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  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I dreamed I was living through some sort of era that if you had a double bed you had to share it. For the most part you didn't even see the person you were sharing your bed with, but a few I did. One woman was having a conversation in a group I run but she was doing it in huge pink letters and I though I'll have to get in there and put a stop to that. Another time I woke up at the same time as a man I was bed sharing with and he had a hard on, so I offered him a blow job which he accepted but wouldn't let me finish it so I didn't have to end up with a mouthful of strangers sperm! What a gent! Nice cock too!
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was just remembering a funny dream I had a long time ago.
    At the time, my celebrity crush was Bret Michaels, and I had a dream that I met him at a party and he invited me to go back to his house with him. I did, of course, and when we got there I spent a long night teaching him how to use Excel spreadsheets. LOL The next day I mentioned my dream to my friends, and one of them pointed out to me that I am the only person she could think of that would have a dream about him and instead of jumping on his body, I would be teaching him Excel!

    My dreams are frequently disappointing like that. lol
     
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    1. hilltoperxyz169
      Forget work once in a while and smell the roses or what ever flower you love to smell
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Feb 24, 2021
  3. Earthboundhero

    Earthboundhero Porn Star

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    An ocean made of pocket watches instead of water.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      There’s an ‘of time and tide’ joke in here but I’m too tired to get there. :biggrin:
       
    2. Earthboundhero
      The turn of phrase is appreciated just the same. :)
       
      Earthboundhero, Aug 20, 2020
  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was going to work after being away for a while, and trying to work the new technology. My co-worker was passing out party favors to celebrate being back, and it was a mass of people gathered round to get the jelly beans she was giving out. I was hemmed in by people surrounding me when I suddenly saw some hired thugs coming through the crowd looking for someone. For some reason, I was worried that they were going to come for me, and I kept my head down hoping they would pass by and not see me. After the coast was clear, I started to try and get turned around to get back to work, but was surrounded by people so I couldn't move. All of a sudden the crowd parted to allow a line of little people dressed in formal attire, with the women all wearing crowns and waving to us like beauty queen contestants. As the last one passed by, I woke up.

    Now I will never know who wins the pageant!
     
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    1. hilltoperxyz169
      work is always on your mind
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Feb 24, 2021
  5. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    Scariest dream I ever had in years.

    Woke in the middle of the night as I felt strange movement of my bed.
    Turned the light on and Caitlyn Jenner (AKA Bruce) was sitting on the edge on my bed.
     
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  6. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Somebody was trying to tie me up but like a pink parcel, with pink string and I was protesting. Apparently I was talking and yelling in my sleep because my husband woke me up to ask if I was alright! I don't know if that was a combination of this place and watching murder cases on TV before going to bed!
     
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Couple of nights ago Shooter dreamed he was at a PGA tournament, and was looking for his daughter, who was leading in the tournament.
    This is funny, if one knows how much daughter despises golf.
    Truly detests it.
    Hates it even.
    Anyway, we were in the crowd walking along, looking for daughter, and we could tell from the leader board she was up ahead (somewhere) but we never did catch up with her. Shooter finally decided the dream was stupid and woke himself up.
     
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    My sister has always been a germophobe, and is bordering on lunacy during the pandemic. I dreamt that we had a family party and every time someone reached into a bowl of chips, she would slap their hand, making the chip fall back in the bowl. After slapping a few dozen people (even little kids, who were crying), the chips in the bowl turned green & then turned into a bowl of worms & slugs & such that crawled all over her & ate her skin. Eeeeewwww!
     
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      Cool
       
      Cumgun33, Sep 19, 2020
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  9. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    The best dream I had to date....dreamt that I was War (this was after playing darksiders 1 & 2) and I killed Death.
     
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  10. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I dreamed I was in a fairy tale but everyone was wearing brown clothes, because all those fancy coloured ones cost too much money for ordinary people!
     
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  11. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Last night I dreamt iwas at a bar
     
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    1. Anniemated
      and ..... ?
       
      Anniemated, Sep 19, 2020
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      For 11 hours ?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 19, 2020
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      noboat, Sep 19, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      Aww shame :(
       
      Anniemated, Sep 19, 2020
  12. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    I dream of nothing but porn because of Sweet Passion
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's the result you get for associating with a sexy woman like her! ;)
       
      deegenerate, Sep 19, 2020
    2. Sweetpassion
      @1 Toy Maker you're partly to blame too. ;) But happy you dream of me like that. You just might make me have naughty dreams as well.
      @deegenerate ty, i may know a few other sexy ladies here myself. You being one of those.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 19, 2020
  13. AlmostAvirgin

    AlmostAvirgin Sex Machine

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    I had a dream (nightmare)that I lost my dog. I had woken up during the dream and then when I went back to sleep I entered the dream again. No bueno
     
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  14. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    My dream last night was about rebuilding my shed. I saw it step by step as clear as day. When I have a sexual dream I remember very little as far as the details go. I guess I know how to build things but I don’t know anything about having sex.....so sad.
     
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    The next time I have a dream that I remember that won’t make y’all think I’m mentally unstable, I’ll share it.
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Dreams mean we can all be insane!
       
      Anniemated, Sep 20, 2020
  16. tedlogan88

    tedlogan88 Sex Lover

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    I can remember a few dreams I had back when I was a kid
     
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      I can too but they were terrifying.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 19, 2020
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  17. tedlogan88

    tedlogan88 Sex Lover

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    Yeah mine were kinda scary. Not so much as an adult now but freaked me out back then.
     
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  18. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Last night I dreamt of homicide...
     
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      Thank you ladies, all well, I found in cathartic in a weird way.
       
      heads-up, Sep 20, 2020
  19. Steve207

    Steve207 Porno Junky

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    I had a dream of a brunette woman living with me she looks to be from my past
     
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