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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hey, Netflix - thanks for those emails telling me 'Here's something we think you'll like."
    And it's a Rom-Com, usually with a description like:
    "Polar opposites meet, and eventually, love finds a way for this unlikely pair... blah blah blah"

    What, in my entire viewing and rating history, makes them think I would even watch this, let alone 'like' it?

    No big deal, but I'm considering going through every Rom-Com on Netflix and giving them all a 'thumbs down'.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Just canceled Netflix, think I watched 5 movies in 2 years
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 29, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      I figure it pulls its weight just with Military documentaries - and some times I find movies that are good. Some excellent ones lately -'The Outpost' - and then a couple of weeks later I saw them profile the main hero (still living) on the series 'Medal of Honor'.
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 29, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      Anything I looked for wasnt there, and I usually dont watch anything anyway...I do youtube
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 29, 2020
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    4. crhurricane
      They had a documentary Prophecy, or Rock Prophecies, if they still have it, and your an SRV fan, you'll enjoy it. Nice story of a long time rock photographer, who has befriended many rock musicians, and few twists of fate, tell a awesome story.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 17, 2020
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  2. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    There is somewhat of an art to holiday decorating. Sadly in my neighborhood, some people think more and larger is better. They fill their small lawns with lots of those life size, air-filled decorations. Some actually look like a store where the store is showing everything they have to purchase. Then during the day these decorations lay on the ground all deflated.
    Just venting
     
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  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Empty your ashtray once in a while it wont catch fire
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Dig in your wallet once in awhile, you cheap bastard :)
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 4, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Good to see ya Jack
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 4, 2020
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    May be I'll just grow a beard
     
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      Two people today said I should, and all the tough looking guys around me have real beards
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 30, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 30, 2020
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      Kinda sorta the look I'm goin' for, but in a hippy kinda way ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 30, 2020
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I think that assfucks like this are living in their own personal hell, and are bursting at the seams to share (and try to inflict) their misery on others.
    Dumbfuckler shows up out of the blue and posts this in the 'Here Kitty Kitty' thread.
    For reference, the 'Here Kitty Kitty' thread is a place for people who love cats to post cute or funny pics, GIFs and memes about cats.
    So this asshole can't resist going in there with this:

    and then later, accuses somebody else, who took exception to his mindless nastiness, of this:

    I guess once you're old and the end is near (not near enough), any semblance of class and decorum go out the window. I feel sorry for any kids in his neighborhood who wander onto his lawn.

    Fuck him.
     
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    1. Rixer
      [​IMG]
       
      Rixer, Nov 30, 2020
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  6. TerriC

    TerriC Amateur

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    This is a bit of a strange place, am I in the twilight zone ? Oh boy..
     
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Now that the storm is over, if I take a nap my contractor will call
     
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    @Truthful 1 asked me to lol lol lol lol lol for him while he's on vacation.
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
       
      latecomer91364, Dec 1, 2020
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    2. Valspar
      Oh yeah...I'm supposed to call people libbie fucks too.

      Lol lol lol lol lol lol.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. conroe4
      He told me you were covering for him while he takes a little hiatus. LOLOLOLOLOLolololol
      I told him you liked to be called Valerie.
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
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    4. SoutheastUSofA
      And you have to remember to type like the Swedish Chef talks. That's very important.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Dec 1, 2020
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    5. Valspar
      I'm cool being called Valerie, @conroe4 ...you know that.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2020
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  9. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Mary had a little lamb....and now I have lamb chops.
     
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  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I usually forget to zip my zip lock bags
     
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      I dont sleep, in spit of...anything :(
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      :), have a smile, 3 frowns in a row needs a smile
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 1, 2020
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      and two are mine, damn it!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 1, 2020
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    5. ironfistvk
      Hmmm I have some catching up to do, then again already frowned more than 3 times lol. The pups were quite rowdy today.
       
      ironfistvk, Dec 1, 2020
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    6. deleted user 555 768
      Ya maxed out your :(, only :) left
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 1, 2020
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  11. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    1. Sweetpassion
      Nope, but always love to read things she post.
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 2, 2020
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    2. Valspar
      Hmmm...
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2020
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I wonder what the world of non forum members think when they read the threads
     
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    2. conroe4
      These people skeered me, and I didn't join the conversations for the longest time. Then I realized, they're not scary, they're
      just not normal, and I fit right in.
       
      conroe4, Dec 2, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      I found a home!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 2, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I don't even visit most those gd threads. There are lots of angry people there. Haha
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 2, 2020
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    5. Cherrypop
      I just followed the trail of crumbs and suddenly I was here. And I didn’t even know where “here” was lol. Maybe if I had seen what I was getting myself into I might not have joined :laugh:
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 3, 2020
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      thick veins and Braxton.B like this.
    6. gammaXray
      My curiosity about sex led me here but I spend most of my time in the GD section. I've been on many forums over the yrs. The first was on Black Page who had a forum until they closed them down.
      I met some people there that I'm still in contact with.
       
      gammaXray, Dec 3, 2020
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  13. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Grease stained pizza boxes shouldn’t go into the recycling bins.
     
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  14. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    If you tear holes in a pair of fish net stocking you actually have fewer holes in them.
     
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      On my head?
      You have until spring for that then I'll hop like a bunny rabbit. :beaver:
      No rabbit emojies.....you get a beaver.
      Hint
      Hint


      Wink
      Wink
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Pink fishnet just for you. :doggystyle:You get watever this weird emoji is. (wink wink););)
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 3, 2020
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    4. Valspar
      It's Bananarama.
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2020
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Ramalama dingdong lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 3, 2020
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    6. Valspar
      Shama lama ding dong.
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2020
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  15. mishell

    mishell [Cumming attraction]

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    On my mind is the Electoral College Vote in the US...I have just been reading up on it...it sounds very scary.
     
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    1. conroe4
      Popular vote is much more scary. LA county alone can outvote 43 states. That shit ain't right.
       
      conroe4, Dec 2, 2020
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  16. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Wondering how people have so much time to spend here. Life requires so much of my time. I feel like i'm racing against the clock on the daily. Gotta try to stay up late just to breathe. Haha
     
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    2. conroe4
      silky thighs. she babbles like a monkey in a tree. life's better with her on ignore. stumbles has been there for years. and thin dick just earned his spot.

      Don't pay me no never mind sweet passion. I babble too.
       
      conroe4, Dec 3, 2020
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    3. Tac65
      The very reason I dropped FB like a hot rock
       
      Tac65, Dec 3, 2020
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    4. Ed Itor
      Well Conroe be like an ancient civilization & Babylon.
      Just remember folk as you go through life don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 3, 2020
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    5. crhurricane
      The people make this site entertaining, as it is designed. I can find myself on and off the site, 5 to 10 times a day, other times I'm on 4 or 5 Hours straight, not really realizing the time, usually at night with that. Sometimes not on at all on some days, might go a couple, three days, being off, but not that often.
      I find, besides people, I can find something to fit my mood, even if they are older posts, that strike some kind of interest. But funny, serious, informative, I can find something, or at least a starting point, for researching points of interest else where on the web.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 17, 2020
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    6. crhurricane
      Well there is more to this comment, think it got put at the end of the thread.
       
      crhurricane, Dec 17, 2020
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    True, corvid keeps us here longer. No where else to go.
     
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    2. Valspar
      Pompatus?
      Hippopotamus?
      Idk....anymore.
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Lmao!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 3, 2020
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    4. Ed Itor
      Don't do it that, how will you sit?
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 3, 2020
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Haha trust when i say my ass is here to stay!:laugh:
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 3, 2020
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    6. crhurricane
      And the father is?
      Some guy from Indiana
      Hoosier daddy!
       
      crhurricane, Dec 17, 2020
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I wonder what my dog calls me in her head. Mom? Annoying human? Lol
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yes no dog and butt scenarios please lol
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 3, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      hahaha - that's a total 'Ick!'
       
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    4. conroe4
      Ya gotta figure life from the dog's perspective. All he sees is that beautiful butt. I'd pant all the time too, even in the Winter.
       
      conroe4, Dec 3, 2020
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    5. Braxton.B
      I'm sure mine calls me Asshole or Little Fucker because I call him that all the time.
       
      Braxton.B, Dec 3, 2020
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    6. Ed Itor
      Nah, when you say that he thinks, "I know you are but what am I" or "Don't be so hard on yourself".
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 3, 2020
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  19. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    do dreams count as thoughts, or are they in another realm ?
     
    1. heads-up
      Sometimes dreams come true...but then, thoughts are sometimes precursor to action. So maybe they aren’t so different.
       
      heads-up, Dec 3, 2020
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  20. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    I
    If they were in another realm would thoughts in that realm just be dreams?
     
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