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  1. bmwbrett

    bmwbrett Newcumer

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    My GF is a 19 year old Latina. I only mention that because it probably has something to do with the issue. Shes pretty small, 5'1 maybe 110lbs max. She can't wear jeans or underwear besides thongs because she has thick thighs/ass, especially compared to the rest of her. So jeans or underwear that fit her waist are way to tiny for her ass, and if it fits her ass it huge on her waist. She's even tried brands that are made for this issue, applebottoms, hydrolics, ect.. So she basically has to wear yoga pants/thongs everyday. It just causes unwanted attention. She gets offers to buy her used thongs almost weekly. Even a college proffesor recently asked lol. Anyone else have this issue/solutions?
     
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  2. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Go naked?
    Seriously get tailored made jeans.
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Underwear is small and extremely stretchy, and it doesn't come up to the waist anyway, so claiming she is so curvy she can't wear underwear is just baloney.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Exactly. I think he’s just testing the market to see if he can sell some "used thongs" here.
       
      aesopstails, Sep 22, 2021
    2. conroe4
      How much? Free shipping?
       
      conroe4, Sep 23, 2021
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  4. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Are you “really” asking what to do? If you don’t know, leaving it up to a bunch of perverts on a porn site is like giving the fox the keys.

    If she doesn’t like it, she will be the one who stops it. Until then, either go along fir the ride or… get out before you lose your sanity.
     
    1. phxbi_bear80
      Right!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 23, 2021
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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My panties only go to my hips and I wear low rise pants. That being said, my pants are normally big in the waist and tight on my thighs but I just deal with it. I think you don’t really have a girlfriend but if you do, tell her to try American Eagle.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Tons of women have a waist that’s smaller than their hips/thighs/butt, and probably 90% of the women I know have a hard time finding the perfect jeans, and we all do exactly what you said… just deal with it until you find a brand that works for you. It took years for me to find that Jones New York jeans are best for my curvy hips + flat ass.
       
      aesopstails, Sep 22, 2021
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    1. deegenerate
      Wow, cupcake! You summoned him!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 22, 2021
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m really good at that lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 22, 2021
    3. latecomer91364
      I know this guy!

      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 23, 2021
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  7. jack2108

    jack2108 Sex Lover

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    Wow
     
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  8. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    There's drawers to fit everyone every size. 400 pounders wear drawers. I'm too poor to afford any so thank God for burlap sacks.
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    You knowing who Otis is tells all since the profile has been deleted.
     
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      Yes you should know lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Because you’re Otis.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m assuming you also have clothing problems like your pants being on fire.
     
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Tell her to get a tailor to fit her clothes properly. They aren’t that expensive. I have to get all my dresses altered. If they fit in the booty and boobs, they’re too big everywhere else.
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      I think someone is spinning a line. There's no GF. If I had a 19 year old who can't wear clothes I'll be damn if I'll be on here when there's a naked girl to be had nearby.
       
      Braxton.B, Sep 23, 2021
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      Those panties in your avatar look too tight !! Want to sell them ? .................LOL
       
      gammaXray, Sep 23, 2021
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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Yep - @Braxton.B nailed it -this OP's first post is some story that just sounds like he's trying to say "I have a super hot girlfriend."
    I don't buy it either.

    The thong pictures everybody posted are nice though.
    Maybe this should be the thong thread...
    (except Stanley will move it to pics)

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. bmwbrett

    bmwbrett Newcumer

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    I know it sounds dumb or whatever but i genuinely thought the same at first. But its a legit problem. First time posting here, tried reddit and got insta banned. No, it's not to sell underwear. I guess I should of directed the question towards females. I'm not saying shes got this huge pornstar ass. It's more the fact shes so petite minus her ass. I mean I've seen her cry over this. I was more hoping to get some info and suprise her. It's kind of the same as when girls with bigger boobs can wear the same shirt as another girl but it looks sluttier on them just bc of the boobs. It's just everything she wears in skin tight around her ass. I'm not the one complaining trust me lol Then again I guess a porn site probably wasn't the best place to post this looking for advice from females or guys with gfs who might have a similar issue lol.
     
    1. aesopstails
      There are VERY few women who are happy with every part of their body. Tell her to stop crying over her ass and celebrate the fact that her eyes, ears, and legs work. Does she have 2 of all the parts that a body is supposed to have 2 of? Can she walk, run, and dance without assistance? Yes? Well, then, shake that ass and enjoy life!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 23, 2021
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      … and there is NO SUCH THING as "should of"… it’s "should HAVE".
       
      aesopstails, Sep 23, 2021
    3. Ed Itor
      Hey being a grama nasy is my vocation at times.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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  14. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    If she's buying them off the rack at Walmart or Target the odds are she's going to have problems.
    If she thinks the only alternative to jeans is yoga pants, she's just looking for an excuse to wear yoga pants out in public.
    BTW, I wear yoga pants in public sometimes and I also wear a top long enough to cover my ass.
    With very few exceptions, I know exactly how much is showing when I walk out the door and not counting things like tripping and falling or some dirt bag going out of his way to look up my skirt, if you can see my panties (or thong in your case) it's because I want you to.
    Tell her to stop with the bullshit excuses and just admit she likes the attention. If the Kardashians can wear pants that fit over their bubble butts, your girlfriend can too.
    Or is this just all a load.
     
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      Sounds like you have a bad case of hyperosmia.
       
      aesopstails, Sep 23, 2021
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      @aesopstails He might have one of those newfangled "scratch and sniff" computer screens.
       
      speakeasy, Sep 23, 2021
    4. Ed Itor
      Maybe she wants to be a Karen.
      Like many suggested buy what she likes, find a good & reasonable tailor and get the clothes adjusted.
      If you like the tailor be respectful & tip every so often.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I gave you advice that you’re ignoring so that tells me you are lying.
     
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  16. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Maybe he’ll send you a present to thank you!

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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m not sure I have much more room in that drawer and definitely not giving him my address lol. Those are pretty cute though
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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      No sense of adventure eh
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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  17. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Again, stop shopping at Walmart for your clothes. I'm not gigantic in the boob department but I've got enough that most off the rack button down shirts don't work for me. There's always button gap (sorry you think that makes me look sluttier). When the store has 50 of the same style shirt, they are made to the lowest common denominator.
    Fashion designers love small chested women because their curves don't throw off the lines of the top (That's why you always should try things on no matter how good or bad they look on the hanger)
    When I'm buying a button down shirt, I shop in the plus size department of a woman's clothing store and have it altered to fit me. It cost a little bit more to do it that way but I'm not spending my money on crap I can't wear. I'd rather have fewer tops that fit well than a bunch of them I can't wear without a camisole on under it.

    Maybe it's time for her to admit she's not a child anymore and shop where the grown ups shop.
    A couple pairs of well fitting jeans or slacks can be combined with an endless selection to tops.
    So, instead of 10 pairs of jeans that don't fit, pay extra for 2 or 3 pairs that do and buy more tops to go with them.
    Hell, guys wear the same suit to work for a week and maybe change ties and no one says a word.

    Like I said in an earlier, if she's wearing yoga pants and is distressed that her thong or personal grooming habits are visible through them, she's doing it on purpose and isn't nearly as upset as she says she is.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Hey, we change shirts & colours too. But never socks or undies until after turning them inside out first.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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  18. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Garbage bags with a hot wheels race track as a belt!
    My daughters aren't much bigger than her, and that's what I did :p
     
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