1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I ordered from a local bakery this morning and they called to say that the cinnamon bread was fresh out of the oven and still so warm that they couldn’t slice it for me. So they gave me an extra loaf! Yum!!
     
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    1. Dirty jedi
      One of those smells that just makes you hungry
       
      Dirty jedi, Jan 14, 2022
      #link
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  2. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Almost finished with a few projects. Finally.
     
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  3. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    The perfect pear… yum!
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      They're hard to come by!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jan 16, 2022
      #link
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  4. illdrinkto that

    illdrinkto that Sex Machine

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    a really long fart this afternoon
     
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  5. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Shout out to all my lumberjack girls!!!
     
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  6. cutcock61

    cutcock61 Sex Machine

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    A butt hole full of my FB's cum , my feet over his shoulders so he could kiss them as he pounded me, then the pleasure of watching his smile as he unloaded, great way to spend a lunchtime.
    He blew my in return so I didn't miss out on shooting my load.
     
    1. Valspar
      You shouldn't skip lunch...it's the most important meal of the day.

      Wait, that's breakfast.
      Carry on filling butt holes and shooting loads then.
       
      Valspar, Jan 14, 2022
      #link
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  7. cutcock61

    cutcock61 Sex Machine

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    The beauty of working from home, is that I can take a hour for lunch and have a good fuck session , my FB lives 5 mins away so it all works well. It has become my Friday lunch , mmmmmmmmm
     
    1. Valspar
      T.G.I.F. then, I suppose.
       
      Valspar, Jan 14, 2022
      #link
    2. Aqua Marine
      What is an FB?
       
      Aqua Marine, Jan 16, 2022
      #link
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  8. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Got home from work and stripped down to nothing. And its the weekend. All that put a smile on my face.
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    This quote from Adam Corolla that I just saw him say:

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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    D540F67D-B2BE-4285-95D7-80B4F8977CC6.jpeg
     
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  11. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    A super-annoying woman was going on and on about how everything in her life is "the best". She has the best house, the best car, the best husband, and the best kids. My sister-in-law finally couldn’t take any more… she turned to me and started a loud conversation about how she found the best drug store with the best constipation remedy, the best lice treatment (while scratching her head vigorously), and the best anal bleaching cream.
    I’ve always hated the expression "I almost peed myself laughing", but now I understand it!
     
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  12. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Super City!:)

    thinskin
     
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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Posting this in a song thread and listening to it.
    This always makes me smile:

     
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    1. deegenerate
      Love that song, and the movie!
       
      deegenerate, Jan 15, 2022
      #link
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    #9413
  14. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Comic book "Genesis" by Crumb. Saw it on line and downloaded it.
     
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  15. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter was excited, it snowed all night, and he was looking forward to blowing all the snow off the walks and driveways in his neighborhood using his newly acquired snowblower. :)
    But, when he got outside he discovered that his neighbor, using Shooter's old snow blower, had already done the neighborhood.
    All of the neighborhood. Including Shooters driveway! :blackalien:

    Shooter had to go to the next block over to find any snow to remove. :oops:

    Shooter is gonna have to get that old blower back and send it far away .......... :shifty:
     
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  16. Funlovers699

    Funlovers699 Porn Star

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    Green tea and a late Christmas with hubbys family. Looking forward to our big family get together in February!
     
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  17. Salina

    Salina Sex Machine

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    My dildo
     
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  18. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I was ordering a Michael Scott dishwasher magnet. In the description the color was listed as "Mike."
     
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  19. TittyFucker420

    TittyFucker420 Sex Lover

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    It may seem silly, but: Titties :D
     
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  20. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Reading this thread while sipping my morning coffee.
     
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