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  1. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Being off work...
     
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    When my son told me about a bully at school and referred to him as "an eternal poopyhead who should be glued to a chair forever"!
     
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    1. bigbird
      not sure how old your son is - but just point out that that sort of bully normally ends up in prison as some big man's little bitch getting his arsehole stretched
       
      bigbird, Sep 15, 2020
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    2. aesopstails
      Ummm... THAT conversation is still a few years off!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 15, 2020
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    3. bigbird
      lol - yes - needs to be age appropriate :)
       
      bigbird, Sep 15, 2020
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    4. slutwolf
      Perhaps give him a tube of glue to take to school
      :rolleyes:
       
      slutwolf, Sep 17, 2020
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      aesopstails likes this.
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  3. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    It's the Fires on the inside I have issues with heads Up, please don't be Sorry, in a Sordid way you can Enjoy them
     
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  4. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    All the Beautiful Emphasizers I Emphasize with you, let's Celebrate the Art of Emphasizing with Joy
     
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  5. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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  6. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Harry my youngest come to wake me up this morning with a cheeky smile,
    Even brought me my clothes a hat and one sock, not quite sure what exotic destination he thinks im going
    But thanks son
     
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    #6527
  8. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    My son called yesterday to tap up his old man......but not for money.........he wanted English spelling and grammar........he is writing his first essay of the academic year.

    He also said he is home this weekend.

    thinskin
     
    • Like Like x 3
    #6528
  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Both my sons called yesterday, just to ask whats up...thats enough
     
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  10. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    This clip made me laugh........

    ts

     
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    1. Truthful 1
      And I thought I spoke broken English. This guy speaks broken English destroyed English plus he’s fucking stupid . Do you want to joke about the United States you must first know something about it .
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 17, 2020
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      latecomer91364 likes this.
    2. latecomer91364
      Eddie Izzard and Ricky Gervais are funny. Brit stand-up has come down a few notches.

      Reminds me of when the biggest applause George Lopez got one night was when he called George W. Bush a Puta - he used to be funny - and that was a long time ago.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 17, 2020
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      Truthful 1 likes this.
    3. Truthful 1
      I thought Lopez was funny till he went Politically stupid
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 17, 2020
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    4. latecomer91364
      Exactly - he used to be hilarious. Once people started droning on and on about Bush, Trump, or whoever, they stopped short because the audience, which was typically 'on their side' would applaud even if it wasn't clever or funny.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 17, 2020
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  11. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Thin this is the truth and nothing but the truth.
    Good one, Fucking Hilarious clip.
    Good way to start the day
     
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  12. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Doing the right thing for a change
     
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    1. thinskin
      Did it hurt?

      ts
       
      thinskin, Sep 17, 2020
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    2. Jack Mine
      I didn’t take it up the ass, like others I know. I just did the right thing. That doesn’t hurt, it’s something to be proud of. You should give it a try sometime
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 17, 2020
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    3. thinskin
      I do it all the time as you know and I am a little more inclusive than you Jack as you know also!

      Like minded people......

      ts
       
      thinskin, Sep 17, 2020
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    4. Jack Mine
      I knew you took it up the arse ,but I didn’t know it was all the time.


      I wouldn’t say that we’re a like or like minded at all. I happen to be a tightend, and you happen to be a widereceiver.
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 17, 2020
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    5. thinskin
      Oh bless you Jack!

      I was not including you in like minded people.....

      ts
       
      thinskin, Sep 17, 2020
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  13. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    My Jacuzzi is fixed hip hip hooray
     
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    #6533
  14. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    How could you not smile at this? The guy was working for his money.




    C8F3ADFB-6AA0-4FA9-A20A-85E837F63A11.jpeg
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Yep that’s funny. Especially if you’re just driving bye
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 17, 2020
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    2. Jack Mine
      I wasn’t walking by my friend
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 17, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      He's a Barney :laugh:
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 17, 2020
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m feeling loved on ☺️
     
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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      For the second time today Awwww..
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 17, 2020
      #link
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  16. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    A lovely Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them...
     
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    1. slutwolf
      probably only wanted you to take their pic.
      guess they'll cotton onto selfies pretty quick now
      :)
       
      slutwolf, Sep 17, 2020
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    2. Truthful 1
      Lol lol lol lol that’s funny wolfie you’re probably right . They were just afraid to ask for the camera back lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 17, 2020
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  17. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Go Niners, they need a tight end and a wide receiver, any Volunteers?
     
    1. 1 Toy Maker
      Jack, TS?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Sep 17, 2020
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    #6537
  18. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    SoulOf nicking a Chinese couples camera
    ;)
     
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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Ey? I think you could be on to something there? Shit, I bet they did you know...I feel really bad now. It does take wonderful photos though, I just need to delete a few of the Chinese couple...Bless em..
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 17, 2020
      #link
    #6538
  19. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Thanks for my next St. Patrick's Day avatar, @deegenerate. :hilarious:
    Screenshot_2020-09-17-11-44-02.jpg
     
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    #6539
  20. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Sunshine today. :)
    Kids being relatively well-behaved. :)
    Things falling into place. :)
     
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    #6540
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