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  1. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Master, master...Where's the dreams that I've been after?
    Master, master...You promised only lies
    Laughter, laughter...All I hear or see is laughter
    Laughter, laughter...Laughing at my cries

    Fix me
     
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  2. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Standin at this liquor store whisky comin through my poures feelin like I run this whole block. Lotto tickets cheap here that's why you can catch me here tryin to scratch my way up to the top. Cause my job got me goin no where so I ain't gotta thang to lose. Take me to a place where I don't care this is me and my liquor store blues.
     
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
    Every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
    When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
    Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my kiss records out.

    Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
    Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
    Away.
    Away.
     
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo,
    They say that Joltin' Joe has left and gone away, hay hay, hay
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Ms. Robinson...are you trying to seduce me? LOL
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2020
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    4. Tyrone1234
      One of my all time favorite movies. Haven't seen it in years.
       
      Tyrone1234, Sep 23, 2020
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      I saw it once, couple years ago
       
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  5. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I’m fixing a hole
    Where the rain comes in
    And stops my mind from wandering
    Where it will go...oooh
     
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg
    Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
    The way you squeeze my lemon-a
    I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah

    Yeah
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Juice, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
    Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
    Hey, babe, babe, babe, babe, oh, no
    No, no, now, now

    I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor
     
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  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Georgia Georgia the whole day through. Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind.
     
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  8. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Last train's eleven, it's now quarter past
    Why're you tryin' to make the evenin' move so fast?
    Not in real trouble but I can't go back home
    They locked those doors and I'm left out alone

    You can come to my place and sleep on the couch
    Lots of people do it and we won't leave you out

    Hard times out on the street
    Hard times, hard to beat
    The painted lies, they all hand you
    I'm a loser on the road
    I'm a loser on the road

    Euston station and it's cold as ice
    All night specials, they move you on
    But me and ginger over there
    We got this thing where we really take care

    You can come to my place and sleep on the couch
    Lots of people do it and we won't leave you out

    Hard times out on the street
    Hard times, hard to beat
    The painted lies, they all hand you
    I'm a loser on the road
    I'm a loser on the road
     
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  9. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Hey! here they come with a rum-tee tum they're having a toy parade
    A tin giraffe with a fife and drum is leading the kewpie parade
    A gingham cat in a soldier's hat is waving a chinese fan
    A plastic clown in a wedding gown is dancing with raggedy ann

    Fee fie fiddle dee dee they're crossing the living room floor
    Fee fie fiddle dee dee they're up to the dining room door

    They call a halt for a choc'late malt or cookies and lemonade
    Then off they go with a ho ho ho right back to their toy brigade
     
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  10. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    A heart full of joy and gladness
    Will always banish sadness and strife
    So always look for the silver lining
    And try to find the sunny side of life
     
  11. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Caught up in the whirlwind, can't catch my breath
    Knee deep in hot water, broke out in cold sweat
    Can't catch a turtle, in this rat race
    Feels like I'm losin' time, at a breakneck pace

    Afraid of my own shadow, in the face of grace
    Heart full of darkness, spotlight on my face
    There was love all around me, but I was looking for revenge
    Thank God it never found me, would have been the end

    (I was) Walkin' the tight rope, steppin on my friends
    Walkin' the tight rope, (it) was a shame and a sin
    Walkin' the tight rope, between wrong and right
    Walkin' the tight rope, both day and night (Solo)

    Lookin' back in front of me, in the mirror's grin
    Through eyes of love I see, I'm really lookin at a friend
    We've all had our problems, that's the way life is
    My heart goes out to others, who are there to make amends

    We've been walkin' the tightrope
    Trying to make it right
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Every day and every night
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Bring it all around
    Walkin' the tight rope
    From the lost to found
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Streched around the world
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Save the boys and girls
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Let's make it right
    Walkin' the tight rope
    Do it, do it tonight
    Walkin the tightrope
     
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  12. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Sitting on a bar stool
    Acting like a dern fool
    That's what I'm a doin' today
     
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  13. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    The house began to pitch,
    The kitchen took a slitch
    It landed on a wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
    Which was not a healthy situation
    for a wicked witch.
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    As coroner, I must concur, I've thoroughly examined her, she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    So this is a day of independence, for all the munchkins and their descendants, let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch at last is dead!...
     
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      ... her cunt began to itch
      That mother fuckin’ bitch...

      (Oh oh ooops nevermind I easily get carried away)
       
      vincenzz, Sep 23, 2020
  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    You're out of the woods, you're out of the dark, you're out of the night,
    Step into the sun, step into the light.
    Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place on the face of the earth or the
    sky.
    Hold onto your breath, hold onto your heart, hold onto your hope,
    March up to that gate and bid it open.
     
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  17. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Ding-dong the witch is dead, Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead.

    Wake up you sleepy head, Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up the wicked witch is dead.

    She's gone where the goblins go, Below, Below, Below, Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

    Ding Dong's the merry oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
     
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  18. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed
    And when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave
    I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
    That I would love you to the end of time
    I swore, that I would love you to the end of time
    So now I'm praying for the end of time
    To hurry up and arrive
    'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
    I don't think that I can really survive
    I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
    But god only knows what I can do right now
    I'm praying for the end of time
    It's all that I can do (oh oh oh)
    Praying for the end of time, so I can end my life with you
     
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly.
    You've killed her so completely, that we thank you very sweetly.
    Let the joyous news be spread, The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Oh lord, wont ya buy me a Mercedes benz, my friends all drive Porsches and I must make amends,
    Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
     
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