1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. AlmostAvirgin

    AlmostAvirgin Sex Machine

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    Just out of curiosity, am I able to change that little title "porn surfer" under my username?
     
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    1. Jh2
      I think it changes for you
       
      Jh2, Sep 19, 2020
    2. AlmostAvirgin
      Yeah it must because now it says amateur and I didn't change it. Just a minute ago it said porn surfer
       
      AlmostAvirgin, Sep 19, 2020
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      After 2000 posts, you can contact Stanley and request a custom title...still deciding on mine lol.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 19, 2020
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  2. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Pssst: miracle grow is about the worst thing you can use on weed plants. Try Advanced Nutrients instead. SRSLY.
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I think I am going to start responding to guys that ask me to write their name on my boobs and take a picture for them by asking them to write my name on their dicks and send me a picture of that instead.

    I predict one of two things will happen: Either they will go away quietly, or I will have to start an album of dicks with my name on them. lol
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I’m not much for junk shots, but holy shit that’d be awesome. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
    2. phxbi_bear80
      I think it's safe to say that the album will exist...just guessing :)
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 19, 2020
    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Just tell them your full name is actually DeeSallyRhondaAlisonCherylSusanGenerate
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 19, 2020
    4. ironfistvk
      I...uh...I volunteer.
       
      ironfistvk, Sep 21, 2020
    5. ironfistvk
      Now am wondering if it will work the other way around, I would be swimming in boobies......wait no one would even ask me :cry:. Guys I will settle for moobies.
       
      ironfistvk, Sep 21, 2020
  4. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Imagine a cookbook titled; "The great chefs of Ireland". Yeah, that'd be a thick book...it's just a pamphlet that says try another country.
    Not ragging on the Irish, but that always made me laugh.
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    So nice :-

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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I guess this means I’m not getting that Ferrari after all.
     
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Damn lighters!
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I buy a 5 pack and really try to use one at a time, yet somehow all 5 of them run out of fluid at nearly the exact same time!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      I finish one, then move one
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 21, 2020
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Looong ago, I remember thinking, it would be embarrassing to get an erection while having sex with a girl :O_o:
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Nope, not the same. Not by a long shot, but you get a ⭐️ for trying.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Kinda sorta like A for effort but not? Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 22, 2020
  10. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    So angry,
    Stop interferring in my life
     
  11. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Doesn't everybody have a machete in the trunk
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I prefer Katana's, but to each their own :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      Why yes, we do!
       
      Geminpa, Sep 22, 2020
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  12. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I have a house machete and a car machete
     
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    1. deegenerate
      You can never have too many machetes.
      Next you should try to get some to match your ensemble.
       
      deegenerate, Sep 21, 2020
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      So true, it's all about coordinated accessories to your fashion look :)
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2020
    3. Jh2
      So I'm classy kinda guy motorcycle helmet a tail coat cut off shorts different colored socks and huaraches perfect ensemble for running into people in dark allies
       
      Jh2, Sep 21, 2020
  13. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Let me out, let me oooouuuuuttttt.
     
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Shot in the dark. "Cherub Rock" by The Smashing Pumpkins?
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2020
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      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 21, 2020
    4. ironfistvk
      Looney tunes?
       
      ironfistvk, Sep 21, 2020
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    5. Jh2
      Have you seen every cat at 3 am
       
      Jh2, Sep 21, 2020
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    6. ironfistvk
      I tawt I taw a puddy tat
       
      ironfistvk, Sep 21, 2020
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  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    What the heck have I found? :O_o::joyful::jimlad:

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    1. deleted user 555 768
      That looks old, like Steve Jobs made it in his garage in the 80's!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 21, 2020
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Definitely could have, Shy! :laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 21, 2020
    3. Valspar
      You been sniffing around the dark web again?
       
      Valspar, Sep 22, 2020
  15. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Do you think pharmacists ever get mad at each other and have a pill fight
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I certainly hope so!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 22, 2020
  16. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    When I go to a post and I bounce my cursor back and forth - like 3 or 4 times - between 'like' and 'agree' and I consider how much of the post I DO agree with, or between 'like' and 'funny' and I think, "well, I like it, but is it that funny, really?" - and I can't decide which...
    That's when I realize I'm taking this shit way too seriously...
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      LMAO...I'm the same way with so many things in my life, I am glad that I can just stick with my gut on this subject :)
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 22, 2020
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  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Oh ya, I ate dinner already
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m so proud of you! :D
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 22, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Dont be, it was half a DiGiorno...Tums for dessert
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 22, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      It was still pizza, no?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 22, 2020
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      No, not really, a new one with a causaunt crust, flaky buttery pizza crust was to confusing, BIG NG!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 22, 2020
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      I saw someone do a review of that on YouTube. Looked interesting enough.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 22, 2020
  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    1. phxbi_bear80
      NICE!!!!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 22, 2020
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