just go change it.

 

Abuse doesn't last forever.

 

Hmm...

Shoot first, and dont ask questiins,
Cuz its not your fault.

 

Lets go farther back in my case. Say 40 years.... I'd have only one thing to say. Buy $2000 in Microsoft stock and keep it till 2006 and you will be a multi millionaire.

 

I’d say don’t get in 2 relationships with 2 certain ladies and don’t pass up any pussy in high school

 

Learn to be a little more of an asshole, when the time is right. So you don't let people take advantage of you.
Also to listen to my heart, and not think it's just my imagination.

 

One does not need to be an asshole in order not to be taken advantage of, you only need to be ahead of the horseshit.

The mind can be very suggestive at times.

 

One year my high school had an outbreak of the clap, the next year it was the crabs, might I add, I didn't catch either of them.

 

Invest in the big names we all know.
Buy all the property you can North of Dallas.
Stay at home on July 4 2007.

 

Everyone has opinions and free advice is the most expensive. The problem isn't just how to consolidate 30 years of information to 5 minutes. How are you going to get yourself to take it seriously and actually use it, so you spend the last 30 years living in a better way? We are used to taking it in through one ear and letting it go back out of the other with nothing happening on the way.

 

I would tell him to know when to choose with your brain and when to choose with your heart. And to know that the pain of choosing with your brain will last long. And the path of success in choosing with your heart will be long. But once he makes the decission dont look back, keep moving forward.
And also to don’t even bother buying a pair of pants between the ages of 22-25 he’ll spend the bulk of those years all liquored up and getting naked anyway.

 

I would tell him that he's doing everything right so far
but he should go out more and have more self esteem. not to be afraid of anything and enjoy life as he sees fit

 

I'd go back to 1979 and tell 15 year old me. Hey Dumbass, that electric fence really does shock.

 

Don’t let loyalty turn to leash.

 

I would have a list of names with dates next to em.
I would tell myself, on the dates listed by each name, don't let the motherfuckers out of your sight, knock em out if need be.

 

There's a very long list of things i would tell myself...so many things. Idk if my dumb ass would have listened though. lol

 

A list of the euro millions lotto number!

 

I would tell myself: when you have the opportunity to learn Java do so.

 

I'd punch myself in the face and say bitch don't marry him

 

This question unfortunately leaves out one basic part of the decision making process. Morality and Honesty! Maybe thats two parts, but just one to me!
I don't believe I could have made any better decisions , without worse detriment. I will confess, I have told a lie or two in my favor, but only because telling the truth
would have so totally benefitted someone with something they did not deserve!