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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Yeah there had to be some abuse for a kid not to love cake and icecream
     
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      Lol lol lol. They are spoiled with great food . Most kids don’t care to eat lol lol lol I love candy Ice cream . And always tried to get them to eat . Their mom doesn’t eat cake or ice cream either isn’t that funny . Conroe isn’t funny
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 28, 2021
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      Conroe is funny. Stick around, I'll get ya one day just after you take a slug of beer.
       
      conroe4, Feb 28, 2021
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      Utt ohh Subby you lost me , you may have to explain that to me. Is that a good thing or bad thing .
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 28, 2021
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      I’m just teasing, T1. No worries.
       
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      O my god I am stupid . Lol lol lol lol lol stumbles was right all along . Lol lol lol lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 28, 2021
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  2. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Bought a zebra pattern flower for my grandma
     
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  3. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Finding out there’s a bunch of poultry lovers in GD. :laugh:
     
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      I'm not a pheasent plucker I'm a pheasent pluckers son,and I'll keep on plucking pheasent till the pheasent plucking done
       
      dirtyjedi, Feb 28, 2021
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      I'd have thaught it was pretty obvious by the way so many chicken out and duck for cover every time they get goose bumps , and all the others looking for big cocks.
       
      slutwolf, Feb 28, 2021
  4. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I thought everyone hear would enjoy this , this is what. My friends got me for my Birthday lol lol lol lol I don’t know if you will laugh , but I couldn’t stop . 6B2C3AE6-36F3-440C-B748-346A6BE5A4A0.png ED6217DB-614B-40AF-B07F-6DB172B865CF.jpeg AAA053B2-5920-4F77-8C25-092F53DA7638.jpeg
    Please read the box . Lol lol lol I only know funny people that god . For good friends
     
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      I want one and I’ll take some sexy photos in it for my album! And I’ll get one for my cats!
       
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      Cherrypop, Mar 1, 2021
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      one of the benefits they list says "make sure cats thoughts are its own" lol
       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 1, 2021
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      Oh my God cherrypop that will be funny
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 1, 2021
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      Another thing I wish I thought of tinfoil hats who knew lol lol lol
       
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  5. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    The “chicken” thread in GD has been amusing today....and informative....sometimes too informative.
     
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      So true lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 1, 2021
  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Watching the long kiss goodnight... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
     
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      Long Kiss sucked except for Samuel Jackson
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 1, 2021
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      Excuuuuuuse me!
      "chefs do that".....!
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 1, 2021
    4. Cherrypop
      She’s not attractive or even very talented. I think I even posted about her somewhere lol. I don’t get the hype
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 1, 2021
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      Who is she ?
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 1, 2021
    6. dirtyjedi
      I disagree.... She plays a cool assassin and her nips are pokey
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 1, 2021
  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog is lying on my feet and keeping them warm while I work on my taxes.
     
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      That dog knows it's place
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 1, 2021
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      Maybe she’s just pinning me down so she can have some of my dinner
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 1, 2021
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      Haha yeh that's too, then she's devious
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 1, 2021
  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Reading in the local Jersey news that Gubernor Murphy signed laws legalizing marijuana, I can now smoke on my private property, in my non moving vehicle,
    walk around in public with 6 oz hanging from my hat, wreaking of herb and shake the hand of the cops that keep me safe from the criminal element :)
     
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  9. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Having dinner with a dear friend! We always make each other laugh.
     
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  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    the noisiest cat EVER !
     
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      Like I said, a pig in cat’s clothing lol
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 1, 2021
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  11. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Happy belated birthday t1, sorry I missed the party! My invitation must still by in the cloud.

    psst: is there any cake left?
     
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      Yes half lol
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 1, 2021
    2. Midnight Dream
      Awe. Happy Birthday from me too :). Hope it was amazing :)
       
      Midnight Dream, Mar 3, 2021
  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    My little boy Harry showing me his belly to let me know he ate all of his tea.
     
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  13. HarleyFan3343

    HarleyFan3343 Sex Lover

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    Some fun and sexy ladies on here.
     
  14. dikmac22

    dikmac22 Sex Machine

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    Witha bout one minute left in the day..........I j.o. all night LAst nite and finally rang the bell about 6a.m.
     
  15. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

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    The woman on my route who always appologizes for annoying me annoyed me again today. What she doesn't understand is WHY she annoys me. She annoys me because just when I think I can handle being 62, no relationship, and probably never have sex again, she has to come out and talk to me and suddenly I am COMPLETELY annoyed/aroused and have to all over again convince myself its OK to be celibate, One of these days I am going to tell her... you annoy me because you arouse me honey and I can't do anything about it LOL... she makes me smile every day.
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My cat sitting in front of the heating vent and staring at it, willing it with her Kitty telepathy to turn on lol
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid registered for auto shop and horticulture lol
     
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      I see floral delivery in his future
       
      tenguy, Mar 4, 2021
  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Going to my first social gathering since covid started. A farewell dinner for my boss, so we get to leave work early to get the party started!
     
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      Very nice
       
      lastkiss555, Mar 14, 2021
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    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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      Very nice picture! Cell cameras are amazing
       
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      Thankyou, it also has various filters for some cool effects.
       
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      Mine also, not into playing, Samsung 10...yours?
       
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      no , its an old apple
       
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      Pretty damn good, took astronomy shots with a camera and tripod, never tried with my phone
       
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  20. HornyIndiana

    HornyIndiana Porn Star

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    Someone mending my broken heart and helping me heal
     
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