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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Wonderful how a no pain day can lift your spirits.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      They are a badly needed but rare joy indeed...
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 19, 2020
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Wondering what kind of glue would work best on a pool noodle.
    Already pondering the day's projects!
     
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    2. deegenerate
      Yes, they are made of foam. Ok, I'll get out the hot glue gun then! Thanks!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 18, 2020
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    3. Geminpa
      A hot glue gun.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 18, 2020
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    4. deegenerate
      Thank you!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 18, 2020
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      I was going to say duct tape lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 18, 2020
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    6. conroe4
      Buy a new noodle. They're dirt cheap.
       
      conroe4, Sep 19, 2020
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  3. gunner77

    gunner77 Cum Slinger

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    hot glue
     
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    There's been a rumor circulating about me for at least twelve years it's hilarious to see people who believe it looking like they saw a ghost they are petrified when I speak to them
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      That really needs a visual, but ok
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 18, 2020
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  5. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    At some point I was murdered or at least that's the rumor
     
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    1. deegenerate
      We seriously need a "shocked" rating choice here!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 18, 2020
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    2. Jh2
      With a face like mine I'm not surprised
       
      Jh2, Sep 18, 2020
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    3. deegenerate
      Haha! You're just trying to keep all the groupies away with that comment. I've seen you, and know better! :p
       
      deegenerate, Sep 18, 2020
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    4. Jh2
      Real shit I could fill a book with stories that little birds got twisted
       
      Jh2, Sep 18, 2020
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  6. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Can you imagine the things we could accomplish if there weren't any stupid people in our lives?
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Have you never ever done anything stupid? Gosh!
       
      Anniemated, Sep 18, 2020
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    2. anon_de_plume
      My point exactly! ;)
       
      anon_de_plume, Sep 18, 2020
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  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ok never mix your drinks
     
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Now I want Tater Tots...
    [​IMG]
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I put some on my grocery order today for pickup tomorrow for my husband. He prefers the mini tots or crispy crowns but it appears that those aren’t being made right now. Only regular tots have been available since Covid so they’ll do.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 18, 2020
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Too damn easy :angelic:
     
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's never the best idea to be drinking and want chocolate for dinner.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I would not have that problem.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 19, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      Hahaha, cupcake. Maybe after a couple more drinks I won't care how I feel in the morning.
      (Honestly, I usually don't... until the morning)
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 19, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      Who said you can't have chocolate for dinner? It's your dinner...you can have whatever you want!!
       
      Lioness, Sep 19, 2020
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  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Last night my son told me he needed tp in his bathroom. I came back with 4 big fluffy rolls all in a stack and handed them to him. I asked him if he felt 2020 rich. He said yeah stacks on stacks on stacks. :greedy:
     
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  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I just don't trust people that showed up on XNXX a week ago, and literally the first things they're posting about is how tragic their situation is. It may or may not be true, for all I know (which is why I just stay out of those threads), and there are certainly cases where it is true - a tortured soul reaching out for some human interaction, and I feel very strongly empathetic for those people.

    Maybe I'm too cynical, but I can't help thinking that they're really Andy Dicker (or somebody else).
     
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    1. deegenerate
      My Spidey senses are usually on high alert when a new user jumps in and acts as if they are very familiar with the layout already.
      But sometimes someone that was nice comes back with a new account for whatever reason too, so I just wait and see.
       
      deegenerate, Sep 19, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      Seriously, @deegenerate - it's completely a 'wait and see' scenario. That's why I don't post in their threads. Trust (as much as you can get that online) needs to be earned here, like anywhere else.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 19, 2020
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  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m tragic and tortured. Please send money...or cheese. :jimlad:
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      hee hee hee hee hee...

      Will my favorite, extra sharp cheddar do, or will Camembert, Brie or some other highfalutin' cheese do?
      (Money ain't happening, but really, neither is the cheese...)
       
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Extra sharp cheddar is perfect!
      (I really didn’t expect either.)
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 19, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      Oooh! Excellent! The cheese you are totally not getting will be extra sharp cheddar!
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 19, 2020
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  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Bunch a months back there was a guy who was about to be homeless, came here talking and looking for advice about how to survive, couple pages of conversation, often wondered what happened to him...
     
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      You remember him, right?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 19, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      I'm just sayin' he was here and what he was doin', didnt make any public appeals or anything
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 19, 2020
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    4. latecomer91364
      I do not remember him - I'm clueless as to when his time here was.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 19, 2020
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    5. Anniemated
      Yes poor guy, made uncomfortable reading because nobody could help him.
       
      Anniemated, Sep 19, 2020
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    6. 1 Toy Maker
      He was living in his car and hijacking the gyms WiFi when he could. I remember giving him the best advice I could.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Sep 19, 2020
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  15. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I learned a new word tonight...bullshittery...it's a good word.
     
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    1. Anniemated
      That's kin of asshattery!
       
      Anniemated, Sep 19, 2020
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  16. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    What's on my mind right now is... I only have 4 hours left till my year sober date
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Congratulations for a full year of sobriety! Did you get yourself a little cake? I always get my dad one each year.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 19, 2020
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    2. StraightKush
      Nah, no cake for me I'm going to celebrate by smoking a lot of grass lol
       
      StraightKush, Sep 19, 2020
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Right! I usually go with edibles with light flower smoking. :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 19, 2020
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  17. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    My tolerance is too high for edibles the only time I've ever felt anything off edibles was when I made them myself but smoking flower and dabbing oil, get me to where I need to be
     
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  18. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    This is the kinda stuff I enjoy smoking ;)

    IMG_20200918_184848018.jpg IMG_20200918_184823862.jpg IMG_20200918_184751039.jpg
     
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    1. Jh2
      Very nice what's her name
       
      Jh2, Sep 19, 2020
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  19. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    Super Glue, and Jet A
     
    1. Jh2
      Hahaha I got some gorilla glue and some no name
       
      Jh2, Sep 19, 2020
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  20. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

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    Jet A, is a strong sativa has a Coke like high
     
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