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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Again I found myself sitting on a stool at a small counter tropical outdoor bar-like setting like you might see on a east coast boardwalk. There were live iguanas on the wall as part of the decor it was a small menu and very exotic nothing appealed to me not that I was able to actually read the menu.
     
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  2. AveryLeeChickenRanch1

    AveryLeeChickenRanch1 Newcumer

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    a naughty threesome!
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was living on a resort island where it was topical with turquoise water, and I bought an hotel that was made up of a lot of bungalows. I was remodeling them and looking forward to opening up for tourists, but I needed to hire someone to help me. I kept going from room to room, but not getting very much done.
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I was breaking all sorts of records playing cricket - which is a bit shit really as my last 5 games have been cancelled due to the weather
     
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      Is that a wet wicket vice a sticky wicket? Just kidding.
       
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was in the kitchen with a couple of friends making blueberry lemon squares, and we decided to go for a walk. I picked up a fork and took my dessert with me. As we took a shortcut through a large factory, a huge magnet on the ceiling pulled my fork right out of y hand and had it hanging up there. Everyone was laughing and trying to decide how I could get my fork back. lol
     
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  6. AngelMoss

    AngelMoss Porno Junky

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    I was in the Millenium Falcon talking to a gold robot who was busy polishing his rod
     
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  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Weird. I was a huge house with about 4huge rooms with wide openings. There was food around the table set as for a party. Then realized it was a bachelor party??? Nothing wild was going on I walked in one room saw in a dark corner, I assume the groom getting a bj. Then in front of the house my wife with a bunch of other people was waiting for me.
    Then some of the “party women” came up to me, but I had to turn them down.

    what’s more weird, I dreamed I was telling my wife about this dream but that was part of my dream.
     
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I usually put my earrings in the same spot when I remove them at night, but I recently lost a favorite pair. I looked all around the house for a few days, but then gave up.

    I had a dream where I was walking all through the house, and saw various pairs of earrings in places where they really don’t belong. The last pair I saw in the dream were the blue lapis earrings I had lost. When I woke up... you guessed it!... they were exactly where I saw them in the dream.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Wow! That's a really great dream then! :)
       
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  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I dreamed that I was trying to get organized at work, and somehow that morphed into getting my daughter's morning routine more organized for getting her ready for school when she was a child. In my dream it was way more convoluted than her routine ever was in real life. lol
     
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  10. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I was reading a book that made a plausible claim that parts of some of the Psalms in the Old Testament had originally been composted to honor gods other than Yahweh.
     
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      Of course I meant "composed."
       
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  11. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    On the first day of a course I am going to take on Hieroglyphics I go into a men's rest room. Two men are waiting there. I sense they are about to attack me. Before they are able to, I run out, and run downstairs to what I hope is the room for my class on Hieroglyphics. A man opens the door. I know he is my instructor. He smiles, and says "Hieroglyphics." I am relieved that I got to the class room on time. Then I realize that I do not have my pen and notebook.
     
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  12. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Hey had a somewhat sexual dream finally.

    Well all I remember is I was jerking off and cumming on a woman (identity, unknown) yet I did not have a wet dream. (Haven’t had one of those since I was a teenager) anyway it got weird b/c out of leftfield her boyfriend wanted to rewind the video and watch me do it all over again. (not my thing, I guess I came across too many of those types of posts here and it got in my head)
     
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I had some sort of injury to my legs and I was in a wheelchair. I came to a large cafe and there were a few stairs to go down before I could enter, and I knew that I could get out of the chair if I took it slow, but the cashier saw me and suddenly several people were around me helping me get down the stairs. The next thing I knew they had me at a table and I was ordering from the menu.
     
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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I can’t explain the specifics but I was in a place where I was meeting a few random classmates from grade school, like some kind of class reunion, I remember asking this woman if she still had her year book, she said no, I still have mine packed away somewhere. (Every so often I realize old, random class mates make it into my dreams. I do still see a few around my neighborhood every once in a blue moon but they are not the ones I dream about.)
     
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  15. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I don’t normally remember my dreams so I said I would write it down if I woke up so I could respond here. I keep a pen and a note pad by the bed just for this and wouldn’t you know it, I wrote something down last night. “Can’t write this down but it was amazing!” I’ve been trying to remember what was so amazing all day. :arghh:
     
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  16. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Couldn't help it!!!!

    Pickles.jpg
     
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  17. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    She entered my dream again. Back in grade school, this girl and I had an unspoken crush on each other it began and ended there.

    well in my dream I found we were at some place, perhaps work, after hours, begins that I lived one block away from her, I saw her to her house (I was younger and single in the dream) she asked me to come in, I did but in my shy way, I just stayed at the vestibule until she asked to come upstairs, she wanted me to see her library.

    I was hoping something might happen when we got to be alone but until then I remained a gentleman.
    I started to head up but there the bathroom door opened and her parents were in there, then she signaled me to stay down as if they caught her off guard.

    Then all of a sudden she was showing me some clothes but not in any glamorous way.


    Still when I woke up, I felt smitten, like puppy love ha silly.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Ahhhh! memories of school age crushes! :)
       
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  18. krisk1221

    krisk1221 Porno Junky

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    Static that slowly clears like an old television set coming on, some sort of broad casting signals as the picture on screen sharpens to show an image of the earth from space. The picture zooms in to our planet focused above the former soviet union and Siberia, a newscasters voice talking about a soviet response team investigating a suspicious lake. As the camera focus further showing a glowing luminescent lake, yellow at the center and green around the edges the newscasters voice comes back on warning about radioactive readings emanating from said lake and that is when a boy enters into screen walking into the fetid waters and as he gets halfway his mouth opens in a wide scream. But the scream never comes as his mouth opens incredibly wider and he turns inside out with organs and parts squirming around.....that was when I thankfully woke up, strange fucking dream.
     
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  19. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I joined a new gym and when I got go the pool I realized I didn’t have my swim suit. So I got back in the car and went home to get it. Got back to the gym and didn’t have my goggles. It kept repeating with some other thing.
    I guess it’s my subconscious knowing my shoulder is still fucked up and the 7 month rest is still not enough.
     
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  20. Layjeno

    Layjeno Sex Machine

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      I hope it was a good one! lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 11, 2021
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      Everything is good when you’re involved !!
       
      Layjeno, Jun 11, 2021
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    3. deegenerate
      Thank you!
       
      deegenerate, Jun 11, 2021
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