1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Every action causes a reaction
     
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    1. tenguy
      Equal in force and opposite in direction.
       
      tenguy, Jun 16, 2021
  2. MstrGH_PantsPie

    MstrGH_PantsPie Porn Star

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    That is correct @Cherrypop, for example..... looking at your profile pic has caused my dick to start twitching.
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Sorry? ;)
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 13, 2021
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  3. MstrGH_PantsPie

    MstrGH_PantsPie Porn Star

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    Sorry not Sorry you mean!!
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Exactly lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 13, 2021
  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Some men just don’t understand women
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      I’m trying .
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 13, 2021
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      Very hard lol
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 13, 2021
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    3. Jh2
      Nope they're confusing
       
      Jh2, Jun 13, 2021
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    4. vincenzz
      What are you trying to say? :)
       
      vincenzz, Jun 13, 2021
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  5. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Ever noticed how people’s toes curl when they’re engaging in sex?
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I had a guy once ask me to take pics of my toes when I'm cumming.
      Yeah... I'm going to be able to think about that. lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 13, 2021
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    2. Jack Mine
      I guess I have to pay more attention, because that’s something I’ve never noticed. And why would I ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 16, 2021
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    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Why the hell do they need condoms in the hospital?
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  7. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    I wonder what I’m allergic to in my garden.
     
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Coffee, Coffee, Coffee! Coffeeeeee!!!!!!!
     
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  9. Salina

    Salina Sex Machine

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    I need new lingerie. I haven't bought new since the pandemic started and the current is not sexy anymore.
     
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      Guess you'll have to go around naked!
       
      odi144, Jun 14, 2021
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      Since I'm working from home and live alone, I'm pretty much always naked. When I'm on a conference I'm pretty much only wearing office tops, sometimes I don't even wear a bra.
       
      Salina, Jun 14, 2021
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    odi144 Porn Star

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    Can I come over? lol
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I have a fly buzzing around my house that I can hear but not see...creepy
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Now the fly is teasing and flying on my computer screen so I cant swat it...bastard!

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Its one of those fat slow flies, smacked it once, probably die of old age tomorrow
     
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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My wife laughs and finds it funny that I laugh at my own jokes. She’s laughing at me now, and I haven’t said a word
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      I know the feeling lol lo lol lo lol jack
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 16, 2021
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      T1, that is so fuckin’ funny, lol, lol, lol, (my sides hurt) LOL.
       
      tenguy, Jun 16, 2021
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      Lol lol lol. You can imagine right , ten guy lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 16, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo, Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo, Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo, skip to the loo my darlin'
     
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      Was think of this last night...

       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 16, 2021
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      Lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 16, 2021
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      I love Lucy!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 16, 2021
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  17. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Funny I could never figure out why Ricky hung out with the Mertz lol lol lol those old people
     
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      The Ricardos were kissing up to their landlords for cheep rent and to allowed to keep little Ricky,... they couldnt wait to move to Connecticut!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 16, 2021
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      Oh yeah lol lol lol lol I forgot they were the land lords lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 16, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    A quiet comes across the land as battles rage in unknown places, where masks are worn with unknown faces,
    black knight or white, no ones knows, dragons lay where no one goes,
    right is right and left is left, if none will stand, ...wont be any left
     
  19. Cherrypop

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    The gyms here still have limited capacity restrictions, and I drive by this one gym that always has people lined up outside in the hot sun, waiting for their turn to go in and work out.

    What the actual fuck?

    Two of the things I hate most are working out and waiting in lines. This is a scene right out of one of my nightmares lol
     
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    1. patrioticcock93
      I feel this 100%!!
       
      patrioticcock93, Jun 17, 2021
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    2. NiteWalker
      I built my own home gym!
       
      NiteWalker, Jun 17, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      I want to yell out my window at them “Get out of the hot sun you weirdos!! Jog home and make yourself a steak!”
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 17, 2021
    4. NiteWalker
      :hilarious:
       
      NiteWalker, Jun 17, 2021
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