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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I have a young niece who has figured out she’s so cute that she can easily get everyone to do her bidding. She sets up extravagant "preparations" for scenarios that she directs. She names an assistant to ready the room to receive the queen/President/teacher/movie star, or whomever she is that day, and then she makes a grand entrance and takes over. She loves Food Network and we recently watched "Spring Baking Championship" with her.

    I dreamed that Duff Goldman was visiting my house, and my niece named me as her assistant, to ready Duff for a visit from Santa. She sent him out to wait far back in my backyard, quite some distance from the house. It was summertime, but my niece had me bring him earmuffs and a scarf to wear. When I got back to the house, she had me make cocoa for her and Duff. It was another long walk for me to bring it to him. When I came back in, she sent me back to him with marshmallows. When I came in again, she sent me back out with gingerbread cookies. When we heard the lawn sprinklers come on, and she sent me out with an umbrella for him. I found Duff Goldman sitting on the wet ground beneath our pear tree, wearing the scarf and earmuffs. He pronounced the cocoa delicious but declared the cookies "overbaked".

    My niece then arrived in a Santa suit, accessorized with a pink feather boa and a tiara. My kids were pulling her on a "sled" made by removing the legs from our coffee table. She opened a sack of presents and gave Duff the keys to my husband’s car, some leftover lasagna, and half a bottle of shampoo. She was reaching back into her bag for my present, but I woke up before I could find out what it was. Darn it!
     
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  3. krazymankev67

    krazymankev67 Kinky Gentleman

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    I remember kissing the lips of a close co worker lightly exploratory. Hesitated not sure if I had misjudged her advances. Then she reciprocated and kissed back hard .
     
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I dreamed I was in a big house that wasn't mine with some mystery woman I never saw her face she had a nice ass and I kept seeing stuff move out of the corner of my eye didn't like it
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was working as a secret agent for the crown, and had to run around finding out who was stealing the formal gowns and tiaras. The team that I was working with had to do a lot of disguises an role playing to make us look like the riff raff, and we eventually got the culprits! I got an award for my service, but it was just a fancy fountain pen. I was a little disappointed, as I wanted a fabulous jewel! lol
     
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Had a dream my wife was wearing a sexy red shirt and the way she wore it her tits were exposed. I said I just need to take a picture of you so when I went to take the photo she was dressed in a plain shirt which covered everything.
    Sounds like her, always gave me a rough time when it came to taking her pic. And in the dream we were a lot younger.
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I had a nightmare that someone was pulling the skin off my hands. When I woke up my hands were sore and tingly. Wtf brain lol
     
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  8. coastguy53

    coastguy53 Porn Star

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    Myself, my brother, and my daughter are traveling and stop at a motel that we can't find a way out of.
     
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  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was camping near a stream, and I was in the tent rolling out my sleeping bag, but i wouldn't find the puppy I had hidden there to snuggle with on the camping trip. I knew he was hiding somewhere in the tent, so I decided to cook up some treats to coax him into coming out of his hiding spot. The recipe was long and involved, and I woke up before I got the puppy to come out of hiding.
     
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  10. Mai2718

    Mai2718 Porn Star

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    sounds like the beginning of a great role play fantasy!
     
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I dreamed I was organizing some sort of clothing swap with a group of women, and before I knew it, it had grown in size until it was a ton of clothes to hang up. I had to hand all of the things on rods that were up on a wall, and was sitting on the floor finding all of the matches for shoes so they could be put together on the shelves. When it came time to start picking out things that I wanted, I couldn't find the section of knit tops that I wanted. All I could find were button-up shirts that would need ironing. I never wear those kind, so I was not finding anything I wanted.
     
  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I was woken up by a nightmare last night; very rare for me. And I still remember it, which is even rarer.

    I was sitting in the back of some kind of van with the side door slid open. I hear a commotion and look out; my view is half obscured by the trunk of a huge tree, but I can see a small group of people, my impression it was neighbours that were chatting.

    One woman is jumping up and down, obviously distressed, hands pressed to her mouth. Then into view comes a tiny little dog, running, trying to get away from a slightly larger small dog. Think chihuahua and Jack Russell terrier. I call the chihuahua up, to run to me so I can keep it safe. It heads for me, panic in its eyes.

    Just as it’s beginning to make a running jump into the van, the other dog jumps and knocks it sideways out of the doorway, the snarling telling me the bite is meant to kill. I can’t see the dogs but people are running and the one woman is screaming.

    I’m moving to jump out of the van, resolving to break this fight up and maybe stomp that aggressive little fucker while I’m at it when I woke up.

    That snarling noise kept me up for a good hour and a half.

    I hate little dogs.
     
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      Chihuahua and Jack Russell terrier mix? Now that is a Lapper Yapper to avoid.
       
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  13. Iffygiant

    Iffygiant Sex Lover

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    I dreamt I went home to where I grew up, saw so many people. Family and friends I haven't seen in years. We all talked for a minute answering each other's questions. Then they suddenly all turned and stared at me before pointing at me, they smiled and I woke up...I think I miss home, had this one twice now.
     
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  14. Ricksters

    Ricksters Newcumer

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    Last night I dreamt about gang banging my mom!
     
  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I dreamt I was enrolled in college, and I was pregnant so I needed to plan what quarter I would start my next classes, and I realized that one of my current classes I had forgotten to attend after the first night.
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was stuck working outside in the snow, and I had a big pile of rocks that were wobbly like gelatin, and I had to bury them under the snow so they would transform into solid rocks. For some reason, this was a dire need, and the pressure was on! lol
     
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  17. Jcwild1987

    Jcwild1987 Porno Junky

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    Jello rocks lol
     
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  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    In short I was trying to get home but couldn’t find my car key had them then lost it, had it then lost it. Was at a point that I realized I wasn’t able to hand in to them. Saw in great detail a cousin I rarely see. - all week what I could remember of my dreams, was being in a car or having lived in a house under construction.
    I’m glad I haven’t been remembering them fully.
     
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  19. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Last night I remembered several

    one was a fire truck was leaving a small city street. (No fire in the dream btw) but the long ladder was positioned across the truck so when it left the ladder ran into the Buildings, cutting right through them all. Like toast. Very cartoon like or even 3 stooges-like but overall (there was more to it) it wasn’t silly dream.
     
  20. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I was in some kind of mess hall or diner sitting at the counter. Next to me was Angie Dickinson, I became rather shy and didn’t want her to catch me looking at her, while I wanted to leave her in peace, getting off my stool I quickly tried to sneak a peek of her legs and heels.