1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Gogetta187

    Gogetta187 Newcumer

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    Looking for something to eat
     
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  2. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Phone for a take away.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      ...delivery
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 22, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      What you delivering? :)
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Wouldn’t looking in your refrigerator be more beneficial than a porn forum?:joyful::jimlad:
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      AND agree!
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 22, 2020
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  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Are you also drunk?:O_o:
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Maybe I should have said drumk? :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 22, 2020
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  6. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Like the lady and Tony Soprano said, "It's just a phone call away"
     
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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Look under the couch cushions. Maybe there are some Cheetos there

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  8. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Close your eyes and open wide....someone around here may stick something in your mouth.
     
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    1. Anniemated
      I'll just sit down here ......
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
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  9. Cammyboymanc

    Cammyboymanc Sex Machine

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    eat a sandwich!
     
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  10. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    The wife was blow drying her pussy.. I asked her what she was doing and she said warming up your dinner.. haha.
     
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  11. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Be thankful you're not hungry
     
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    1. hannahsbigdaddy
      All I have to do is say I'm hungry and she'll cook something. Or get it ready for me to grill haha.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Oct 22, 2020
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Here! Have a pizza!

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  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    2. submissively speaking
      Well I mean come on ... does the guy want to alienate himself completely right off the hop?

      What kind of weirdo degenerate freakazoid doesn’t like cheese?
       
    3. Rexxracerr
      *laughing*
      Cuppy would hate him.
       
      Rexxracerr, Oct 22, 2020
    4. submissively speaking
      I feel like hate might be a strong term.

      For sure he’d just cease to exist. :laugh:
       
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      I know of a Canadian competitive eater that doesn’t like cheese and I still like him. More cheese for me. :joyful::jimlad:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 22, 2020
    6. submissively speaking
      Well yeah. Canadian, duh.
       
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  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    You expect somebody to get it for you, get off your ass and get it yourself!
     
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  15. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Sounds Italian, he needs to gogetta some pasta.
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    1. hannahsbigdaddy
      Maybe he meant to say he's Hungarian?
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Oct 22, 2020
    2. Rexxracerr
      Awesome reply. :p:p:p
       
      Rexxracerr, Oct 22, 2020
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  16. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    BAKERY-STYLE-CHOCOLATE-CHIP-COOKIES-9-550x550.jpg
     
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    1. Rexxracerr
      The top dog of cookies, but thats just me. :)
       
      Rexxracerr, Oct 22, 2020
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  17. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    2. Anniemated
      Phantom of the OKRA?
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
    3. Anniemated
      The Sound of Muesli?
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
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    4. thestrangerinyou
      Yes how many tickets do i get
       
      thestrangerinyou, Oct 22, 2020
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    5. Anniemated
      2 in The Gods.
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
    6. thestrangerinyou
      Yay I can take some one with me who wants to go
       
      thestrangerinyou, Oct 22, 2020
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  18. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Herr ya go
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    DYO kin fuck he tried
     
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    1. curiousscouser
      When you said you had a massive cock, this isn't what I imagined!
       
      curiousscouser, Oct 22, 2020
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  19. Steve207

    Steve207 Porno Junky

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    He needs a triple bacon cheeseburger with a milkshake a large French fries
     
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    2. Steve207
      Well at least he'll be full and happy
       
      Steve207, Oct 22, 2020
    3. Anniemated
      Chest crushing pain more like.
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
    4. Steve207
      Ok what would you suggest??? For him my cheeseburger is bake made with Turkey buger meat with Turkey bacon on a whole bun with all the fixings with baked sweet potato fries
       
      Steve207, Oct 22, 2020
    5. Anniemated
      Shrugs ..... up to him if he wants to kill himself that way, same way that I'm dying of Diabetes from eating all the wrong stuff.
       
      Anniemated, Oct 22, 2020
    6. Steve207
      I'm sorry hun generally i try to make a healthier vision of stuff
       
      Steve207, Oct 22, 2020
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  20. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Pizza dude has arrived!
    Delivery as requested!
    Large Peperoni with sausage ..............
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    1. Steve207
      Man the carpet was just cleaned
       
      Steve207, Oct 22, 2020
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