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  1. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    My phone rings and its my son. He and his family are having dinner with his in laws. I answer but its my grandson on the other end and he's whispering. Grandpa I see a deer and its a buck. Where at I ask. Right across the street at edge of the golf course. How many points I ask? And that's the purpose of the call. Is it three or six he wants to know? Does it have great big ears? Yes. Then that's a Mule deer and you only count the points on one side so that's a three point. If it throws its tail up like a big white flag that's a White Tail and then you count all six points. We talk for a little longer and then just hang up because the deer isn't going anywhere and his dad wants his phone back.

    A day to be thankful for when grandpa is the go to guy.
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      This post made me smile. Good stuff
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 27, 2020
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Hmmm, too focused to be random but...I'm beginning Cyber Saturday on Black Friday, dont tell anybody ;)
     
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hmmm... Dumbfuckler comes and tries his best to shit on a friendly Thanksgiving thread, yet nobody comes to attack him with his pleasant Thanksgiving reflections.

    Shows you where the 'class' is around here.
     
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta clean this grinder :sour:
     
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    1. ironfistvk
      I took out my coffee grinder out of the dishwasher half hour ago :D and yes have one for weed.
       
      ironfistvk, Nov 27, 2020
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  5. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    webp files are fucking annoying. if i want to share them on sites like this or many others, i gotta go on google and find a site to convert to jpg or gif or whatever because a LOT sites......don't allow webp format.
     
    1. crhurricane
      Microsoft and their .pdf.pdf files can go suck eggs.
       
      crhurricane, Nov 27, 2020
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  6. Like2Bsolo

    Like2Bsolo THE SOLOIST

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    Did the stimulus checks get approved or was somebody just fibbing to me?
     
    1. Jh2
      Don't know
       
      Jh2, Nov 27, 2020
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  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Rick James Brown the Godfather of cocaine
     
    1. Like2Bsolo
      LOL HUH?
      OH I GET IT,
      RICK JAMES=COCAINE
      JAMES BROWN=GODFATHER
      Good one
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 27, 2020
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    2. Jh2
      If Rick James and James Brown had a baby holy shit just a thought
       
      Jh2, Nov 27, 2020
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    3. Like2Bsolo
      That would be one hell of an ugly baby
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 27, 2020
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    4. Jh2
      And crazy as fuck
       
      Jh2, Nov 27, 2020
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    5. crhurricane
      I feel good
       
      crhurricane, Nov 27, 2020
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  8. Deleted user 3555785

    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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  9. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    Can any body tell me what makes some men grow a nail on small finger. I see some times those, don wonna insult them with my weird inquiry.
     
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      Like2Bsolo, like the comment. Not the misfortune you have endured. Best to you.
       
      crhurricane, Nov 27, 2020
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      Thanks. Life's been good to me. I can't complain much. I just had to learn to roll with the punches. Adjust. At times I think that it was a blessing because I would probably be dead or in prison still.

      "I once complained of my shoes until I met a man with no feet"
      -Helen Keller
       
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    4. Dearelliot
      Got a cousin into opioids, he's about 57. Always calling around if anyone has leftover oxy, from a prescription. Changes pain management doctors when they stop prescribing...worry about him
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 27, 2020
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    5. crhurricane
      You have an excellent outlook. We all roll with the punches. You have had more then your share. I tell people it don't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, I'm just happy I got a glass.
       
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    6. Like2Bsolo
      Exactly!
      My choice was to keep on trucking or roll over and let myself drown in sorrow and pity. I chose to live and here I am.
      HAKUNA MATATA :)
       
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  10. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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  11. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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  12. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    We enjoy exchanging gifts, but: Buying Christmas gifts for my wife is always a chore...so hard to find anything.
    Perfume or Jewelry are out, as well as clothes shoes handbags.
     
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      My wife says "I'll do it," so then yeah, like I can sit and just watch her so then it's "we" doing it!
      but hell that's how we work things out I decide and she overrules.
       
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    3. Rixer
      I quit doing yard work after I injured my shoulder trimming the top of a privot tree. My shoulder was frozen for a long time. The body just can't do the things it's done when I was younger.
      So now...... I have people for that.
       
      Rixer, Nov 27, 2020
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    4. Dearelliot
      "Aint that the truth."
      I tried using my heart attacks for that excuse...worked for a short time. My wife says, "okay take a rest now and then,"
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 27, 2020
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    5. Jack Mine
      Last year I gave my wife a certificate for 4 hours of passionate, unbelievable sex. When she wants and how she wants it. She was never so happy in her life. She kissed me, ran out the door and told me she'd see me in 4 hours.

      Sorry, but I just posted this in the joke thread
       
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      Like2Bsolo, Dec 4, 2020
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  13. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Everything's boring :meh:
     
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  14. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Quikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss
     
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  15. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    I Fired the Bitch.
    Excuse my Language
     
    1. Dearelliot
      I enjoy shopping for something she likes but like most wives here she has so much.
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 27, 2020
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  16. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    My thoughts are all random. I think.
     
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Work is slow I think the building could use a good fire
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    It's dark outside, and the neighbor is up on a ladder hanging Christmas lights.
    I'm just sitting here wondering how much more difficult that is to do in the dark. Hmmmm...
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      I would have been waiting to see him fall :)
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 4, 2020
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Seriously, why do I keep responding to Trolls, even though I post memes like 'Troll Alert' and such?

    I'm convinced that it only happens in the evening after I've had a few drinks.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      We've all fallen into that trap one in a while.
       
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    2. Like2Bsolo
      @latecomer91364 I just laugh at them or go along with what they're saying and then it's no fun for them
       
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta go to a food store sooner or later
     
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