For beautiful babies in Vegas on their last chip
For all my 9th life kittens hittin' catnip
For heavy drinkers thinkin' they were never jackshit
You're thinkin' that's it, but hit a backflip
You've got a cracked rib or, maybe a bad liver
You got a bad hip or, even a bad temper
But if it's Last Supper, one legged mad leper
Put on that glass slipper, you ain't no half-stepper

This ain't no last breath, it's only one collapsed lung
We're holdin' up the bank with nothin' but a cap gun
Down to your last blank, down to my last drop
Up in the gas tank, we better have fun
Time isn't a sacred cow and I'm willing to take it down
To the final minute or second, milkin' my last one
Going up for a take and I'm itchin' for action
All I need is one, I should remind myself that...

 

Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile

Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirits too fine

So let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time, yes sir
We'll have a real good time

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirits to climb

Let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time

 

Now some people think the world is what it ain't
To some I'm a sinner, to others a saint
Some folks say the world ain't what is
All I know is I just got to take a wiz
Where am I goin' and where have I been
My head's in the clouds and my tail's in a spin
Jumpin' out of planes for the thrill of it all
Then I bounce right back and take a Piss On The Wall
Politics, shmolitics
They oughta save their breath
Mean streak, blue streak
They sentence me to death
Harangue me from a tree
Twist and shout until I crawl
Do the flip, do the flop
Piss on the wall
Well the Yanks hate the Reds
And the Greeks hate the Turks
I really hate to say it
But they're all a bunch of jerks
Seems like everybody's shakin'
Cause the big one's 'bout to fall
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I
Piss on the wall

 

Insane in the membrane,... insane in the brain!

 

If I were a rich man, didel de de diedel de de diedel dum, all day long I'd biddy biddy bum, it I were a wealthy man, I, wouldnt have to work hard, didel de de diedel de de diedel dum

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, IIIIIIIIII...Love to go swimmin' with bow legged women, I do, I do, I do...!
I love to go swimmin' with bow legged women, don't you, don't you, don't you...!

 

You get a line and I'll get a pole , honey
You get a line and I'll get a pole babe
You get a line and I'll get a pole we'll go down
To the crawdad hole honey, sugar baby mine.

Sit on the bank til my feet get cold honey
Sit on the bank til my feet get cold babe
Sit on the bank til my feet get cold we'll go down
To the crawdad hole honey, sugar baby mine.

What will you do when the lake goes dry honey
What will you do when the lake goes dry babe
What will you do when the lake goes dry sit right there
Watch the crawdads die honey, sugar baby mine.

 

You got the knife, I got the gun, come along son, we're gunna have a little fun

 

“...Sing once again with me,
Our strange duet,
My power over you,
Grows stronger yet,

And though you turn to me,
To glance behind —
The Phantom of the Opera his here, inside your mind...”

 

We don't fit in well
'Cause we are just ourselves
I could use some help
Gettin' out of this conversation, yeah
You look stunning, dear
So don't ask that question here
This is my only fear, that we become
Beautiful people

 

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

 

Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see

when you’re hugging with your baby,
Last row in the balcony

— The Drifters

 

Where do bad folks go when they die, they dont go to heaven where the angles fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry, wont see 'em again till the forth of July

 

Well my telephone was ringing
And they told me it was chairman Mao
Well my telephone was ringing
And they told me it was chairman Mao
You can tell him anything
'Cause i just don't wanna talk to him now

I've got the Apolitical Blues
And that's the meanest blues of all
Apolitical Blues
And that's the meanest blues of all
I don't care if it's John Wayne - I just don't wanna talk to him now

 

...Sister Suzy, Brother John,
Martin Luther, Phil & Don,
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin
Open the door up, let ‘em in. (Oh, Yeah)...

 

In a Little Feat mood today...

Off Our Rockers, Actin' Crazy
With the Right Medication We Won't Be Lazy
Doin' the Old Folks Boogie
Down On the Farm
Wheelchairs, They Was Locked Arm in Arm
Paired Off Pacemakers With Matchin' Alarms
Gives Us Jus' One More Chance
To Spin One More Yarn

And You Know That You're Over the Hill
When Your Mind Makes a Promise That Your Body Can't Fill
Doin' the Old Folks Boogie
And Boogie We Will
'cause to Us the Thought's As Good As a Thrill

Back At the Home,
No Time Is Your Own,
Facillities There, They're All Out On Loan
The Bank Forclose, and Your Bankruptcy Shows
And Your Credit Creeps to An All-time Low
So You Know, That You're Over the Hill
When Your Mind Makes a Promise That Your Body Can't Fill

Try and Get a Rise From An Atrophied Muscle,
And the Nerves in Your Thigh Just Quivers and Fizzles
So You Know, That You're Over the Hill
When Your Mind Makes a Promise That Your Body Can't Fill

 

I'm two beers away from a beautiful day
After a night on the town
Just two beers away from a beautiful day
If I can just keep 'em down.

I woke up this mornin' with moss on my tongue
My head soundin' just like a cave
Tryin' to remember the things that I done
I wish I would learn to behave.

I jumped like a rabbit when I heard that alarm
Time to get back in the race
Two cans of breakfast won't do me no harm
I'll shave when I find my face.

 

Sherry! Sherry, Baby,
SSh-er-Sher-er-er-er-er- Bay-Babe-Bee
Sherry Baby
SShher-er-erry
Won’t you come out tonight
Come come
Come out tonight

 

(then)
Big Girls
Don’t (a) Cry ya ya ya
(They don’t cry)
Big Girls
They don’t cry
(That’s just an alibi)