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  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Oiii stop liking my posts before I've had a chance to change the words in your tags!!
     
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  2. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      I really did laugh out loud to that, Oh bless yer...:hilarious:
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 16, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      :pervert_2:
       
      Anniemated, Sep 16, 2020
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  3. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
     
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    1. Jh2
      Maybe it's a fashion statement
       
      Jh2, Sep 16, 2020
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Refried jelly beans
     
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  5. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Not so random but still a thought.......beware the predatory pack of pricks that perpetually portray propriety per perceived proper positions, ...poisonous :banhappy: pussy people that they are:mad1:
     
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    2. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      And Me, I have stopped doing it in public though, I'm very proud of myself...
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 17, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Ya, sometimes you get weird looks laughing at yourself in public. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 17, 2020
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    4. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      :rolleyes:
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 17, 2020
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Haha i don't mind to get weird looks. I am a goof anyway. :O_o:
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 17, 2020
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    6. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Yeah, Sanity is overrated in my opinion...
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Sep 17, 2020
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  6. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Community is born out of shared experience. So is empathy.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I love this!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 17, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      So true!
       
      Geminpa, Sep 18, 2020
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  7. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    There you go Shy using the P word again, be careful you might get suspended
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      The P word, the N word, the F word, soon we'll be all talking like a text, ROTFLMAO!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 17, 2020
      #link
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  8. krisk1221

    krisk1221 Porno Junky

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    Random thoughts, Random thoughts.......If you are traveling at the speed of light and the light bulb burns out. What happens? And if the Birds do it, and the bees do it, why haven't I seen any videos...um, er sorry, Random thoughts, Random thoughts!
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Think I fell asleep contemplating this last night, the light bulb, not the birds
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 17, 2020
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    People say shit like 'Don'r get your panties in a bunch' - well that's not likely to happen when you only buy thongs.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      My thongs still get in a bunch in my panty drawer.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 17, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      Especially if they are truly 'string' - they get all wound up, and depending on the type of cloth triangle you have, it's hard to figure out how to put them on.

      If it's equilateral, it's hard to tell.
      Isosceles is easy.
      Scalene... well fuck Scalene - those aren't going to cover anything well.
      (Of course, you can always look for the little pocket sewn into the inside - that goes in the direction of the taint)

      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 17, 2020
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  10. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Stole this random thought:

    If you think about it, plants are farming us.
    They supply animals with oxygen and food until we die then they consume us.
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Open minded people should beware their common sense doesnt leak out
     
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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    What the fuck is up with my refrigerator?

    Yesterday, I poured a vodka tonic and the tonic seemed warm (I don't use ice) - and this was about a half hour after I poured a cold vodka-coke- then I noticed it wasn't making all those 'fridge sounds' that it has made for the 10 years since I bought it.

    I figured I needed a new fridge. BUT today, it's still not making those sounds, but it's working fine and everything is cold (and no, I hadn't accidentally left the door open for a while yesterday).

    I think it's just fucking with me, and I will still probably have to get a new fridge.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Mine was an emergency. That’s why I ended up making the wrong choice the first time. I sold it for half what I bought it for and it was only used for about 2 weeks.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 18, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      I so totally get you on this. Urgency has made for a few decisions on my part that I had to correct later.

      I hate to be in that 'Just get it here NOW!' situation.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 18, 2020
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    4. Valspar
      @latecomer91364.
      Pull the fridge away from the wall and clean the coils.
       
      Valspar, Sep 18, 2020
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    5. latecomer91364
      I did pull it away from the wall - I'll google where the coils are and gice it a shot. Thanks!
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 18, 2020
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    6. conroe4
      I just bought a new sub zero fridge. Coulda bought a small car for what that monster cost me.
      Sure looks nice though.

      Turned the old fridge into the new beer box and bought a new freezer. That stuff was hard to find. They blamed it on covid.
       
      conroe4, Sep 19, 2020
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  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I was a kid I used to run around breathing on the trees in my yard before school everyday because I learned they needed my CO2 to grow. Yup I was that kid.
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      Tell the truth, that was just last week you were doing that :p
       
      Braxton.B, Sep 18, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Haha! well....not on trees anymore. But I talk to my plants. They like it :inlove:
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 18, 2020
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    3. Rixer
      I have a limb that could use some tender breath...:p
       
      Rixer, Sep 18, 2020
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    4. Cherrypop
      :laugh:;)
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 18, 2020
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  14. WulffHeart

    WulffHeart Newcumer

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    Tbh there is a lot on my mind, between work and family. It’s a tad bit stressful.
     
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  15. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Why is there brail on the buttons on drive up ATMs?
    What's next to the moon?
     
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    1. Jh2
      That's a good question why is there Braille on the buttons on my steering wheel
       
      Jh2, Sep 18, 2020
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      That’s a good question. Why is there Braille on my husband forehead? :jimlad:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 18, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      That made me laugh
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 18, 2020
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  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    So scared
     
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  17. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I don’t understand why I wake up tired regardless of what time I go to sleep or what time I wake up.
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Have you been tested for anaemia?
       
      Anniemated, Sep 18, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      I know I was during all my pregnancies and had to take iron. I might get tested again. Good idea.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 18, 2020
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’ll walk out of my way just to step on a crunchy leaf.
     
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    A truly random thought - I have no idea where it came from, but I suddenly had a desire to see Elly May with her 'critters'.

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Sunny Sunday afternoons in Ebbets Field, sitting in the left field bleachers talking to the players, watching the Dodgers play ball.
     
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