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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Since there were so many interesting dreams posted in the strange dreams thread, I thought it would be good to have one for any kind of dreams we want to mention.

    I had an interesting one the other night. I was scuba diving, and Richard Simmons came down to the bottom of the ocean to get me to exercise with him in the middle of my dive.

    I'm not sure if I dreamed that because I was diving on a day I am usually in the gym, or if it was because I noticed I need to work on my stamina more when the swim out to the drop point was a struggle.

    My dreams rarely seem to be very symbolic and tend to be more literal and goofy.
     
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      oh my god Richard Simmons!!! I heard he doesn’t leave his house anymore, so I’m sure he won’t be joining you on a dive
       
      Geminpa, Jan 23, 2020
    3. hilltoperxyz169
      I go alone with Goofy lol
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Feb 12, 2021
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    4. GasparYanga
      Mia Khalifa!
       
      GasparYanga, Nov 21, 2021
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      Mia Khalifa, again!
       
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      always mia khalifa
       
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  2. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    I dreamed I was part of the team from Strike Back while also being in some 1970s type of employee party on a double decker party bus or an airplane or something and there was also a couple from a TV show I can't remember now present in part of the dream. The party was definitely crazy, with coke and booze and sex all over, but was also being held hostage by terrorists.

    Maybe I was supposed to infiltrate the party to stop the hostages from being killed? I have no fucking clue.

    There are more aspects to the dream I can't remember.
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      You got violent dreams man. And what excatly did you do?
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 21, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      You sure you weren’t watching “die hard?”
       
      Geminpa, Jan 23, 2020
    3. user 326
      Haha nope. No idea where the '70s thing came from, either.
       
      user 326, Jan 23, 2020
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      If I knew what I did, I'd have shared it, Ficxa. I don't think I had done anything yet. The dream skipped around a bunch.
       
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  3. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    I was kissing someone. That was it.
     
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      Definitely a weird dream. Maybe I'll have one as good tonight.
       
      Seventies writer, Mar 15, 2022
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      I am available for sex hookup
       
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    The dream actually happened early this morning... I just couldn’t fall asleep last night, which probably had something to do with the kooky dream!

    I was sitting in my favorite chair with a book when our daughter entered the room, wearing a party dress but her hair was a mess and she was wearing really dirty slippers. She asked me if the book would tell us how to do something with her hair. I looked at the title to see that it was a book about architecture. I told her to go change the dress and we would go build a house in Finland.

    She started to cry because her boyfriend would be waiting for her at the party. I told her to call him and have him meet us at the airport.

    When we got to the airport, her boyfriend was being arrested because he did not have a passport and because he had packed lots of sharp tools. There was an "agent" telling the other TSA folks... "Good job, people... Finland says they don’t need any more houses".

    My long-dead great-aunt appeared and was upset that I had left the house without wearing a hat and white gloves, and that my daughter was wearing filthy slippers. She told me that I should teach my daughter how to clean her belongings or teach her to clean other people’s houses so she could earn enough money to buy new slippers. My daughter told her to go back to her grave and mind her own business.

    My husband showed up at the airport in a Thomas The Tank Engine costume, saying I had to hurry home to sign for a package. When we got home the delivery guy was patiently waiting there and I signed for a large envelope which contained tickets for a game show. My whole family went, I played the game, and won tickets for dinner for four at a restaurant in a different state. One of our sons was upset because we’re a family of five, but our other son said “No problem... I’ll stay home and eat licorice".
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Wow! That was a good one! lol
       
      deegenerate, Jan 20, 2020
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      That was hilarious!!:laugh:
       
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    3. Ficxa 479
      Most important things in a dream a small details, dirty slippers mean bad rumors about someone of your family, I can not say what a pretty dress means. But it is smth good. may be a new occupation. My mother was good at telling dreams.
       
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  5. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter dreamed he was in Italy but had been separated from his family.
    Shooter doesn't speak Italian.
    But he loves pizza.
     
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  6. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Last night I dreamed I was in a big hall with people like this making funny comments about what could only be seen as bits and pieces of what was going on next door. Then suddenly I was next door about to have an operation, but my mouth was so dry I couldn't tell the commentators to stop.
    When I woke up the dream faded and I forgot it, until someone made a remark and the dream came flooding back. I've hear that if something happens to break the dream (i.e make your remember) then that is lucky.
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      Your ambitions are too high
       
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      Expecting folks to shut up? You could be right ......
       
      Anniemated, Jan 21, 2020
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  7. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    I see dreams very ofte, I close my eyes and movie begins, but forget most of them, sometimes if I wake up to go out, I try not to forget me dreams. And in the morning I repeat it in my memory.
     
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  8. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Last night I had the strangest dream
    I sailed away to China
    In a little rowboat to find you
    And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
    Didn't want no one to hold you
    What does that mean?
     
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      Sea is a life row boat it is you, I dont know excatly what it means
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 21, 2020
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    2. YourDaddyBob2020
      It means...

      Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
      Nobody gonna slow me down
      Oh no
      I got to keep on moving
      Ain't nothing gonna break-a my stride
      I'm running
      And I won't touch ground
      Oh no
      I got to keep on moving
       
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  9. in2doingit

    in2doingit Porn Star

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    Last nights dream was. I was loading my truck for a job. It was the middle of the night . My good neighbors would come out and throw stuff at me to shut up. After I dive for safety I look up and they have no heads.
     
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      Neighbours n relatives are your own character smth is wrong, if they do bad things. Truck is your occupation, I guess there might happen an issue at your work.
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 21, 2020
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      Good thing had a 13 hr work day. Had everything I needed in my truck. Got paid . Customer extremely happy with work done. Got home and set the alarm on my truck. The horn in a Air Horn . It beeps twice when setting alarm.
       
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  10. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I prefer your dreams of the plumber.....don't you Dee?

    Thinskin
     
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  11. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I was at Grand canyon last year and purchased two dream catchers. I have one on each side of the bed, and ever since hanging them I no longer dream.
     
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      What is a dream catcher
       
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      They are a screen like round object made of fur and feathers, made by Native Americans, supposedly they were used to prevent bad dreams. The two I purchased may have been made by Native Americans as only the real one will work, there are some made in China but they don't work well.
       
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      I have two dream catchers in my bedroom both made by people of the Navajo, one above my bed and one in the doorway, ever since I've had them (25 yrs) I've never had a nightmare.

      I love my dreams, they're always in full colour, I fly, I sometimes shape-shift,....
      Sometimes I have woken in the middle of a dream to have a jimmy riddle, gone back to bed and returned back into the same dream.
       
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  12. Ficxa 479

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    Worst thing to see in a dream is a wedding,
     
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      Not funny it means funeral
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 22, 2020
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  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Do you ever have falling dreams? I've read that if you ever land it'll kill you! Cheery thought!
     
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      I think everyone does.
       
      Anniemated, Jan 21, 2020
    3. seafoam1
      Funny, I sometimes jerk before I fall alseep.
       
      seafoam1, Jan 21, 2020
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      You're a bad badddddddd boy and I hope that remark means you're feeling better @seafoam1!
       
      Anniemated, Jan 22, 2020
    6. seafoam1
      Got my second injection last Thursday, somewhat better but thinking surgery may be in my future. Still not close to normal but at a manageable level.
       
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  14. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    If landing kills you then where does the empirical evidence come from Annie?

    Thinskin
     
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      How the hell do I know, it's one of those myths that's passed down the years!
       
      Anniemated, Jan 21, 2020
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      Oh, good point, TS. :)
       
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  15. noboat

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    Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
     
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  17. friehoway

    friehoway Porn Surfer

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    I was in bigs longer montane cold snow looking for pleace to be warm I than my foot hurt long distance at I feel warm on my body but the strongest come to give me water with apple in end I find my self it's morning cats slog my head
     
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  18. seafoam1

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    I usually dont remember my dreams at all, so I guess Im missing out. I did have a vivid dream several months ago that stuck with me. I was driving down a road at night, other people were in the car with me, but I cant remember who they were.
    Suddenly the road collapsed in from of me and the car started nose diving in the abyss when the brightest light I ever saw appeared below / in front of me. It was white and as bright as the sun, so much so that it work me up and I sat up in the bed, somewhat shaken. It was very vivid but dont know what it meant.
     
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      As long as you didn't hear someone telling you to drive into the light, you're good. I think it was God just fuckin around with you, having a few laughs
       
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      Jack, I still remember that dream, it was intense for sure.
       
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    3. Anniemated
      How are you feeling these days? Hope you're improving.
       
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  19. crazy.girl.gray

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    I dreamt about the characters I have read in a novel. Fun thing was, I dreamt I was one of the main characters. She was meeting a guy from Canada where they had dinner and visited some art galleries. Then I woke.

    I have been day dreaming of the events of the novel maybe that’s why it showed up in my dreams.
     
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  20. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    This is really tough for me. I very rarely remember my dreams, I almost never dream about people I know, and of the dreams I do remember, I’m not usually a participant. It’s more a narrative happening that I’m witness to.

    Having said that, last night Georgia woke me up out of a sound sleep having to go out, and I had actively been dreaming just then. As I crawled out of bed I made a mental note to ‘remember that for Dee’ and planned to post about it, but alas, it was gone this morning. :/
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Write it down!
       
      Anniemated, Jan 22, 2020
    2. submissively speaking
      My tendency toward insomnia makes that really unattractive. It’s a stumble to the back door, let her out and try not to think about *anything* while I wait to let her do her thing, back in, stumble back to the bedroom and we both hop right back in bed scenario. Writing it down would require deliberation and attention, and I don’t want to engage either. Sleep is too rare and too precious to gamble with for me.
       
    3. Estell
      I was late for class
       
      Estell, Mar 8, 2023
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