1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Foleyguy

    Foleyguy Porn Star

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    Driving my new car.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I see your tag number.
       
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      It's a temp
       
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      I can’t stalk you with the temp number and show up at your job asking why you won’t come home to me wearing a bath robe?
       
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      Congrats on the car!!!!!
       
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      What kind of car?
       
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    Walking out the dentist office, clean and bright smile. Never smile going in...of all doctors the dentist is my least favorite visit.
     
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    Hard to smile in the heat !! Although I did see my youngest GD :). That always makes me smile ❤️
     
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    My weight when I weighed this morning.
     
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  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Stop side seat driving.... Lol
     
  7. Geminpa

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      That always feels good
       
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      Especially naked
       
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    Taking a break from work to go for a swim.
     
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      I’ll race you to the other end of the pool and back!
       
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    My new monitor was delivered today for my work computer. The help desk guy shipped it on Friday, and I have been looking forward to not having t use the tiny laptop screen!
     
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    When my weedman pulled up :D lol
     
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      Amen to that
       
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    When I opened a bunch of Kik messages of sexy pics that made me cum.
     
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    listening to this at work again for the umpteenth time - poor little Raggit - no mention of how he got on in the end :)
     
  14. dirtyjedi

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    Cat Kung fu...
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  15. Cherrypop

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    I just got back from taking my big mean and scary dog out for a walk. While we were out she saw a large paper bag full of leaves, that definitely looked like a monster in the dark. As soon as she saw it she practically jumped into my arms, it freaked her out so bad. So I went up to it to show her it was ok and she started running in the other direction. If I hadn’t had been holding one end of the leash, she prob would’ve left me there :laugh:
     
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  16. shootersa

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    That reminds Shooter!
    So a neighbor had this magnificent 6' tall carved American bald eagle in his yard. It was just, you know, excellent. The wings tad to be 10' across.
    But dog took strong exception, the first time she saw it she was determined to kill and eat it, but just could not get close enough to , you know, actually attack, cause it kept jumping at her or something. Maybe hissing.
    Anyway, when she would realize we were gonna actually pass by the monster she'd start in with the huffing and growling and getting ready to, this time for sure, kill and eat the monster.
    Never did get within 15' of it, but man, she'd come soooo close!
     
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      That reminds me of our derpy cat and the evil UW Badgers blanket that he would attack every chance he got!
       
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    Lol. My dogs scared of everything as well only difference it the first thing it does is bite who or whatever is scaring her.
     
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    A comma.