Now these Perverted lyrics I just made up & if you doubt me the just ask the user member here by the name of "Lioness" cuz I tried them out on her first. :twisted:

Sing to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire":

"My nuts roasting by an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at my butt,
And girls dressed up like slutty ho's,
Tho it's been said many times many ways,
Suck my Co-ock tonight."

Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells":

"Jingle my balls,
Jingle my balls,
Watch them swing & sway,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
A Rock Hard Cock today-a." :shock:

Sing to the tune of "White Christmas":

I'm dreaming of a CUM facial,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the pre-CUMS gleaming,
The balls are swaying,
And on-ly inches from my nose." :-o

I'm sure I'll be adding more but if you want to put up some that "You Made Up Yourself" then feel free to do so as the more the merrier.

I hope you enjoyed these & that you can't get My Perverted Lyrics out of your head every time you hear those songs while you're shopping this Holiday Season. :wall: :-E

 

Here is a very old song that I Didn't write but I think it is one of the most Perverted songs out there!

I'm sure most of you already know it as it's called "She'll be cumming around the mountain when she CUMS" :shock: … go ahead & sing it & tell me I'm wrong. :twisted: The best part is when "She'll be riding six white horses when she CUMS" … what a FUCKING SLUT!!!!! :-o :lol: :-E

 

Great fun, Kinkee - thanks for sharing. Keep 'em cumming!

 

There's always "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear"

(Sung to Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

 

Christmas songs will never be the same again!!!

 

More!

 

some one send this to my dad a couple years ago.

NIGHT DEFO' CRIZZMUS
by SANTY CLAWZ

Wus da night befo' crizzmuz and all rhru da hood, everybody be sleepin' and da asleepin' iz good. We hunged up our stockin' an hoped like all hell dat dear ol Obama's gonna bran' us our checks. All of the family swus a layn' on da flo, my sister wif her girlfriend and my bro wif some ho. Ashtrays wus all full,beer cans and all. When I heared such a fuss, I thinkz "sh'eet it must be da la." I pulled da sheet off da indoe what I'ze could see, I was spectin' the sherrif wif a warrent fo me. But what did I see made me zay "ladwd look at dat." dere wus a hugh watermelon pulle'by 8 big ass rats. Now over all da yearz santy clawz he be white, but is look loke us bro tha'z got a black on tonight. Faster than a poe'lice car my home boy he cameand whuppe' upon tem ratz as he calle'dem by name,on Biden, on Jessie, on Polosi, and Hillary. Hoon Fannie, on Freddi, on Ayers and Slick Willy too. Obaman landed da melon right there in da street. I knowed it fo'sho- can you belive that sh'eet. Dat santy didn' need no chimmey, He picked da lock onmy doe., and I sez to my self, "Spn of a bitch... HE don did das befo'." He hada big bag full of presentz, at frist I suspect? wif "air jordans" and fake gold to wear round my neck. But he let me no presents, just steelin' my shit. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burgler's kit. Den wif my crap in his bag out da windoe he flee. I sho' would shanked him but he shage' my knife too. He jumped back on dat melon wuf out even a hitch and wus gone in two secouds. "DEMOGRAT SON OF A BITCH." So next year I be hopin' a white santy we get cause a nigger santy clawz aint worth a sh'eet.

 

The songs, fuckin hilarious!

 

I just spat my drink!

Thinskin

 

Okay, not a Christmas song of sex but in the spirit of Sex Drugs and Rock N' Roll

Sung to the tune of frosty the Snow Man

Frosty the Snow Man
was a dealer of cocaine
he'd get you high
front you on the sly
then be back again today

There must have been
some magic in
that smugglers map he scrounged
cuz when the Feds came bust'n in
he was no where to be found

Oh

Frosty the Snow Man
was a dealer of cocaine
he'd get you high
front you on the sly
then be back again today

 

That was pretty good Zen River Otter … but it just wasn't Perverted. So here is my newly written Perverted lyrics to the same song.

Sing to the tune of Frosty The Snowman:

Frosty the Master,
Was a very perverted soul,
He liked to use his whips & chains,
And make his Slaves scream out in pain,
Then he'd say …
"I'll back again someday".

There must have been,
Some magic in,
The dildo's that he used,
For every time he stuffed them in,
They'd always say "WOO HOO" !

Oh,

Frosty the Master,
Was a very perverted soul,
He liked to use his whips & chains,
And make his Slaves scream out in pain,
Then he'd say …
"I'll back again someday". :twisted: :-E

 

Here's a New one boys & girls.

Sing to the song "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer".

Rudy the skinny little boy,
Had a very long schlong,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say Oh My Gawd !

All the little boys,
Would laugh & call him names,
They wouldn't let poor Rudy,
Play in their shower room games.

Then one steamy shower day,
One little boy came to say,
Rudy with your schlong so long,
Won't you put it in my bum.

Then all the little boys loved him,
As he Fucked them all with glee,
Rudy the long schlong boy,
He went down in shower his-tor-eeee ! :twisted: :-E

 

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Rated X-mas - Millionaires
I've been bad all year,
That's when Mommy told me
Too many boys
Santas gonna scold me
I should be good,
But Im feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party

Skeet like snow,
As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist,
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
You're a hoe hoe hoe!
You in my sexy little gift,
I'll unwrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Tonight, tonight
Ill be your hoe tonight
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

I've been staring at the clock
(Clock)
Waiting for my Santa cock
In and out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block
(Block)
Backseat of his sleigh
(Hey)
Santas getting laid
(Yay)
Busting out that leather whip
Now Rudolph wants to join
(Okay)

Skeet like snow,
As I take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist,
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
You're a hoe hoe hoe!
You in my sexy little gift,
I'll unwrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Tonight, tonight
Ill be your hoe, tonight
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

As I lick up on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now its time to open my presents
I gotta stop,
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me?

Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
You girls have been so good this-
Oh, oh, oh whatre whatre doing' with that candy cane
Wait, it doesn't go in there
Whatre you guys doing?
Stop it now

Santa slap me on the wrist,
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
You're a hoe hoe hoe!
You in my sexy little gift,
I'll unwrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

Santa slap me on the wrist,
Put me on your naughty list
All the boys are yelling
You're a hoe hoe hoe!
You in my sexy little gift,
I'll unwrap you with my kiss
So hot I can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Tonight, tonight
Ill be your hoe tonight, tonight
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
So baby just get over here,
And start this party

 

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Love it very funny.

 

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Here's A New One For You Boys & Girls

Sing to "Gramma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Daddy got run over by some cum junkie puppies,
On his way to feeding them their dinner.
No one knows why they did it,
Maybe they wanted to lick his pre-cum dripping weiner.

 

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