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  1. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Gonna find her ,gonna find her ,gonna find her, gonna find her Yeah I've been searchin I've been searchin every witch away, I'm searchin ,oh yeah
     
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      You gotta slow down (slow down) sweet talking woman (slow down)
      You got me running (run, run)
      You got me searching
      Hold on (hold on) sweet talking lover (hold on)
      It's so sad if that's the way it's over
       
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    2. vincenzz
      Dreamin' — I'm always dreamin'
      Dreamin' love will be mine

      Searchin' I'm always searching'

      Hopin' someday I'll find

      Someone, someone to love me
      Someone to need me but until then
      Well I'll keep on dreamin'
      Keep right on dreamin'
      Dreamin' till my dreamin' comes true ue ue ue ue ue ue ue...

      —Johnny Burnette, 1960
       
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  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chin
    Never had no problems 'cause I've always paid the rent
    I got no time for lovin'
    'Cause my time is all used up

    I stand outside creatin'
    All the groovy kinds of love
    I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
    I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so

     
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  3. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Break up to make up, that's all we do
    First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools
    Break up to make up, that's all we do
    Yeah, first you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools

    Break up to make up, that's all we do
    Yeah, first you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools

    Break up to make up, that's all we do
    First you love me then you hate me, that's a game for fools

     
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      They say that breaking up
      is hard to do
      and now I know ,
      I know that it's true ...
       
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, the only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good......see my vest see my vest , made from real gorrila chest,feel this sweater theres no better, than authentic Irish Setter. See this hat twas my cat,my evening wear- vampire bat , these white slippers are albino endangered rhino
     
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  5. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I saw her sitting in the rain
    Raindrops falling on her
    She didn't seem to care
    She sat there and smiled at me

    Then I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew)
    She could make me happy (happy, happy, happy)
    Flowers in her hair
    Flowers everywhere


    I love the flower girl
    Oh, I don't know just why, she simply caught my eye
    I love the flower girl
    She seemed so sweet and kind, she crept into my mind

    To my mind ...

    —Cowslips, 1967


     
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Yo! Why isn't this here already? LOL Did I miss something?

    You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant
    You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant (excepting Alice)
    Walk right in, it's around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant
     
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      Anything you can do, I can do better.
      I can do anything better than you.

      No you can't.
      —Yes I can.
      No you can't.
      —Yes I can.
      No you can't.
      —Yes I can, yes I can.
       
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  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    You say yes I say no , you say stop I say go go go,oh no, you say goodbye and I hello hello hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello hello hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
     
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  8. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    . . . Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
    This verbal class distinction, by now,
    Should be antique. If you spoke as she does, sir,
    Instead of the way you do,
    Why, you might be selling flowers, too! . . .


    —Rex Harrison, from "My Fair Lady" 1964

     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    My mom used to take us to see musicals, which I was not a fan of, but I did like My Fair Lady.

    This is my favorite song from that movie, but not the soundtrack version

    I have often walked down this street before;
    But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before.
    All at once am I Several stories high.
    Knowing I'm on the street where you live.
    Are there lilac trees in the heart of town?
    Can you hear a lark in any other part of town?
    Does enchantment pour Out of ev'ry door?
    No, it's just on the street where you live!


    This is the version for me:

     
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Feelings, nothing more than feelings, Trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, Trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you And feelings like I've never have you again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you And feelings like I've never have you again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings...

     
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      Right up there on my list of 'worst songs ever'.

      Sorry... just sayin'
       
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      Nothing for you to be sorry about. We're not all a like, everyone has different feelings
       
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      Not me. all my feelings are like everyone else's.
       
      conroe4, Nov 28, 2020
  11. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Why do you build me up, build me up , buttercup baby , just to let me down , let me down, and mess around, and worst of all, worst of all, you never call Baby when you say you will, say you will
     
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  12. latecomer91364

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    Fucking Denholm Elliott.
    Watching 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade' last night and he tells Indy (referring to something about The Holy Grail).
    "Your father should (maybe 'would') know."

    And... BAM! This song gets stuck in my head and it's still there this morning.
    (could be worse: It could be 'Feelings' lol)

    Let's all get up and dance to a song
    That was a hit before your mother was born
    Though she was born a long long time ago
    Your mother should know (your mother should)
    Your mother should know
     
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      Get up and dance to the music!
      Get on up and dance to the fonky music!

      Dance to the Music, dance to the music
      Dance to the Music, dance to the music

      All we need is a drummer
      For people who only need a beat
      I'm gonna add a little guitar
      And make it easy to move your feet

      I'm gonna add some bottom
      So that the dancers just won't hide . . .


      — Sly & the Family Stone, 1968
       
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  13. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I never wanted
    I never wanted to touch a man
    The way that I want to touch you
    I never wanted
    I never wanted to love a man
    The way that I want to love you
    You are sunshine
    You are shadows
    You are morning
    You are night
    You are hard times
    You are good times
    You are darkness
    You are light . . .


    — Captain & Tennille, 1973
     
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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    If I were a rich man,
    Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
    If I were a wealthy man.
    I wouldn't have to work hard.
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    If I were a biddy biddy rich,
    Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.


    — 1964
     
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    You better shape up, 'cause I need a man
    And my heart is set on you
    You better shape up, you better understand
    To my heart I must be true
    Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

    You're the one that I want
    (You are the one I want)
    Ho, ho, ho honey

    You're the one that I want
    (You are the one I want)
    Ho, ho, ho honey
     
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      I cried a tear, you wiped it dry
      I was confused, you cleared my mind
      I sold my soul, you bought it back for me
      And held me up and gave me dignity
      Somehow you needed me
      you needed me


      —Anne Murray, 1978
       
      vincenzz, Nov 30, 2020
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      Sorry its not a song, couldnt help myself

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    3. vincenzz
      "Tell Me about it, stud..."
       
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      [​IMG]
       
  16. latecomer91364

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    The Dave Clark Five version:

    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
    My, oh my, what a wonderful day
    Plenty of sunshine, heading my way
    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
    Zip-a-dee-ay
    Zip-a-dee-ay
    Zip-a-dee-ay.
     
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      Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom what you do to me
      It's so new to me, what you do to me
      Hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom what you do to me
      When you're holding me tight...


      —Perry Como, 1956
       
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I live in an apartment
    On the ninety-ninth floor of my block
    And I sit at home looking out the window
    Imagining the world has stopped

    Then in flies a guy
    Who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
    And says, I've won five pounds
    If I have his kind of detergent pack

    I say, hey (hey), you (you)
    Get off of my cloud

    Hey (hey), you (you)
    Get off of my cloud
    Hey (hey), you (you)
    Get off of my cloud


    Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
    On my cloud, baby . . .


    —1965
     
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  18. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Wash away my troubles, wash away my pain
    With the rain in Shambala
    Wash away my sorrow, wash away my shame
    With the rain in Shambala

    Ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind
    On the road to Shambala
    Everyone is lucky, everyone is so kind
    On the road to Shambala
     
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  19. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Rock a bye baby in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, and down will come baby cradle in all. You're fuckin crying, suck it up kid the baby's alright. Go the fuck to sleep or I'll tell you about Humpty Dumpty.

    You son of a bitch. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the Kings horses and all the Kings men, couldn't put Humpty together again. Of course he fuckin died, now go to sleep.

    Three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run, see how they run. They all chased after the farmers wife, three blind mice. Yes, the mice were blind now go the fuck to sleep. I don't know, maybe she was running with a chunk of Provolone. Now go to sleep.

    Sorry, @shy guy it's just one of those nights. What are friends for :)
     
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      Good to see ya Jack :)
       
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      Rock-a-bye your baby with a Dixie melody
      When you croon, croon a tune from the heart of Dixie
      Just hang my cradle, Mammy mine
      Right on that Mason Dixon Line
       
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  20. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Do you remember when we use to sing, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da, just like that, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
     
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      Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la

      It's not the way you smile that touched my heart
      (Sha-la-la-la-la)
      It's not the way you kiss that tears my apart

      But, oh, many many many nights go by
      I sit alone at home and cry over you
      What can I do, can't help myself
      'Cause, baby, it's you (sha-la-la-la-la-la-la)



      —"Baby It's You" The Shirelles, 1961
       
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      I took the law and threw it away,
      Cause there's nothing wrong, It's just for play,
      Theres no law, no law anymore,
      I want to steal from the rich and, Give to the poor...

      Sha-la-la-la
      Sha-la-la-la-la-la

      Howling at the Moon - Ramones
       
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    3. vincenzz
      Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
      I fought the law and the law won
      I fought the law and the law won
      I needed money 'cause I had none
      I fought the law and the law won
      I fought the law and the law won . . .


      —Bobby Fuller Four, 1966
       
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      Now I'm hiding in Honduras
      I'm a desperate man
      Send lawyers, guns and money
      The shit has hit the fan

      Warren Zevon