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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Build a figure parts are a joke...
     
  2. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I cringe everytime I get something in the mail from the AARP.
    I usually don't open the stuff and now I remember why.
    They make me feel old...
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      If I had money I could use that 3 piece organizer.
      I'm just happy with a 3 piece from KFC at this point.
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
    3. Lioness
      It's usually $16 a year! You two make a great comedy team!!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      I didn't have my bifocals on...
      Could've been $16.
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
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    5. Rixer
      We have our AARP packing cubes! Don't travel without'em. I also get discounts at most lodging with the card. No biggee but certainly worth the cost of the card if you travel.
       
      Rixer, Mar 3, 2021
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      Let me tell ya, you will never be lonely, they fill your mailbox, continually. But honestly, don't know if it all good, the wife checks it, all I can say is,they won't forget about ya, lol
       
      crhurricane, Mar 10, 2021
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    Valspar porn surfer

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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      You can use that extra four bucks for your KFC!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Mar 3, 2021
    2. Valspar
      And that's why I should post in Random Thoughts pre-senior moment.
      Lesson learned.
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2021
    3. Lioness
      That's only a dollar a month PLUS they were going to give you a 3 piece organizing set. I'll definitely have to check the annual cost next time I get something from them!

      This is from the internet:
      • How Much Does an AARP Membership Cost? You can purchase a standard membership for $16 a year, with the option to save on membership fees by signing up for automatic renewal or by choosing a multiyear membership.
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2021
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    4. Rixer
      Don't forget the discounts on hotels and other lodging. Well worth the price of the card.
       
      Rixer, Mar 3, 2021
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    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    Joe Biden let trannies serve US army. Never knew that most fighting nation would do it.
     
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      But they wont tell you how many of them are beaten down or killed,like when Obama let gay's in. So many CNN and the rest stopped talking about it all together.
       
      Odins own, Mar 4, 2021
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Mashed potato - why was it mashed??????
     
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  6. Jh2

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    This new batch taste like homegrown but it's good further testing is needed
     
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      I don't remember when this was time to go get more
       
      Jh2, Mar 10, 2021
    3. crhurricane
      Anytime can be a good time for more
       
      crhurricane, Mar 10, 2021
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    4. Jh2
      Picked up some OG going back for purple monkey nuts
       
      Jh2, Mar 10, 2021
    5. crhurricane
      Where do they come up with these names?
      Let me know if one called alien visitors becomes available.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 10, 2021
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      Whoever creates the strain names it so far the crazier the better
       
      Jh2, Mar 10, 2021
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  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    When you ain't drinking everyone wants to buy you a drink
     
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  8. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    If her weird gels with your weird marry her before she finds out your a oddball
     
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Ninjas got me note to self build ninja trap
     
  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I wanna thank you all for coming. I know that many of you have put off important drug deals and murders to be here. I'm especially pleased to have representatives from the five families with us, the Bought A Lottos, the Armani's, the Marzonis, and the Jeffersons who moved on up to get themselves a bigger piece of the pie
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I went out earlier and forgot to get lighters
     
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      That sucks
       
      Jh2, Mar 6, 2021
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  12. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Run florist run
     
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      Tiny Anthony
       
      Jh2, Mar 6, 2021
  13. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    So now Pepe LePew is being targeted for popularizing "rape culture?" I want to punch these people in the face.
     
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      They wouldn't understand.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 6, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    finish this and get a beer
     
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I wish I had a watermelon
     
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      Stymie said that while rubbing a magic lamp, one of the episodes I remember as a kid thats not allowed to be shown today
       
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      Haha - that's exactly where it came from - been saying that my whole life... I suppose I need to stop that shit now...
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 7, 2021
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      Brother and I would say that rubbing each others head after a hair cut
       
  16. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Power tools and alcohol
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's a scary combination!
       
      deegenerate, Mar 7, 2021
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    2. Jh2
      Not really. Acid and a six hour road trip is
       
      Jh2, Mar 7, 2021
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Too much shit not enough time
     
  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Hahaha lube names are getting funnier
     
    1. Jh2
      More funny? Somethin
       
      Jh2, Mar 7, 2021
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  19. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    There are TV shows about people who weigh hundreds of pounds, and I often wonder how they got to that weight, but I recently realized that, with so many good cooks & bakers in the family, if I stopped running & exercising as often as I do, I could probably double my weight in a year!
     
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      I think by the time overweight people realise how mad it has got malaise has already set in. Would you want to be overweight and struggling at a gym?
      Nope me neither
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 7, 2021
  20. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I cannae do it captain the knicker elastic just won't hold
     
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