I find the proper names like clitoris, vulva, vagina, labia, anus, and so on far more erotic than any vulgar or pet names. Although quite the opposite and used in times of great passion, Cunt does it for me too! That word can be overused though and lose all eroticism value and just be vulgar.

So what does it for you? Clitty, kitty, pussy, arsehole, butthole? Seeing as a lot of men name their Willie Wonka perhaps that's what makes you hot. As a matter of interest do you name yours ladies?
Perhaps this will help you decide

 

Cockpit

 

When I am writing fiction, the character determines which words I use. The words a character uses, especially when under stress, are the most powerful way to show the reader who this character really is. I try to not write the same person over and over again. Every character is unique and the tone of their speech develops with them.

When it's not fiction, it's whatever she wants to hear.

 

I haven't named mine, but I do refer to it as a "Kitty" a lot, which is just an attempt to not use crass words such as pussy or cunt, which I do use when in the throes of passion. (yes, I can be a potty mouth when about to reach orgasm. Fortunately, most men never take offense if I use course language at that time.)

When you think about it, it is silly the number of words there are to identify the vagina and its various parts:
Vjay, vag, twat, slit, snatch, cooch, coochie, gash, fuck hole or joy hole,muff, box, poontang, lady or girly bits, beaver, pussy, panty mouse (I recently learn of this term while displaying one in workout clothes) woo hoo and hoo hoo (stupid in my opinion) and probably a hundred more.

 

When in polite company I do say something like 'My Hoo ha' lol but the one that creases me up is 'Lady garden'

 

Stab wound is one I found funny.

 

I call it Moby.

 

Sledgehammer

 

Hugh

 

Dick wallet

 

For me, vagina is a medical term. I only want to hear that word from a doctor. If some guy is going down on me and he says that word, it would be a total turnoff.

I remember watching this one wife switch porn, and one of the guys said, "honey, I'm in a new vagina." Just... Ugghh.

 

Bob?

 

Keep it vulgar for me pussy, cunt, tits, cock, dick. ass or asshole, vagina or penis sound so sanitized! On the elegant side I like cunnilingus and fellatio, but by no means in my ears do I wanna hear the cutsie or the quirky like we're children such as fun bags, pee pee, coochie, cookie, bunghole, etc; no adult speaks this way.

 

Personally I find most of the names given to the female and male parts rather childish and indicative of how 'hung-up' we still are about our bodies, sex and the parts involved in it.
Like at @Anniemated in conversation, or writing, I will use the correct names. Also like her I will use cunt in times of passion; I have been surprised by how many women will use it at such times. I was once even shocked when a partner, who in the previous two years friendship had never even used the mildest swear word, used it.
Considering its entomology, going back 1,000s of years, cunt should be considered an acceptable word, but due to my upbringing and 'society norms' the only other times, apart from the heat of sex, when I will (very rarely) use cunt is to insult a man, never a woman.
I have never named my penis, apart from cock ..... although at school it got me a nick-name I didn't like.
I found @hannahsbigdaddy name totally disgusting and certainly not funny.
What I do find funny is the universal American inability to use the words arse or arsehole, instead using asshole - in some posts it is hard to tell if 'normal sex' is being written about or bestiality .
Strange that while the use of the correct/medical names for bodily parts seems to be disliked generally that the word anal is used for that kind of sex.

 

I wonder why people find the correct names unacceptable but breasts, thighs etc are ok?

 

I just think “pussy” always works.

 

my ex wife called her pussy "lulu" lol for some reason and i called my cock woody!haha.and my gf calls her's "missKitty" lol

 

I'm a dick and pussy kinda guy

 

I do find using the correct anatomical terms a little clinical and not hot, so if you don't mind me laughing when you tell me you're going to penetrate my vagina with your penis, then go ahead and use them. lol

 

I dated a younger woman years ago who called her pussy "tiger", she said she was going to tame me. After she couldn't keep up I told her maybe she should call it kitty.

Another ex named my penis "Thor".