1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Peace out girlscouts. Gotta go shower. Be back to talk about cheese more later!:p
     
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  2. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Wonder what time will manage to pass out this time....
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Still having insomnia?
       
      deegenerate, Oct 25, 2020
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    2. ironfistvk
      6 years and counting :D.
       
      ironfistvk, Oct 25, 2020
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    3. deegenerate
      Woah! I'm sorry to hear that.
       
      deegenerate, Oct 25, 2020
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    4. ironfistvk
      Cant be helped, though did laugh at some of Doc's suggestions and theories.
       
      ironfistvk, Oct 25, 2020
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Sometimes I wish I was more aggressive in tackling my own personal 'obstacles' as I am with family, friends and work. My own life is always a 'two minute drill' - the ball doesn't move until it absolutely has to.
     
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  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I always hate following myself in this thread - like nobody else has random thoughts - or wishes to express them?

    I usually buy Kroger Ice Cream because it's great and reasonably priced - I love their 'Banana Split' - but they didn't have it last time at the store, so I bought 'Birthday Cake' - never again: it's way too sweet.

    So there you have it
     
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  5. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Sometimes...most times, it is easier to just do it yourself.
     
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    #29165
  6. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    You know that thing about it being bad luck to have a black cat cross your path?

    This is the second night in a row a black cat crossed my keyboard and it took me about a half hour to get back on the internet.
     
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  7. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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  8. Boredguy77

    Boredguy77 Porn Surfer

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    Why is it so cold in here?
     
    1. deleted user 555 768
      I was wondering the same thing
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 25, 2020
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  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I've had an unopened half a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream and chocolate syrup in the house for a month and havent touched it
     
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      I dont like to eat late, dinner is about it before bedy bys
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 25, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I don’t eat dinner.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 25, 2020
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      You ride a bike an watch you tube instead
       
      deleted user 555 768, Oct 25, 2020
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Yeah?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 25, 2020
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    6. Midnight Dream
      Send it my way. It’s my favorite. :D
       
      Midnight Dream, Oct 26, 2020
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm amazed at how little the big issues that come up bother me - it's like something may happen here, so let's get at it!

    It's the small problems that actively bug me, because I have a tendency to ignore them until they require twice as much effort to fix. They bug me because I get a little disappointed with myself that I don't attend to them - but fuck it.
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    What good is a kitchen timer if you dont hear it, I need a sticky note to remind me to listen for the beeps :O_o:
     
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  12. mysteryp

    mysteryp Newcumer

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    How to get rid of lockdowns!!!
     
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I wonder why the wind always seems louder at night when you're trying to sleep?
     
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  14. sony1879

    sony1879 Porn Star

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    I wonder why I often wonder what is happening.
     
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  15. rewhite

    rewhite Sex Machine

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    I wonder why drive up ATM's have braille when blind people can't drive
     
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    #29175
  16. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    The cold sucks
     
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  17. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My old cl0ck tricked me Sunday! It changed for standard time this weekend. Got me out of bed an hour later.
     
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I think I might cut bangs. My forehead seems big lately lol
     
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      My nose?
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 27, 2020
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    3. Braxton.B
      Yep that honker
       
      Braxton.B, Oct 27, 2020
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    4. Cherrypop
      I’ve always wanted a nose job actually
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 27, 2020
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    5. Braxton.B
      Nose job huh...Let's see, you blow your nose and we gotta keep the word job in there......Blow job, yes indeed that can be arranged.
       
      Braxton.B, Oct 27, 2020
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    6. Cherrypop
      Sure let’s go with that ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 27, 2020
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    #29178
  19. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Stealing pumpkins from Walmart at 3:30 am...some people :rolleyes:
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Did u steal the pumpkins?
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 27, 2020
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    2. Prowler86
      No but I saw it happen. He went straight through the 4 way stop just before the intersection.
       
      Prowler86, Oct 28, 2020
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    #29179
  20. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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