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  1. Txcock

    Txcock Porn Star

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    Pee hole.
     
    1. Josef.K.
      Our school porter, he is a fool,
      He's only got a teeny-weeny tool,
      All right for keyholes
      And little girlies' pee-holes,
      But not for girls at Roedean School
       
      Josef.K., Jan 14, 2020
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  2. in2doingit

    in2doingit Porn Star

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    She has always called my cock George for some reason.
     
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    1. Josef.K.
      "George" used to be the name for the first automatic Aeroplane guidance systems.
       
      Josef.K., Jan 14, 2020
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      .
       
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  3. Vicki A

    Vicki A 1 sexy sissy

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    Oscar the one eyed trouser snake
     
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  4. dirtyd7586

    dirtyd7586 Porno Junky

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    Comically speaking, alot of different things. The other night we were talking about SpaceX and all that stuff. We had sex later on and for some reason I deemed it necessary to say when I got inside her that "crew dragon capsule has successfully docked with international space station, this mission is carry a load of vanilla yogurt." The mood was gone for awhile after that, but it was hilarious. In seriousness, we use the norm stuff, dick/cock and pussy/cunt.
     
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  5. manrod

    manrod Porn Star

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    I have referred to my balls as my giggleberries
     
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  6. scotsman4you

    scotsman4you Sex Machine

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    'Lady garden' is a real turn-off for me, and I regard it as a sign of boring in bed, from experiences with ladies who used the term. Pussy is nice, minge not nice, and cunt is only abusive nowadays.
    My equipment I refer to as cock or dick, willy when a child, but had friends who used 'todger'.
    When a teenager we used to refer to girls as going for a 'slash from the gash', when going for a pee.
     
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    2. scotsman4you
      Don't forget about trousers rather than pants (which we reserve for a gentleman's underwear, don't you know), and fanny is our word for vagina.
      The one which always makes me laugh is when our colonial cousins refer to a woman as 'thick', which over here means of limited intelligence.
       
      scotsman4you, Jan 13, 2020
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    3. Anniemated
      Coffee is tea??!! Since when?
       
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    4. formerlyRC
      I dont know about Coffee being Tea but Did you know we eat Tea in England and we drink it while we are eating it.

      Fanny is a little quaint but unless you want an English person to keel over laughing never use the word Fanny Pack which conjours a whole different meaning over here.

      If you are a guy it will be your Crown Jewels or Meat and two Veg, to name but a few
       
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    5. Anniemated
      We were on an Italian cruise ship once with quite a few English passengers and they were having these little dance competitions and the Italian compere was giving out 'Fanny packs' as spot prizes but couldn't understand why the English were curled up laughing. When somebody told him his face was a picture and he went bright red, he obviously wanted the floor to open up and swallow him! After that he found a different name for the bags lol
       
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    6. Anniemated
      I HATE tea lol! Very unEnglish of me!
       
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  7. formerlyRC

    formerlyRC Porn Star

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    I would probably only ever use Vagina if I was with my Doctor.

    Otherwise I like Pussy. I love my GFs Pussy and her Tits and her Ass and sometimes I might play with her Asshole but I always enjoy having my Clit played with and playing with hers too.

    My Ex BF had a Cock or Dick which ever seemed more appropriate to say at the time but I think Cock sounds better when you are at full steam Balls worked well and we all know what they are
    ( fun to play with too)

    I have never used silly euphamisims though. A friend of mine refered to hers as her Wendy House kind of funny but so very unsexy.
     
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    1. scotsman4you
      I am sure I won't be the only guy wishing he had your voice in his ear, telling him what to do with his cock
       
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    2. Anniemated
      Oh I don't know, another name for cock is his 'Peter' so it's appropriate to put it in a Wendy house lol
       
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    3. formerlyRC
      I think we could have a whole other thread for this conversation
       
      formerlyRC, Jan 14, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      The side conversations are often the most interesting!
       
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  8. hcpl

    hcpl Porn Star

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    He calls my breasts the girls, and my pussy amongst other things, cake.......as in let the girls out and I would like to eat some cake
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I prefer pussy, dick but cock is fine too, and tits. My husband sometimes calls my pussy cupcake or cookie or something else sweet.
     
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  10. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Richard.. Instead of Dick. Hahaha
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Dammit! I hit dislike twice! lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 14, 2020
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    2. hannahsbigdaddy
      Lol.. I do it all the time. It's ok it came up as a like.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Jan 14, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      I need tinier fingers. So how is Richard today?
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 14, 2020
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    4. hannahsbigdaddy
      Haha.. Not bad. Warm in flannel lounge pants.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Jan 14, 2020
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  11. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Do you guys actually have pet names for your chappy? As in showing Percy the porcelain!
     
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  12. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    There's always the under the butt nut hut.
     
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  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    2. Cherrypop
      Talking dirty is my thing. Words get me so hot ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 14, 2020
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    3. NiteWalker
      Listening to you got me excited!
       
      NiteWalker, Jan 14, 2020
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    4. vincenzz
      Mmmmm yesss fully agree with you, my wife is the same way. I really want to give this a 10 star rating. Thank you,
      Once again!
       
      vincenzz, Feb 8, 2020
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    5. vincenzz
      PS. I also like to slip in the word “fucking” as an adjective.
      Such as “I want to eat your fucking pussy” or if she’ll say, gimme that fucking cock! -
      -I should be getting some of her wet snatch tonight.
       
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  14. Guitar1man1

    Guitar1man1 Sex Machine

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    Vertical bacon sandwich.
     
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  15. Dr_Bat

    Dr_Bat Sex Machine

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    has love shaft been said yet?
     
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  16. Josef.K.

    Josef.K. Porn Star

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    Love tunnel
    Spunk conduit
     
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  17. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Shorty
     
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  18. hidden_secrets

    hidden_secrets Sex Machine

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    When camming online I vary between calling it a pee hole or cum hole.
    What comes out of it is my pee and baby milk.
     
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