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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I am coming back as a mermaid.
    And I think I will make Bonaire my home.
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      I guess in your previous life you have already been. And it is fractions of memory left in you. I heard that there are boundaries that you couldn t reach in your real life. not real boundaries I mean things that you couldn t win or achieve. I can not find a right word. And your carma would bring you back to again and again untill you make it. So think about things that couldn t overcome.
       
      Ficxa 479, Feb 21, 2021
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    2. hilltoperxyz169
      If your a mermaid were the hell is your pussy at
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Mar 5, 2021
    3. inmyhand
      that would be a sexy picture
       
      inmyhand, Mar 6, 2021
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I don't really believe in reincarnation, but I'll play along.

    I think if I was reincarnated, I'd like to live a very simple life that provided for me and my loved ones in a beautiful, peaceful setting - even if it was hard work to survive. A lighthouse keeper would be awesome, but with GPS, there's not a lot of longevity there.

    Like this, maybe:

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      I might have known it would involve sheep.. :p
       
      Rixer, Feb 21, 2021
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  4. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Again, as a human being, a man...I didn't do it right the first time...
     
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  5. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    I dont want to come back again....'cause my life is always fucked...
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      It is because in your previous life you lived a lux life.
       
      Ficxa 479, Feb 21, 2021
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'm coming back as @StanleyOG .
    You fuckers are all doomed....
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    1. Ficxa 479
      Then we are coming after you, ass hole. :O_o:
       
      Ficxa 479, Feb 21, 2021
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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I think I’ll be a hermit in my next life and live high in the mountains or maybe northern Alaska. Plenty of fresh air and no bullshit!
     
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  8. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The same exact thing cause I refuse to let them win
     
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I want to come back as a unicorn. So I’ll be beautiful and glittery and magical, but I can still stab people with my head.
     
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      You are beautiful
       
      Richie7rich, Feb 21, 2021
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  10. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Ken.
    Think about it.
    That asshole has everything.
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      The guys missing a prick. Last Christmas I went to the mall to get my granddaughter a Barbie doll. I asked the sales clerk if Barbie came with Ken. She told me Barbie fakes it with Ken, and comes with G I Joe.
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 22, 2021
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  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I want to come back looking like Barbie!
     
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      don t make me think, that you don t look like one now.
       
      Ficxa 479, Feb 21, 2021
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Does he have bubbles?
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    1. Lioness
      Boy, you just ain't raht in the head!! :hilarious:
       
      Lioness, Feb 21, 2021
    2. Valspar
      I'm left in the head....it's a curse.
       
      Valspar, Feb 21, 2021
    3. Lioness
      • "In most people, the left side of the brain controls the ability to speak and understand language. The right side of the brain controls the ability to pay attention, recognize things you see, hear or touch, and be aware of your own body." I guess you won't be able to wank then!
       
      Lioness, Feb 21, 2021
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  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    LOL and they smell like lavendar and vanilla.
     
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  14. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Cheetah so I can run away when dealing with confrontation or drama.
     
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  15. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I would like to come back with an intuitive understanding of the insights I have acquired by analyzing my mistakes in life. It is better to learn from mistakes than it is to keep making them. Nevertheless, some opportunities only come once in life. It is good to know in advance how to respond.
     
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    1. Rixer
      It would be a riot if you came back as a black man. ;)
       
      Rixer, Feb 21, 2021
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    2. shootersa
      black dog.
      [​IMG]
       
      shootersa, Feb 22, 2021
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  16. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    We say if one lived a life like a swine, he would return like one.
     
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  17. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I don’t have any particular desire to come back as any type of non-human, and I would never want to be a different human. I simply can’t imagine making my way through this world without the loved ones I share my life with now.
     
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  18. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I would want to be myself. I read a quote one time. I can't remember exactly how it was worded but it basically said, if i were reincarnated. I would want to be me. There would be feelings i wouldn't have to remember. That's pretty deep.
     
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  19. harsh34

    harsh34 Porn Legend

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    Richest man ..
     
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  20. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    I guess in my previous life I was a dog. I guess I would want to be a dolphin, or killer whale. Isn t it great to live in harmony with nature.
     
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