I really wish I could have more wet dreams tho! Don't we all?

 

I dreamed that I went to Manhattan to see a movie (by myself). I was walking with a cane, but don’t know why. When I got there, I decided I was too tired to sit through a movie, so I checked in to a hotel. I fell asleep, and when I woke up, the room was filled with smoke. I went out by the elevators, but they weren’t working, so I went back to the room. Two of my brothers showed up; I was glad to see them, but couldn’t figure out how they found me, since no one knew I was there. They raided the mini-fridge, filling their pockets with snacks, then took me out to the elevators. But when we opened the door, it wasn’t just a hallway anymore, but there was a huge swimming pool with just a narrow walkway around it. I had trouble navigating it with my cane, and fell in. My brother jumped in and pulled me out, but was bitching that I ruined all of the snacks in his pockets. In the meantime, my other brother MacGyvered an elevator and we rode it down and exited directly into a subway station. It was super-crowded, and I got on a train but, as the doors closed, I saw my brothers still standing on the platform. I took the subway to the house we grew up in, but realized that someone else lived there and I couldn’t go in. I went to the backyard, though, and ate a fig from the tree there. I stood to leave, and that’s when I woke up. Himself was awake, so I told him about the dream, and he thought it was odd that I remembered so many details (that only happens when I wake up during a dream). I’m not one for interpreting dreams, but I’m always amazed that such strange crap is going on in my mind.

 

Ugh work again
We were trying to come up with some names for a new campaign (in front of our client too). And anyone who said something had a better answer than mine even non creative people and yet I felt I never quite had all the information.

 

I dreamed I was in one of those escape rooms trying to solve the puzzle so I could move on to the next room, and someone at work kept interrupting me, so I was tying to juggle both things at once, and not ding a very good job at either thing.

 

Donated lots of dollers to beggers

 

I remember a reoccurring dream I've had throughout my life, ...I'm in school and I'm late for class and I've either forgot where my gym locker is or its combination, I also remember a sense of panic was part of it

 

Found myself walking down a school-like hallway. Few people were around. I went into a men’s room that didn’t have a door, but I had this urge to take a picture of my dick soon as I took it as soon as I took an old classmate of mine (female) walks in, not sure if she was a cleaning lady but I was embarrassed I said I took a picture of a rat I saw. It was obvious I was lying.

 

Was just reminiscing with my wife about one of my many “proud-dad” moments, when my son hit a walk-off home run when he was in little league.
Well that was a long time ago but last night I dreamed of a similar scenario, he hit one out even further and when I went to get the home run ball for a souvenir These young kids beat me to it and we’re going to sell it to me, then they just gave it to me the ball was dented from the hit. Ha

 

I had a crazy dream last night. I was working in a retail warehouse, and we were sorting clothing that would be going out to the stores, and for some reason, the cafeteria was closed and people were getting hungry. I got assigned to take a stack of cheese over to some workers that were setting up a buffet for sandwich fixings. After I put the cheese on the table, i couldn't get away in time, and got stuck making sandwiches.

 

Swimming in a sea of mashed creamy potatoes - so fucking weird - just hoping it wasn’t homoerotic

 

All I can remember was I was walking down the street nude people were calling me names and taking pictures of me

 

I this dream every once in a while, i dont know why? But i get out of the shower at the gym and realize i locked my locker key in the locker by mistake. I have to get someones attention, but the only people still at the gym are the all woman’s exercise class

 

I dreamed that I get my ass fucked by a raging horny She-Hulk who had grown a ridiculously ungodly non-human sized green cock.

 

I dreamed that I had a daily drive to work, and at this one spot where two roads merged into one, every day this same woman cut me off without waiting her turn in the merge, and almost hit my car. I hit the horn, and then flipped her off, except for some reason I could not handle the shift from having my hand on the horn to getting my middle finger up there, so I ended up using the wrong finger.

My amateur psychoanalysis of myself is that I am disappointed in myself for failing to control my temper.

 

I woke up from another sex dream that I had last night.

Madison Ivy had grown a nineteen inch cock and her skin was blue and she had gotten really, really tall. So tall that her head just barely wasn't touching the ceiling.

She forced me against the wall and she forced her blue cock all the way up inside of me which made me yell and scream in pain.

Madison then picked me up by my legs and held me up in the air as she fucked my ass. Her blue cock was literally too big for me to handle as every inch was bulging from the outside of my body. I could literally feel her blue cock pounding against my stomach. And she filled me up with so much of her cum that my belly started to inflate with all of her cum. When she got done filling my ass up, she put me down as her cum was just oozing and overflowing out of my ass, making my ass gape ungodly wide.

I loved that dream.

 

Why do I only remember dreams where Zombies are chasing me !! I’m always running for my life

 

Last night I had a crazy dream, About a chick in a black bikini

 

I'd love to help out here but five minutes after I wake up, I can't remember a damn thing!

 

Last night I dreamed that I was moving to a new home. I have no plans to move and no desire to move, so as usual, I write dreams like that off to loose synapses firing randomly in my brain while I'm sleeping.

If only there had been a sexy MILF waiting for me at my new address... I might possibly consider it...
But I hate moving.

 

I had a really dumb dream last night.
For some reason, I put on a nylon track suit that was too small in the butt, and I couldn't get it back off. I was pulling and pulling, and I was stuck in it like a sausage! lol