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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Oh Goody! This thread was resurrected just in time for Christmas!

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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      That’s adorable lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 23, 2021
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    2. aesopstails
      My sister actually has that in her guest bathroom!
       
      aesopstails, Dec 23, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Lol!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 23, 2021
    4. FuntimeFla
      Well at least Santa will know where he can drop a loaf during his X-mas eve deliveries!
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 24, 2021
    #81
  2. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    I hear Santa now works for Amazon as it pays more than his previous company! Santa tired of being broke!
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      I hear he got a $3000 bonus too! Even though he dumped several hundred presents in a ravine in Tennessee !
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 24, 2021
    #82
  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    My ex-wife once claimed that she only had to poop every 2 or 3 days.




    I always knew she was full of shit.
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      Depends how much cheese and peanut butter she ate ! If she ate the cheese and Pnut butter from MRE's, she could go at least a week!
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 25, 2021
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  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    #84
  5. overdoneone

    overdoneone Porn Star

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    Warning...this will scare the poop out of you!
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    1. heads-up
      That is disturbing.
       
      heads-up, Jan 26, 2022
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    • Funny Funny x 5
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  7. WhyteKnight

    WhyteKnight Porn Star

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    Just posting to move this thread as the 'What's for dinner' thread was just below it. I'll probably just make things worse with where this thread lands next....
     
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  8. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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  10. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    I just farted.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Well did you announce it over the loudspeaker? :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      deegenerate, Jan 26, 2022
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    2. FuntimeFla
      ^^^^ If you didn't hear it, surely the smell got your attention!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jan 26, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      How did you know his name is Shirley?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 26, 2022
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    4. FuntimeFla
      Because Shirley is half deaf, and uses sense of smell to compensate.
       
      FuntimeFla, Jan 26, 2022
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  11. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Cold shit?
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      A French bidet at 20 below zero?
       
      FuntimeFla, Jan 26, 2022
    2. crhurricane
      I am so confused, is the toliet on the ceiling, or if it is dripping down how did it freeze once it falls. Is the whole thing just an ice sculpture, why oh why, it truly is a cold world.
      Ok prevs, you can't warm it up, it's art, no matter how you think it will feel.
      Oh damn did I just put that much thought into poop?
       
      crhurricane, Jan 26, 2022
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  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Really woah
     
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  13. lezJulie

    lezJulie Porno Junky

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    *Please do NOT flush down the towel paper*
    *flushes anyway*
     
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  14. overdoneone

    overdoneone Porn Star

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    This toilet is not for pooping!

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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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  16. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    VALENTINES DAY.
     
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  17. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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  18. fritssprits

    fritssprits Sex Machine

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    One of my ex gf's sat on my hard cock when I was taking a poop and jerking my cock at the same time and she ride me untill i cum inside her and left me sitting there
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      While you were pooping? Gross.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 3, 2022
    2. fritssprits
      You have to tell her
       
      fritssprits, Feb 3, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I think I’ll pass. Pun intended.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 3, 2022
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    4. fritssprits
      Hehe
       
      fritssprits, Feb 3, 2022
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