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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Whose the leader of the club thats great for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y, MOUSE...Hay there, high there, hoe there, your as welcome as can be, M-I-C...see ya real soon, K-E-Y...why, because we like you, M-O-U-S-E!
     
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      Bugs Bunny would not be happy about this.
       
      Valspar, Aug 8, 2020
    2. vincenzz
      Oh Mickey, you're so fine
      You're so fine, you blow my mind
      Hey Mickey, hey Mickey
      Oh Mickey, you're so fine ...
       
      vincenzz, Oct 19, 2020
    3. gungagreg
      …Toni Basil has a huge “greatest hits” album that has only one hit, but I loveit
       
      gungagreg, Sep 29, 2023
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    She's the daughter of Rosie O'Grady, a regular old fashion girl, (look I'm dancin'), she isnt crazy for diamond rings, silkin's or satin's or fancy things, lala, la, lalala, la la,.... she's the daughter of Rosie O'Graaaady



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      She a Irish whore and so lovable lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 28, 2020
    3. anon_de_plume
      By chance, this?

       
      anon_de_plume, Aug 28, 2020
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      Same tune, I like Bugs Bunny's lyrics better
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 28, 2020
    5. submissively speaking
      I learned the chorus, but with significantly different lyrics. :laugh:
       
    6. Truthful 1
      Bugs bunny done at best Looney Tunes rule
       
      Truthful 1, Dec 6, 2020
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Somewhere, in some Disney vault, there exists footage of me on The Micky Mouse Show - they were taping in Disneyland, and my family and I happened to be at the shooting gallery on Tom Sawyer's Island - in the Fort, when they asked kids to be part of a line-up to talk to. I don't remember what they asked or what I answered, but I was there, and I saw the episode!

    Some of my grade-school friends also saw it, but the fleeting fame did NOT launch a career for me.
     
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      Wasn't Justin Timberlake a Mouseketeer?
       
      Valspar, Aug 8, 2020
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      I remember when "E-ticket ride" was an expression for anything particularly good.
       
      johnrael, Aug 8, 2020
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      Oh yes - an E ticket was First Class! One of my favorite Guitar Players knew the value
      [​IMG]

      And yes, I understand that Timberlake, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were all Musketeers, but that was much later (I wasn't watching then)
       
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      Did you ever meet Annette Funicello?
       
    6. latecomer91364
      Haha - I wish! She was probably one of the inspirations for my first adolescent wet dreams!

      Frankie Avalon was NEVER enough man for her!
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 8, 2020
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  4. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Back on the bottle again i see
     
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      Never left the bong;)
       
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  5. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Different lyrics for the mickey mouse song.

    J O C K E Y S T R A P

    jocky strap, jockey strap,
    For ever let it hold them up on high!

    JOCKEY STRAP

    Used to sing that during football practice when someone got popped in the jewels.

    Guess you had to be there....
     
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  6. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    I remember, you forgot to mention Donald Duck after Mickey's name.
     
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      I always preferred a Donald to a Daffy. So will America come November.
       
      heads-up, Aug 26, 2020
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  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I love to singa
    About the moona
    And the Juna
    In the Springa
    I love to singa...
     
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  8. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    O O O he he he little brown jug how I love thee
     
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  9. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    ????

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  10. Joe_p_1953

    Joe_p_1953 Porn Star

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    Les we not forget Elmer Fudd
     
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My bologna has a first name, it's O-s-c-a-r
    My bologna has a second name, it's M-a-y-e-r
    Oh how I love to eat it every day, If you ask me why, I'll say...
    Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Bet you were wanting the picture of the lid fishing while singing ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 24, 2020
    2. Rexxracerr
      That makes think of the little boy fishing, singing that song.
      It ended with, "How's that?"
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 24, 2020
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    It aint gunna rain no more, it aint gunna rain no more,... how in the heck can I wash my neck, when it aint gunna rain no more
     
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      you dont need to walk into it ill bring it to you
       
      daddydoug, Sep 15, 2020
    3. daddydoug
      you are what wet dreams are made of
       
      daddydoug, Sep 15, 2020
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      ☺️❤️
       
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    5. daddydoug
      fuck i want to make you cum so hard your shaking as i drip seat all over your back and make you shiver
       
      daddydoug, Sep 15, 2020
    6. submissively speaking
      Goodness gracious!
       
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  13. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    My favorite Mickey
     
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      South Park's Mickey Mouse is epic! Lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 27, 2020
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  14. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Goober Peas.
    I remember singing that song in grade school at a recital.
    Oh, have times have changed.
     
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    There once was a girl with a curl in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was very very good and when she was bad she was awful.
     
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      And when she was bad she was better.
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 27, 2020
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  16. senior dick

    senior dick The charming handsome hearts painter

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    Ring, ring goes the bell,the cook in the lunch room's ready to sell,You're lucky if you can find a seat,You're fortunate if you have time to eat,Back in the classroom, Open your books,
    Keep up the teacher don't know how mean she looks.....................................It reminds me of school days.;):)
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    On top of Old Smoky, all covered with cheese,
    I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed,
    it rolled off the table, and onto the floor,
    Thats when I saw my poor meatball, never no more.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      LOL We sang this a lot as kids, but where I live the final line was

      "Then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door.
      It rolled into the garden, and under a bush,
      then my poor meatball was nothing but mush".
       
      deegenerate, Aug 24, 2020
    2. Rexxracerr
      On top of old smoky all covered in sand, I shot my teacher, with a red rubber band.
      I went to his funeral, i went to his grave.
      Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 24, 2020
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      phxbi_bear80, Aug 27, 2020
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  18. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Your mama, your daddy. Your greasy greasy grandmama.
    She's rich, she's poor, she's a fucking where.

    Kids are cruel. :p
     
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  19. Ed Itor

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    School days, school days. Oh those wonderful school days, reading & writing & rithmatic all taught to the beat of a hickory stick. ...
     
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Someone's in the kitchen with Dina, someone's in the kitchen I knooow,
    someone's in the kitchen with Dina, strumin' on the old banjo,
    singin' fee fi fiddley Io, fee fi fiddly Ioooo, fee fi fiddly IOOO, ...strumin'ontheoldbanjo
     
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