1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Sweetpassion

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    Perfect timing. When things just align right. That always makes me smile. Life is always a rush and it's nice when you have those few brief moments of slow down time. I could use a few more moments though. Lol
     
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    All pubs in this area closed their doors yesterday. Today a local pub had a bit of a facelift in response.
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    Welp, the turkey's that feed up and down our street every day didn't scatter the tan bark in the flower bed this morning. One less job for me today.
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    My honey teasing me about a typo I made without noticing it. He never misses those. lol
     
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    A poor old soaking wet possum, came all the way here in the rain. He had to cross the street and come a couple of hundred yards to get to my house and the bowl was empty. My wife got up and opened a can of cat food for him. He liked that
     
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    The possums are lazy.
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    Two extreme sports enthusiasts got more than they bargained for when a vulture decided to land on their selfie stick mid-flight.
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    footage of the bird of prey shows it looking particularly unfazed by the human encounter, as it nonchalantly glides past and stops for a rest.

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    My son driving me to school
     
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      :thumbsup: I've lost count. Is this your third or fourth attempt at 3rd grade? So focus on English, and we'll work on math next semester.

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      Yeah I’m un employed. I’m sure I’ll be back to work before any unemployment money comes or Obama packages. Fuck them I’m a survivor I just wish it was warmer. After trump is re alekted things will be a boom again Just a few more days God willing. No one will start new jobs until they know who the next president is happens every time .
       
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      Re alektad. That's rich.

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    Woke up this morning with no aches and pains......and then I moved.

    Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
     
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      Getting old sucks I go to bed feeling pretty good and wake up feeling like I’ve been beat up
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 15, 2020
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