1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    “Hey! What are you crazy or sumthing!”
     
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  2. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Who really lives in that bizarre infomercial world where simple things are so frustrating? Like the woman with the wrong can opener who ends up with tomato sauce spurting all over her and her kitchen. Who the fuck are these imbeciles?

    No worries! This miracle thing will save you!
    So, why is it not sold in stores?
     
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  3. dikmac22

    dikmac22 Sex Machine

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    If I take my boots off, will I have to put them bk on tonite ( currently 10:39 p.m. est. ) ?
     
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  4. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    If you use CBD, for your ailments, do you need a prescription?
     
    1. conroe4
      Heck no - try Cake Delta 8. You'll sleep like a baby.
       
      conroe4, Sep 21, 2021
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    2. Rexxracerr
      I have, its great, I need to find a COPD gummy.
      I hear it works, I'd love to play again, without gasping for air.
       
      Rexxracerr, Sep 21, 2021
  5. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work work work work work!
     
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    1. crhurricane
      There is always that carnival game, whack a moll, it could be expanded to whack a moll troll...
       
      crhurricane, Sep 22, 2021
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  6. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Fuck it. I’m marking the whole forum as read; I can’t keep up with you chatterboxes. :laugh:
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Okay dad :p
       
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Do do do
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 21, 2021
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    4. submissively speaking
      Blocked
       
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      I just reported myself.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 21, 2021
  7. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    Folks you almost lost me, after repair of my notebook I couldn t log in for two days. Only through my phone. now I back.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Welcome back!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 21, 2021
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    2. Ficxa 479
      It feels like coming home.
       
      Ficxa 479, Sep 21, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Phew. That was a close one.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 21, 2021
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    4. deegenerate
      Glad you made it back!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 21, 2021
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    5. 1 Toy Maker
      Damn
       
      1 Toy Maker, Sep 22, 2021
  8. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    Russian language . word Pizdets. means total shit, or a situation where there is no exit. I d say dead end.....
     
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Now I’m done.
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      why
       
      Ficxa 479, Sep 21, 2021
  10. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I'll be all alone for the next 4 days.
    Not sure if I like that.
     
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  11. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband ordered me lingerie that delivered today. It’s all strings. I was able to figure out which was the top and which was the bottom. That’s about it though.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That means you can wear it any way you like!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 22, 2021
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    2. tenguy
      I prefer women with no strings.
       
      tenguy, Sep 22, 2021
    3. Ficxa 479
      i like drawers
       
      Ficxa 479, Sep 22, 2021
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  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Stupid double post.
     
  14. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Nothing gets under my skin more than being asked a question just to start an argument. My canned response has become “I don’t know” or “okay” then I go about my business. Frustrating.
     
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I love that my kid is playing football again but hate that I have to see his dad every week at the games. I wish I was invisible.
     
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    1. heads-up
      As long as you remain visible here....
       
      heads-up, Sep 22, 2021
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    2. Braxton.B
      If you hate seeing him shouldn't you wish he was invisible?
      That way you won't see him.
       
      Braxton.B, Sep 22, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 22, 2021
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  16. xxputicaxx

    xxputicaxx Amateur

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    i really want to play w someone. preferably bbc or couples i have Showme app. anyone use it ? can we play a bit ?

    973EA084-4C7C-4BCF-AA96-5811D39288F8.jpeg
     
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    1. heads-up
      Nice ass, looks like fun.
       
      heads-up, Sep 22, 2021
    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Nice bum
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
  17. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Do 3 legged dogs who are missing a back leg try to lift his one remaining leg to piss on a tree?
    That was the only random thought I have.
     
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    1. tenguy
      Can’t say how that works, prolly squat.
      But I know a woman with a three legged dog, he’s missing a foreleg. When he has to pee, she stands next to him so he doesn’t topple over.


      That’s why I have a peg leg.
       
      tenguy, Sep 22, 2021
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      Why does he need to lift his leg if he's already missing one?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    As a kid dogs in my small town used to roam free. The mailman always had an entourage walking with him.. Same when we moved her in 67, dogs roamed free into everyone's yard.
     
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  19. xDawnBBW

    xDawnBBW Porno Junky

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    I should go to bed but then when I wake up, I have to go to work :(
     
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  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I was posting in another thread and I realized I never know what to call my ex. Because he’s not really an ex. We were engaged and he passed away 2 years ago. And “ex”makes him sound like we broke up, which isn’t what happened. So what terminology is there for that?
     
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    2. shootersa
      Late.
       
      shootersa, Sep 23, 2021
    3. Cherrypop
      Hm. I could use late I guess.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 23, 2021
    4. 1 Toy Maker
      Dead?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
    5. Cherrypop
      You’re kinda crap sometimes, you know?
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 10, 2021
    6. 1 Toy Maker
      Pithy most often
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021