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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    With your heartbreak open
    So much you can't hide
    Put on a little makeup, makeup
    Make sure they get your good side, good side

    If the words unspoken
    Get stuck in your throat
    Send a treasure token, token
    Write it on a pound note, pound note

    Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
    Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
    You don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do
    You don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do
    Your subtle innuendos follow
    There must be somethin' inside
     
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      What do you do.....
       
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      One of those lines, fits so many situations. Bob Seger has my favorite
      Wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then
       
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      Always liked that song, and I'm adamant about it...
       
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    4. vincenzz
      So you met someone who set you back on your heels, goody goody
      So you met someone and now you know how it feels, goody goody
      So you gave him your heart too, just as I gave mine to you
      And he broke it in little pieces, now how do you do...
       
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  2. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Really not inclined to add any more lyrics than this - I love the song, but the lyrics are the stock-in-trade Dylan gibberish of the time that try to get the listener to 'read in' their own meaning. Still, it came to mind...

    Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
     
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  3. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Well, We're movin on up to the East side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up to the East side. We finally got a piece of the pie.
     
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    1. vincenzz
      Boy the way Glen Miller played,
      Songs that made the hit parade,
      Guys like us we had it made,
      Those were the days,

      And you know where you were then,
      Girls were girls and men were men,
      Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
       
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  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    This song has been in my brain today -I don't know why, it just is.
    I may have posted this a while back... so sue me

    One of the GREAT BANDS!!!

    My baby called me up
    She said, "Why don't you ever take me out?
    Pick me up in your brand new car
    You shake the short change from your old fruit jar"

    I put on my dancin' shoes
    We headed straight for the rhythm and blues
    The music was hot, but my baby was not

    I've got a rocket in my pocket
    I said a rocket
    Finger in the socket
    No way for you to stop it
    Rocket
    Why don't you just get off it
    Rocket rocket rocket I said rocket rocket rocket

    Let me tell you about that girl of mine
    Who I can't explain
    She's got one foot on the platform
    And the other on the train


     
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  5. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
    La, la, la, la, la, laa
    La, la, la, la, la, la
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?

    I've seen you 'round for a long long time
    I remembered you when you drank my wine

    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    I've seen you walking down in Chinatown
    I called you, but you could not look around

    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    I paid my money to the welfare line
    I see you standing in it every time


    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?



    The color of your skin don't matter to me
    As long as we can live in harmony



    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    I'd kind of like to be the President
    So I can show you how your money's spent

    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    Sometimes, I don't speak right
    But yet, I know what I'm talking about


    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    I know you're working for the CIA
    They wouldn't have you in the Mafi-A


    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?


    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?
     
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    1. crhurricane
      I like Wars version better but Smashmouth reggaes it up a bit more
       
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      12
       
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  6. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Somebody once told me
    The world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb
    With her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

    Well, the years start coming
    And they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow

    Hey now, you're an all star
    Get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star
    Get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
    You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
    But the meteor men beg to differ
    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

    The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
    The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
    My world's on fire, how about yours?
    That's the way I like it and I never get bored

    Hey now, you're an all star
    Get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star
    Get the show on, get paid
    All that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    (Go for the moon, go, go)
    (Go for the moon, go, go)
    (Go for the moon)
    (Go, go, go for the moon)

    Hey now, you're an all star
    Get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star
    Get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars

    Somebody once asked
    "Could I spare some change for gas?
    I need to get myself away from this place"
    I said, "Yep, what a concept
    I could use a little fuel myself"
    And we could all use a little change

    Well, the years start coming
    And they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
    You'll never shine if you don't glow

    Hey now, you're an all star
    Get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star
    Get the show on, get paid

    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
     
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      I can't hear that song without thinking of Shrek
       
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  7. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I Got A Little Change In My Pocket Goin Jingalingaling
    Wants To Call You On The Telephone Baby Agive You A Ring
    But Each Time We Talk I Get The Same Old Thing
    Always No Huggee No Kissee Until I Get A Wedin Ring
    My Honey My Baby Dont Put My Love Upon No Shelf
    She Said Dont Hand Me No Lines And Keep Your Hands To Yourself
     
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      ....Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
      Turn and face the strange
      Ch-ch-changes
      Don't want to be a richer man
      Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
      Turn and face the strange
      Ch-ch-changes
      There's gonna have to be a different man...
       
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      (OR)
      . . . I've got some change in my pocket and I'm rarin' to go
      Takin' some chick-a to the picture show
      And when I see her home and we kiss goodnight
      Well, turn me loose, turn me loose, turn me loose, turn me loose...

      —Fabian, 1959


       
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      That's when she started talkin about free milk and a cow....
       
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  8. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    These eyes cry every night for you
    These arms long to hold you again

    The hurtin's on me, yeah
    And I will never be free, no, my baby, no no
    You gave a promise to me, yeah
    An' you broke it, an' you broke it, oh no

    These eyes watched you bring my world to an end
    This heart could not accept and pretend

    The hurtin's on me, yeah
    And I will never be free, no, no, no
    You took the vow with me, yeah
    An' you spoke it, an' you spoke it, babe

    These eyes are cryin'
    These eyes have seen a lot of loves
    But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

    These eyes are cryin'
    These eyes have seen a lot of loves
    But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

     
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  9. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now
    No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now

    We're the renegades of this atomic age
    This atomic age of renegades
    Renegades of this atomic age
    This atomic age of renegades

    Since the Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece
    Right down through the Middle Ages
    Planet earth kept going through changes
    And then the Renaissance came and times continued to change
    Nothing stayed the same but there were always renegades
    Like Chief Sitting Bull, Tom Paine
    Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcolm X
    They were renegades of their time and age
    So many renegades

    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk

    From a different solar system many many galaxies away
    We are the force of another creation
    A new musical revelation
    And we're on this musical mission to help the others listen
    And groove from land to land singin' electronic chants like
    Zulu nation
    Revelations
    Destroy our nations
    Destroy our nations

    Now renegades are the people with their own philosophies
    They change the course of history
    Everyday people like you and me
    We're the renegades we're the people
    With our own philosophies
    We change the course of history
    Everyday people like you and me
    C'mon
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk

    Poppin', sockin', rockin' puttin' a side of hip-hop
    Because where we're goin' there ain't no stoppin'
    Poppin', sockin', rockin', puttin' a side of hip-hop
    Because where we're goin' there ain't no stoppin'
    Poppin', sockin', rockin' puttin' a side of hip-hop
    'Cause we're poppin', sockin', rockin' puttin' a side of hip-hop
    Poppin', sockin', rockin' puttin' a side of hip-hop

    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk
    We're the renegades of funk

    We're teachers of the funk
    And not of empty popping
    We're blessed with the force and the sight of electronics
    With the bass, and the treble the horns and our vocals
    'Cause every time I pop into the beat we get fresh

    There was a time when our music
    Was something called the Bay Street beat
    People would gather from all around
    To get down to the big sound
    You had to be a renegade in those days
    To take a man to the dance floor

    Say jam sucker (jam)
    Say jam sucker (jam)
    Say groove sucker (groove)
    Say groove sucker (groove)
    Say dance sucker (dance)
    Say dance sucker (dance)
    Now move sucker (move)
    Now move sucker (move)

    We're the renegades of funk
     
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Whoah oh oh, for the longest time.
     
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      Had to I heard someone say for the longest time time just couldn't fight it anymore
       
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      LOL That happens to me a lot. Someone will say something and a song pops into my head.
       
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      yep Ditto
       
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  11. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    There are places I'll remember
    All my life though some have changed
    Some forever, not for better
    Some have gone and some remain

    All these places have their moments
    With lovers and friends I still can recall
    Some are dead and some are living
    In my life I've loved them all

    But of all these friends and lovers
    There is no one compares with you
    And these memories lose their meaning
    When I think of love as something new

    Though I know I'll never lose affection
    For people and things that went before
    I know I'll often stop and think about them
    In my life I love you more
     
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  12. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Sweeter than wine. (Sweeter than wine). Softer than a summer night. (Softer than a summer night). Everything I want to have(everything, everything) Whenever I hold you tight.
     
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      This Magic Moment!
       
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  13. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    It's alright
    There comes a time
    Got no patience to search
    For peace of mind
    Layin' low
    Want to take it slow
    No more hiding or
    Disguising truths I've sold

    Everyday it's something
    Hits me all so cold
    Find me sittin' by myself
    No excuses, then I know

    It's okay
    Had a bad day
    Hands are bruised from
    Breaking rocks all day
    Drained and blue
    I bleed for you
    You think it's funny, well
    You're drowning in it too

    Everyday it's something
    Hits me all so cold
    Find me sittin' by myself
    No excuses, then I know

    Yeah, it's fine
    We'll walk down the line
    Leave our rain, a cold
    Trade for warm sunshine
    You my friend
    I will defend
    And if we change, well I
    Love you anyway

    Everyday it's something
    Hits me all so cold
    Find me sittin' by myself
    No excuses, then I know
     
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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    [many times as I'm waiting for my wife to get ready, I sing a verse of this,
    she gets so pissed off, i don't know why she stays with me ... oh yeah,
    I remember, I have a big fat cock and I know how to use it. lol]


    Any day now I will hear you say "Goodbye, my love"
    And you'll be on your way
    Then my wild beautiful bird, you will have flown, oh
    Any day now I'll be all alone, whoa...


    —Ronnie Milsap, 1982

     
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  15. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    I
    Can turn a gray sky blue.
    I can make it rain, whenever I wanted to.
    Oh, I
    I can build a castle from a single grain of sand.
    I can make a ship sail, uh, on dry land.

    But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue. 'Cause I can't get next to you.

    I can't get next to you, babe. (Next to you)
    I can't get next to you. (I just can't get next you)
    I can't get next to you, babe.
    I can't get next to you.

    I
    Can fly like a bird in the sky.
    Hey, and I can buy anything that money can buy.
    Oh, I
    I can turn a river into a raging fire.
    I can live forever if I so desired.

    Unimportant are all the things I can do. 'Cause I can't get next to you.

    I can't get next to you, babe. (No matter what I do)
    I can't get next to you.
    Uh-ya

    Ooo-Ooo
    Ooo-Ooo
    Chica boom, chica boom
    Chica boom, boom, boom

    I can turn back the hands of time, you better believe I can.
    I can make the seasons change, just by waving my hand.
    Oh, I
    I can change anything from old to new.
    The things I want to do the most, I'm unable to do.

    Unhappy am I with all the powers I possess. 'Cause girl you're the key to my happiness.
    And I

    Can't get next to you.

    Girl, you're blowing my mind 'cause I can't get...(Next to you)
    Can't you see these tears I'm crying? I can't get... (Next to you)
    Girl, it's you that I need. I gotta get...(Next to you)
    Can't you see these tears I'm crying? I can't get... (Next to you)
    I, I, I, I... I can't get...(Next to you)
    I, I, I, I... I can't get...(Next to you)
    Girl, you're blowing my mind...
     
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    2. vincenzz
      Papa was a rollin’ stone (my son)
       
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      Yeap missed it by that much


      Papa was a Rolling Stone
      Where he laid his head
      Was home
      And when he left us
      All he left us was (?)
      Alone
      A loan
      Just one of those questions I change my mind on continously. I think I don't want one over the other, both fit the meaning.
       
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      When he died
      All that he left us
       
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    5. crhurricane
      :singing:
       
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    6. vincenzz
      Oh-oh-ooooh Mother

      Oh mother of mine, I've, I've been blind
      The things that you tell me, yeah, I paid, I really
      Paid it no mind...
       
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  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Grinch.jpg

    Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
    Welcome Christmas Come this way
    Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
    Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
    Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
    Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
    Christmas day is here at last
    So long as we have hands to clasp . . .
     
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Hold on little girl
    Show me what he's done to you
    Stand up little girl
    A broken heart can't be that bad
    When it's through, it's through
    Fate will twist the both of you
    So come on baby come on over
    Let me be the one to show you

    [Chorus]
    I'm the one who wants to be with you
    Deep inside I hope you feel it too (Feel it too)
    Waited on a line of greens and blues (Waited on a line)
    Just to be the next to be with you
     
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    1. vincenzz
      Go away little girl
      Go away little girl
      I'm not supposed to be alone with you
      I know that your lips are sweet,
      But our lips must never meet.
      I'm dating somebody else
      I must be true...
       
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  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I can't lose with the stuff I use. (Don't you just know it) Baby, don't believe I wear two left shoes. (Don't you just know it). Ah ha ha ha. (ah ha ha ha). Ey eh, oh (Ey eh oh). Gooba,gooba, gooba, gooba (Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba) Ah ha ha ha. ( Ah ha ha ha) Ah ha ha ha. (Ah ha ha) Ey eh, oh (Ey eh,oh ) Hey, pretty baby,can we go strollin. (Don't you just know it) You got me rockin when I wanna be rollin. (Don't you just know it)
     
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      I Love that song!!! 1959 Huey Smith


      ...Baby, baby, you're my blue heaven
      (Don't you just know it?)
      You got me pushin' when I oughta be shovin'
      (Don't you just know it?)
      Ah-ha-ha-ha (ah-ha-ha-ha)
      Ay-ay-oh (ay-ay-oh)
      Gooba-gooba-gooba-gooba (gooba-gooba-gooba-gooba)....

       
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      How can you not
       
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  19. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    When people ask of me,
    What would you like to be
    Now that your not a kid anymore.
    (You're not a kid anymore)

    I know just what to say,
    I answer right away,
    Theres just one thing I've been wishing for...

    I want to be Jack Mine's girl
    I want to be Jack Mine's girl,
    That's the most important thing to me...

    And if I was Jack Mine's girl,
    If I was Jack Mine's girl,
    What a faithful thankful girl I'd be.

    Each night I sit at home,
    Hoping that he will phone,
    But I know Jack has someone else

    Still in my heart I pray
    There soon will come the day
    That I will have him all to myself...

    I want to be Jack Mine's girl
    I want to be Jack Mine's girl,
    That's the most important thing to me...:)
     
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  20. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Look over yonder
    What do you see
    The sun is a-risin'
    Most definitely

    A new day is comin', whoo-hoo
    People are changin'
    Ain't it beautiful, whoo-hoo
    Crystal blue persuasion

    Better get ready
    Gonna see the light
    Love, love is the answer, whoo-hoo
    And that's all right
    So don't you give up now, whoo-hoo
    It's so easy to find
    Just look to your soul (Look to your soul)
    And open your mind

    Crystal blue persuasion
    Mm-hmm
    It's a new vibration
    Crystal blue persuasion
    Crystal
    Blue persuasion

    Maybe tomorrow
    When he looks down
    On every green field, whoo-hoo
    And every town
    All of his children
    In every nation
    There'll be peace and good
    Brotherhood
    Crystal blue persuasion
    Yeah

    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha (Oh)
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
    Crystal blue persuasion, aha
     
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