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  1. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    My daughter asking if I have a stud finder and if she can borrow it.
    "Of course I have one but it'd be much cheaper to go to Walmart and buy one for around $20 than to drive 3 hours home from school to borrow mine."

    Lol! Knucklehead.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      It’s all she had to ask for. You’ll figure out the rest.
       
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    3. deegenerate
      Subby is right. Men are hard-wired to want to just fix things rather than imagine us trying to figure it out, and she obviously knows her Dad! :)

      Her asking if you had one she could borrow was her subtle way of asking you to come do it for her without actually having to ask. lol
       
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    4. Beavereator
      Maybe you mist a chance for al little "Daddy Daughter" time while you explained and showed her how the Stud Finder works.
      But them maybe she wanted to "Barrow-?" $20.00 and more?
       
      Beavereator, Jun 13, 2021
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    5. Valspar
      Fuck off.
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      Welcome to my hit list.
       
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid was playing fetch in the house with our dog and she ended up running head first into a wall. She’s ok but she gave my kid this look like, “you have betrayed me.” He was laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe and that always makes me laugh
     
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  3. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    My coworkers making the Pride Month display at work. A pride of lions, each with differently colored manes, made of cardboard and colored tape. Let's just say interesting choices were made when making the faces...
     
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  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    We realized our cat got outside sometime last night and my kid was distraught. So we open the door this morning, prepared for a manhunt (cathunt), and she comes sauntering back in, all pleased with herself, like she’s been on a great Vernesque adventure lol.
     
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      Let us know how many kittens she has.
       
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  5. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    Remembering how much I laughed with friends last night. Just what I needed
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      Brilliant ! Sounds - and looks a great evening
       
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      Absolutely Gorgeous … inside and out… your smile radiates … adding to your beauty even more. :woot::inlove:
       
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  6. hilltoperxyz169

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    Knowing all my Kids are well
     
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      Thanks for the likes Ladies
       
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  7. Salina

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    Kitten videos. I wish I had a pussy by my side.
     
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I had another sale today! The two top places that buy from me the most are California and Australia lol. That makes me smile because they don’t have a lot in common, except extremely good taste I guess :joyful:
     
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My wife and I getting together with our friends for a barbecue. I enjoyed playing hopscotch and jumping rope with the kids. I always look forward to that
     
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  11. curiousscouser

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    Someone using the word Nawty in a message. Can't get Ebenezer Good out of my mind now.

     
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  12. Briguy86

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    Not a god damn thing. Yet....
     
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  13. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    nice day
    just being alive
     
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  14. Beavereator

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    the Dad jokes.
     
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  15. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    Next to my front door, so these flowers always make me smile when I get home!

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      Beautiful!
       
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      Gorgeous indeed
       
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  16. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My granddaughter left for a 3 week dive program in the Caribbean today...maybe 30 years ago it was my daughter that we took to the airport for this same program...
     
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      Wow! I would love a 30 day dive trip to the Caribbean. I have only been for a week, and it was not long enough. :)
       
      deegenerate, Jun 15, 2021
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      Screw it! Let’s go retire in the Caribbean and we can dive any time we want!!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 15, 2021
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      Young people, program is live on a sailboat and learn to and get dive cert. they cook for themselves, all with chaperones...great for young
      My daughter met her husband there...they dated when they returned and eventually married.
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 15, 2021
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  17. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I confirmed that my rather substantial retirement lump sum payment will drop into my account in a couple day! I can breathe a little easier, financially speaking, and now to arrange my trip south!
     
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  18. deegenerate

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    Looking forward to a 3 day weekend for the next 2 weekends in a row!
     
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  19. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Two things actually there’s tree frog at least for babies in their nest then they seem to have hatched really fast
     
    1. Cherrypop
      Baby birds are so cutely ugly lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 16, 2021
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  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    A group chat :joyful:
     
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